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2,904 posts by jackslash

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The Finger

Yesterday I was sitting at a table in the club, drinking beer and waiting for a fav. A dancer I didn't know came up to me and asked if I wanted company. I politely told her, "No, I'm…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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Lake Louie's Craft Beer Week event at strip club prompts brouhaha

http://host.madison.com/entertainment/lake-louie-s-craft-beer-week-event-at-strip-club/article_912a990a-fbba-52c5-8112-8c8e3b303b77.html "Grab hold of a pair." I don't know how that slogan could be considered suggestive.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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‘Swindling’ strip-club manager takes misdemeanor plea deal

http://nypost.com/2015/05/01/swindling-strip-club-manager-takes-misdemeanor-plea-deal/ It seems like a light sentence for a serious crime.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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When the strip club lights come on

https://www.facebook.com/jacob.geske.7/videos/10202755923418635/?fref=nf

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Waitresses say strip club squeezed them on overtime, tips

This is a different issue than the stripper minimum wage lawsuits, because waitresses are definitely not independent contractors. Would a strip club try to cheat its employees? http://nypost.com/2015/04/29/waitresses-say-strip-club-squeezed-them-on-overtime-tips/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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The Apple Watch: A gateway drug for Swiss horology

http://fortune.com/2015/04/03/apple-watch-swiss-horology/ The headline made me want to buy an Apple watch and travel to Switzerland. But it appears that "horology" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Kris Jenner Sued Over Wild Kendall BDay Party ... With Strippers!

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/24/kris-jenner-sued-kendall-birthday-party-strippers-house-damage/ Wasn't some other Jenner also in the news?

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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What Men are Thinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTqW64CLHsg

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1

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Industry strip club Paradise Showgirls settles lawsuit with lesbian denied acces

http://www.sgvtribune.com/social-affairs/20150424/industry-strip-club-paradise-showgirls-settles-lawsuit-with-lesbian-denied-access

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Christie Brinkley and Me

Christie Brinkley and I have a lot in common. We're both in our 60's. But for some strange reason our romance has never blossomed. I will always treasure the memory of my date with Christie.…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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The Church of our Lady of TUSCL

Sex club seeks Nashville blessing by vowing to be a church http://www.seattlepi.com/news/us/article/Sex-club-seeks-Nashville-blessing-by-vowing-to-be-6221155.php

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Lawsuit against Platinum Plus details allegations

http://www.wyff4.com/news/lawsuit-against-platinum-plus-details-allegations/32470384 "Solicitor William Walter Wilkins III, on behalf of the State of South Carolina, claims strippers performed “lewd and lascivious” acts, including oral sex, touching themselves and then putting fingers in front of customers’ noses and in their mouths, as well…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 26

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Joke of the Day

Q. What begins with a " C" ends with a "T", has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet on the inside? A. A coconut.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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George R.R. Martin

I saw a man sitting at the bar at a Detroit strip club last night who looked like George R. R. Martin. An overweight man in his 60's wearing a cap and with a big gray beard. Martin is the…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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OT: Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder

Just when I thought celebrities could no longer be convicted of murder. http://nypost.com/2015/04/15/aaron-hernandez-found-guilty-of-first-degree-murder/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=breakingnews_exclusives&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Breaking%2520News

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 11

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Suck My Balls

I was getting a BBBJ in a club last night, and I asked the dancer to suck my balls. She absolutely refused! I was nonplussed. I can understand it if a dancer does not suck dick.…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 46

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A Stripper Selfie

A dancer had been sitting at my table for 20 minutes. She pulled out her iPhone and handed it to me. Dancer: "Take a selfie of me." Me: "I think that's called a photograph." Dancer: "Huh?"

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Barnes: Former teammate Iverson spent $40,000 at strip clubs

http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/NBA/2015/04/10/Barnes-Former-teammate-Iverson-spent-40000-at-strip-clubs/6841428703256/ I wonder, if you had the money of an NBA player, would you spend that much in strip clubs?

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 19

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Student-Teacher-Teacher 3-Way

When I was 16, my teachers were old fossils, and I would have torn out my eyes before seeing them naked. But today a 16-year-old can have a 3-way with a couple reasonably attractive teachers. I'm jealous. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3034063/Married-teacher-32-sex-student-16-celebrates-avoiding-jail-posting-smiling-selfie-Instagram-faces-charges-threesome-youngster-teacher.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 15

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Lawsuit alleges female Deja Vu strip club employee assaulted patron

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2015/04/lawsuit_claims_man_was_assault.html "He alleges he was approached by an employee and "words were exchanged and an object was thrown at plaintiff's left eye."" I've been to this club, and the dancers hurt my eyes without throwing anything at them.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Blaze Starr

I came upon a notice about Blaze Starr in "This week in West Virginia history": "Queen of the Strippers April 10, 1932: Entertainer Blaze Starr was born as Fanny Belle Fleming in Wayne County on April 10, 1932. She became known…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

FKK Forum

A FKKing Warning to All TUSCLers

I recently spent 6 days in Vienna, and I feel compelled to warn my fellow TUSCLers about the Goldentime FKK Sauna Club. This establishment, I'm afraid to say, might lure you into improper and illicit activities. I realize now that…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 76 45

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Is Not Being Pregnant a Bona Fide Occupational Qualification for Exotic Dancers?

http://www.payscale.com/career-news/2015/04/is-not-being-pregnant-a-bona-fide-occupational-qualification-for-exotic-dancers- A stripper named Amanda Berry is suing a Georgia club because they fired her when she became pregnant. The most interesting thing about this story for me is that I used to know a stripper named Amanda…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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Grandpa's Advice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloNERbBXcc

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 15

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Drinking Beer in Vienna

I'm in Vienna to drink beer and fuck bitches. And I'm just about done drinking beer.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 10
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