Posts by jackslash

"What's going on?" That's the text a dancer sent me, along with a photo of her in the club. How do I explain that FKK Sharks has ruined Detroit strip clubs for me?

Q. How can you make strippers always say YES? A. Ask, "Am I bothering you?"

Q. What's the best wine to buy for a stripper? A. A whitetrash zinfandel.

Q When is a stripper too drunk? A When she can't spread her legs.

Q. What's the best thing to get for lunch at a strip club? A. BBBJBLT

Respect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0&list=RD6FOUqQt3Kg0&t=7

Q. Why do you guys on TUSCL use so many acronyms? A. IDK

I'm walking on sunshine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qh2kY5mocM

Q Where can you find the cheapest strippers? A In the paint department of Walmart.

Q Why should you be proud to be a strip club customer? A You are helping single mothers make a decent living.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/12/lamarr-woodley-leveon-bell-no-strip-clubs-during-holdout/

Q How can you tell if a stripper is lying to you? A Her lips move.