Posts by jackslash

If this is what a billionaire looks like, I think I would rather be poor. https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/drugs-found-after-billionaire-locked-out-of-las-vegas-strip-room/

Q How many strippers does it take to change a light bulb? A None. Strippers won't change.

I ordered 10 cans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDC1d6yGevY

Q What can you give a stripper that she never got from her boyfriend? A Child support.

I don't think that all myths are shattered, but some of the cartoons are pretty funny. https://www.someecards.com/news/news-story/this-strippers-drawings-shatter-all-myths-about-sex-workers/

This woman had a bad first date. https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/08/duo_attacked_robbed_woman_outs.html

Q Why do strippers have so many tattoos? A They don't like to feel naked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LP4oJcMOO4&t=646s

Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"? A. When her boyfriend tells her she better be in bed by the time he counts to 4.

Q. What do strippers and tornadoes have in common? A. They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. What do cue balls and Mexican strippers have in common? A. The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.

Now they're laws? http://theinscribermag.com/lifestyle-the-6-laws-of-strip-clubs/