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6 years ago
“There is something to be said for a dripping, matted down bush.” Yeah, “Clean up this mess!”
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6 years ago
Something tells me I’d be safest if I don’t click that link!
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6 years ago
Don’t feel bad, Mrs F, there’s lots of Chicago area Tuscl members that are happy to see news about Windy City clubs, although that news is mostly pretty depressing. For any chance of clubbing fun, leave the city and tour the suburban areas, mostly south or southeast into Indiana.
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6 years ago
I’d rather lick my cat than an unshaven pussy!
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6 years ago
I used to be a regular at a club where vip cost $40 to the club up front and the rest is negotiated with the dancer. That’s a great system, so if the performance is poor, the tip can be too and the club is happy anyhow.
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6 years ago
When approaching me at the bar a recent dancer immediately attached her hand to mr. Johnson. As we settled into the padded booth she said “You can touch me ANYWHERE”, took my hands and demonstrated just what she meant. I like those signs. I asked if I could kiss the kitty, she said sure, but she’d expect some tipping.
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6 years ago
When approaching me at the bar a recent dancer immediately attached her hand to mr. Johnson. As we settled into the padded booth she said “You can touch me ANYWHERE”, took my hands and demonstrated just what she meant. I like those signs. I asked if I could kiss the kitty, she said sure, but she’d expect some tipping.
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6 years ago
Ebony729 is damn BEAUTIFUL. The only thing to make any sense is if the club is “over quota” for AA girls on days. But if they hired another 50 girls that look like her, I’d be likely to stop in every day! Sadly, I live in Chicago. You’re welcome to dance here!
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6 years ago
Looks like a generic strip club description, cut and pasted on the same page. I’ve had much more complete reviews rejected by the “editorial staff”. I pray that this drivel doesn’t end up with a free month of membership!
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6 years ago
ICE only impacts my hobbying when it makes the roads too dangerous for my fave ladies to get to the club.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
OK, you’ve started a thread. Too bad this topic has been discussed 40-50 times already!
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6 years ago
I find SS to be a fun part of the game. No, I haven’t been working out, and I doubt my little member is the biggest dick you’ve ever seen. But my comments on her breast size and soft skin and beautiful hair are equally insincere. Let’s start that VIP session and quit the small talk. Thanks for sharing, nicespice.
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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
The only problem you should have is saving any dollars to bring back to the US.
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6 years ago
This is going to be like watching Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader. All the stupidity, with no T&A.
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7 years ago
Have a burger!
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7 years ago
This summer I had a "relationship" with a stripper here in Texas. The incredible thing is that when we became Facebook friends I was able to see dozens of topless pics and even one closeup of her kitty. Apparently sharing this type of art is not prohibited between "friends" although I've seen other folks that get lotsa flack from the general public users if an occasional nip slips.
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7 years ago
This girl rates somewhere below negative five. Quite an insult to Angelina to compare them. The fan girl looks like an extra for a zombie movie.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
My fave club has more fatties than spinners but as long as there ARE spinners I'm satisfied. Being in south Texas there's a lot of Latinas, but I just don't tip those I find unappealing. No problem.
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7 years ago
I'm happy to not have to worry about this. My little sister tips the scales at near 300 pounds. If she could get someone to pay her for a dance I'd stand up and cheer.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I went to the Landing Strip in Austin last year on Thanksgiving and enjoyed some VIP action with my current fave. Sadly, I haven't ever seen her again. This year on Tuesday my new fave told me to be there on Thursday and see her. I showed up at the 5 pm opening and stayed until almost 8. No sign of my babe. I'm going back again next Tuesday and she's got some 'splaining to do! At least the Thursday trip only cost me $5 cover and $5 for a drink. Trivial money loss but the wasted time annoys me much.
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7 years ago
I've been Facebook friends with a few strippers, but one thing I've learned is that a certain amount of interaction is tolerated but there is a line that can't be crossed without offending/annoying your dream girls.
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7 years ago
To add to my embarrassment, I've recently been burned ITC at the same Austin club, this time by a cute, thin Latina. I asked her up front what she charges for VIP and she responds $100. This is better than the typical 150-200 in this club. So I'm happy and away we go. Except she stops in 15 minutes and asks "Do you want any more?" I say of course I want more. My half-hour isn't done. She responds "But that was 5 songs!" Another lesson for me! Beside settling on a number, be sure you agree on what that number buys!
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7 years ago
Ishmael, NOOO!
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7 years ago
When I read "sexual assault" my eyes automatically rolled. Chances are he poked her perky little butt with one or two fingers, going nowhere near her privates. That woman should be honored that someone noticed her!
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7 years ago
I've had a continuing relationship with a hot MILF from a club in ATX. After numerous ITC and OTC sessions she started telling me about her desperate financial state. One evening she backed out on a planned OTC meeting but asked if I'd pay anyway, she would make good later. Another time it was a complete surprise: I can't do OTC tonight, watching the kid, but can you bring me $200 so I can pay my rent tomorrow? And now the topper: Rather than negotiate a repayment/forgiveness plan now the bitch has cut off all communication. Well, I now have no expectation of seeing the promised activity or outstanding loan amounts. I'm writing to join the chorus of PLs that strongly advise against giving any $$ to strippers except for services already rendered. ....fool me twice, shame on ME.....