Q. Why did the stripper slap Santa Claus?
A. She heard him call her a "Ho" three times.
Q. What does your ATF say after having sex with you?
A. "Next!"
Q. Why are strip club customers like savings accounts?
A. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
Q. Why is a stripper like your big toe?
A. They're both easy to bang on the coffee table.
The loss of jobs is something the do-gooders never think about when they shut down strip clubs. A group of Detroit ministers have been campaigning against strip clubs for years. But the…
Q . Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper?
A. Because the crazy bitch didn't kill you in your sleep.
We need more city officials like this.