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"They didn't go quietly, however, prompting doormen to get involved. Before the women were out of the club, Martinez walked back to the bar area and yelled at the bartender, saying she was a loser for working in a strip…

Q. Why is a penny like a stripper? A. Because it's two-faced, worthless and in everybody's pants.

I don't think it's right to have strip clubs in Washington, DC. The politicians will give strippers a bad name. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/a-dc-strip-club-reopens-to-a-changed-neighborhood--of-high-end-condos-and-artisanal-toast/2018/06/25/ada12c7e-6e53-11e8-bf86-a2351b5ece99_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.9bfdf6b6a854

Q Did you hear about the new stripper paint? A It's not very bright, but it's cheap and easy to spread.

Q Why is a strip club customer like a savings account? A Without a lot of money he doesn't generate much interest.

Proof that politics makes strange bedfellows. https://www.politicususa.com/2018/06/22/in-age-of-trump-evangelicals-back-self-styled-top-u-s-pimp.html

Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're not good for much, but it always brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

"An Ealing strip club will be shut down after dancers were found to be touching clients, attempting to perform sex acts with them and offering to spend the whole night with them for extra cash." Why do they make that seem…

" Usually when a top comes off at a strip club it’s expected —but not so on June 13. That’s when a tornado hit along Mundy Street, causing devastating damage to established businesses, including Teasers Gentlemen’s Club." Check out the picture of…

Q: How can you stop a stripper from lying to you? A: Use duct tape.

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Q. Why is a stripper like a math textbook? A. Because they both have a lot of problems.