I guess I'm busted.

I have no need for unisex vegetarian pussies pretending to be men.

This is apparently part of a Penn State study. So it took a study to understand that masculine men like meat? Holy fuck! That’s news?

I am meat-centric.

Have a burger!

From the comments:

Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Eat me, babe !!

I have a male acquaintance who has gone vegetarian within the past 2 years and I think he is also getting more feminine. Guess I know why now (as I take another bite of my Baconator).

First three ingredients in jackslash lasagna. Ground beef, pork and sausage. A mans man of lasagna, but still delicate enough that if a stripper eats it she only farts for 30 minutes afterwards.

I wanna be Ron Swanson

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. this is from the “smarter than all of you peons who work for a living” ACADEMIA.

you know this had to be funded by a government grant so how much did we increase the national debt for this load of crap?