Discussions

Q. What would you get if a stripper offered to do anything for $500?

A. My house painted.

Q. How did the PL feel when the stripper died in the middle of giving him oral sex?

A. It was a bit of a blow.

Q. How did the stripper feel when she learned her favorite customer always used Viagra?

A. She took it really hard.

Berliners follow orders and obey the rules. For example, traffic laws. I was waiting to cross a street with a bunch of Germans. It was vey cold. I looked right and…

Q. What happened when the dyslexic stripper agreed to do extras?

A. She ended up cooking socks.

The Berlin public transportation system is clean and efficient. The bus, the U-Bahn (underground trains) and the S-Bahn (surface trains) are all interconnected. You can easily transfer from one to the…

In January Berlin is colder than hell and almost as cold as Detroit.

Q. What is a PL’s favorite position for sex?

A. Facing the computer screen.

Q. What do strippers do with their most intelligent DNA?

A. Spit it out.