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Stripper Problems

Strippers have different problems. A stripper was complaining on Facebook because her boyfriend broke up with her. He became upset when she told him she sold her panties to a customer. As she said, "What did he expect?…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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Detroit Stripper and Parents Extort $3 M from Software Mogul

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2015/03/11/alleged-hooker-parents-extorted-mogul-million-feds-say/24742889/ Jessica Tackett, identified as a stripper and a hooker, looks pretty cute in the picture. I don't think I've ever seen her in a strip club.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Strip Club Funeral

http://www.pjstar.com/article/20150310/NEWS/150319902/1994/NEWS

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Stripper with a sense of humor

The stripper Whitney Blackwell, whose brother and sister were kidnapped, seems to have a sense of humor. "In court Monday, Marion Superior Court Judge Shatrese Flowers asked Blackwell a series of questions typically used to assess a defendant's ability to…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Why you shouldn't sing karaoke at a strip club

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/VIDEO-Man-falls-dramatically-stage-Croydon-strip/story-26142234-detail/story.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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Golf Joke of the Day

A guy and his buddy go golfing. On the 14th tee, the guy hits his ball and hooks it into a field of buttercups. The guy walks into the field, trampling the buttercups. When he picks up his ball,…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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Stripper rips off Detroit drug dealer; her brother and sister are kidnapped

http://fox59.com/2015/03/08/impd-links-kidnapping-case-to-local-drug-dealing/ It's great to have a stripper in the family.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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Need go-go dancers? Break dancers? Strippers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_rhVcbEZQ

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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What's the Chance She'll Accept this Offer?

A Croydon strip club has upped the stakes by offering Pippa Middleton £250,000 to strut her stuff on the pole . http://www.swlondoner.co.uk/heres-300000-g-string-pippa-croydon-strip-club-issue-final-cash-offer-kate-middletons-sister/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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Man Embezzles Money to Pay for Strippers

http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/man-pleads-guilty-to-federal-fraud-1.446560 Staz used the money to pay for alcohol, strippers, jewelry, a Mercedes-Benz and a luxury home with a “lavish three-tiered pool, a cascading waterfall, wet bar and dining area" At least he didn't waste the money.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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St. Paul Duo Charged With Using Fake Cash At Strip Club

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/03/05/st-paul-duo-charged-with-using-fake-cash-at-strip-club/ The pair said they should be able to use fake money to see fake tits.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Shoot Out in Miami Gardens

Strip club altercation leads to fatal shooting http://www.local10.com/news/strip-club-altercation-leads-to-fatal-shooting/31638722

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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Pet Shop Joke of the Day

A woman goes to a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to get my husband a special, out-of-the ordinary pet for his 45th birthday." The owner tells her, "I have this rare Amazon blow frog. It gives…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Policy Changes at Schools after Students Dance to Song Celebrating Strippers

http://www.wjbf.com/story/28264504/policy-changes-at-schools-after-students-dance-to-song-celebrating-strippers Why would parents of elementary school students object to Usher's innocent lyrics? Shawty, I don’t mind If you dance on a pole That don’t make you a ho Shawty, I don’t mind when you work until three If you’re leaving with me Go make that…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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You Can't Argue with Science

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever http://www.theonion.com/articles/bacon-good-for-you-reports-best-scientist-ever,3048/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Aaron Hernandez allegedly shot friend after fight over strip club bill

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-shot-friend-fight-strip-club-bill/256435 Don't argue with Aaron Hernandez over your bar bill at Tootsie's.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 5

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Darnell Dockett tells kids to stay out of strip clubs

You would think their age would keep them out. http://www.azcentral.com/story/inside-12/2015/02/26/12-news-darnell-dockett-no-strip-clubs-to-kids/24047161/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Strippers Go Undercover on Snapchat

I'm glad to see that the New York Times has started to cover serious stories: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/26/style/strippers-go-undercover-on-snapchat.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Dancers say Hustler Club stripped them of minimum wage

Yes, this is another tired story about whether strippers are independent contractors or employees. But you have to give the New York Post some props for its headline (although not as good as their classic "Headless body found in…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 5

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Detroit Entertainment Detroit strip club named best in Michigan

"Amongst Michigan’s strip clubs, it was The Coliseum in Detroit that won best on the list. Located on 11300 East 8 Mile Rd." http://detroit.suntimes.com/det-entertainment/7/77/125602/detroit-strip-club-named-best-michigan This is one of Alan Markovitz's clubs, but I prefer his Penthouse and Flight Club. Is it…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

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The Candidate for Mayor and the Strip Club

There is some controversy in Philadelphia, where a mayoral candidate appears to be announcing his candidacy outside a strip club. A sign with a scantily clad woman appears in the background on the right. http://www.newsworks.org/index.php/local/item/78726--there-may-or-may-not-be-a-8th-or-9th-dem-mayoral-candidate- My first thought was:…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 3

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COPS: WARREN SAPP PAID STRIPPERS $600 FOR SEX, LEADING TO ALTERCATION AND ARREST

"Sapp made a cell phone recording of one of the women giving him oral sex. He showed that video to police." Warren is a sap! http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/cops-warren-sapp-paid-strippers-600-for-sex-leading-to-altercation-and-arrest/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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New Ranking: Providence Has The “Best” Strip Clubs In Southern New England

http://www.golocalprov.com/lifestyle/new-ranking-providence-has-the-best-strip-clubs-in-southern-new-england Since I've never been to any of these clubs, I invite others to comment on the accuracy of these rankings.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 7

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Joke of the Day

A pet shop owner sees a middle-aged man wandering around the store, looking at birds and rabbits and puppies. The owner approaches the man and asks if today is a special occasion. The man says, "Yes. It's my 30th…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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Father Knows Best

A son came home and asked his father for advice: "I don't know what to do Dad. I really like my new girlfriend Tina, but I don't like her line of work" The father said, "What does she do?" The…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6
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