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8 years ago
Best kissing experience in the strip clubI'd definitely be concerned if a girl I'm DFKing has also offered to suck me off. You'd need a big ego to think she's not sucking other customers, perhaps minutes before your VIP session. Just keep that in mind.
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8 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Starting New In 2017Luke's like speling on dis site has gone rite to hel.
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8 years ago
Little head winsMight have to do with the OP's avatar. Is good.
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8 years ago
gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Attempted ROBbery alert?Never had my wallet lifted but I have had single dollars (tip money) snatched from my shirt pocket by a Cuban dancer in Texas.
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8 years ago
Getting accosted at the doorMost clubs I've been to, a dancer magically appears within 60 seconds and may/may not give the "wannadance" mating call.
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8 years ago
BonerI prefer to grow one while I'm there but lose it before leaving.
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8 years ago
I don't think this will work as California hoped...Libtards Gone Wild!!!
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8 years ago
Geneviever Morton, more nekkid than usualAnother photographer that thinks that monochromatic film from the Stone Age is somehow more appealing than the full beauty of color photography. Black and white pictures belong in a museum right next to the b&w televisions and AM radios.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Just A Few Days Left: Who Will Die?Gary Busey just looks dead. He's probably got plenty of time left.
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8 years ago
Kelly Anne: Yes or No?Kellyanne looks ok to me fully dressed but are there wrinkles we can't see on these publicity stills? I guess I'd hit it.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
What Will 2017 Be Like?I have had enough of the gays and the whining millennials through all of 2016. I pray that 2017 gets us back to normal.
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8 years ago
THANKS TO THE WHALE I WENT TO RED LOBSTERI once waited hours for my fave to finish with a whale. Then after the whale left, some Schmoe in a sweatshirt appeared and she told me that she HAD to see him, he was an old favorite who drove almost 3 hours to see her that night. I left then, having learned that waiting out a whale isn't always the best plan. There's always the next day. And there was, in this case.
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8 years ago
FelchingTwenty five +1.
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8 years ago
What do you guys think of big areolas?I'm not fussy about areola size but nipples over 1/2 inch long just make my day.
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8 years ago
NudeAnother good nude joint is Bottoms Up in Akron OH.
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8 years ago
NudeSaying dancers with clothes on is better than nude is just illogical. I've been to four of the clubs on mr deuces list and I would choose to revisit any of those before any lame topless joint unless the topless girls are known for giving peeks in VIP. I had a routine with a cutie at mill stream in Baltimore where I'd take her to VIP but she'd pull her bikini bottom aside to allow some fine DATY. That's one topless joint I learned to love.
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8 years ago
Fair lap dance prices equals more businessI used to club in central Illinois where LDs were routinely 30 per, but 15 min vips were a good deal at $75. But now I'm in Austin tx and most clubs here have LDs at 10 per song and occasionally $5 a song. I've never been to a club charging 40 or more and I hope to never see one.
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8 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I'm feeling kinda' guiltyIf things develop the same way this week I hope you honor your commitment to #1. Failure to do so could destroy any future chances with her. If #2 comes on to you again just make an appointment for another time. She should be understanding, because she wouldn't want to be stood up like #1 was.
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8 years ago
And you guys think I pay too much to fuck 18 year oldsThose A-cups are not necessarily a bad thing if she's got some long-ass nipples for example.
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8 years ago
Do you have......Spinners, preferably black or Latina or Asian or white with measurements smaller than mine and sexy full lips begging for kissing.
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8 years ago
san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Electrical Capcity Multipliers?No Mikey's that would be the Fux Capacitor.
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8 years ago
Worst presidents!Nixon total lack of scruples doomed him, otherwise he's a hero for opening the doors to China and the USSR. The presidents before him felt the only way to relate to them was to build more nukes.
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8 years ago
Low mileage indicator?Js69, sounds like the Admiral Theatre.
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8 years ago
Rig Pig / Peelerz in Nisku, Alberta, Canada is closedFarmer Art's passing has it's trickle-down effect.
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8 years ago
OT: the new El Jefe wants to suspend the First Amendment !Just because a group of actors got butt hurt over the Democrats being shown the doors in DC doesn't mean the VP-elect and dozens of others want to hear their liberal whining after a presumably intelligent theatre production. Be glad he came to see your work! Libtards!