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50 Cent makes it rain after filing for bankrupcy

"Curtis Jackson, otherwise known as the rapper 50 Cent, acknowledged in open court this month that he literally threw money away during a visit to a strip club right after he filed his bankruptcy petition." http://www.businessinsider.com/curtis-james-jackson-admitted-to-strip-club-visit-after-bankruptcy-2015-7#ixzz3hT2cxPJC

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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4 strippers in 4 days

I fucked 4 different strippers in the last 4 days. I think that is a record for me. Have you guys done more?

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 15

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2 Strippers, 1 Pole

I couldn't care less about pole dancing and acrobatics. I just want dancers to show me their tits. But yesterday at the Landing Strip (a club close to Detroit metro airport), I saw a couple of impressive pole…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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Gisele in a Burqa

Gisele in a burqa is what we can look forward to if ISIS wins. She is still too hot for that cheater husband. http://pagesix.com/2015/07/29/gisele-dons-a-burqa-to-secretly-fix-her-deflated-boobs/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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How to Choose a Wife

A wealthy young man decided it was time to get married. He found 3 young ladies who had good potential, and he gave each of them $5000 to see what they would do with the money. The first young lady…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 17

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My Hottest Strip Club Visit of the Year

When I drove to the club yesterday afternoon, it was 91 degrees. My hottest strip club visit of the year.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Past my Bedtime

It's 12:30 AM and I just received a text from a stripper: "Wanted to know if you wanted some company later tonight" This is the problem I have with the night shift girls. They work till 2:00 AM and…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 22

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Strippers Explain Strip Club Etiquette

If these strippers determined strip club etiquette, we TUSCLers would be banned: "Don't try to have sex with the dancers"; "Be nice, not creepy"; "Wear deodorant." And what would become of LDK if this were…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 79 29

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I have to cancel

"I have to cancel." No, that is not a text a stripper sent to me about today's OTC. It is the text I sent to her. Last night in the club an OTC meeting sounded great. But I…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

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There was a young woman from Calgary...

http://www.vice.com/read/catching-up-with-the-woman-from-the-calgary-stampede-threesome-as-her-strip-club-debut?utm_source=vicefbus

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 12

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A Woman My Own Age

Sometimes I feel guilty about hanging out in strip clubs with women 30 or 40 years younger than me. I should be with a woman my own age. That woman is Christie Brinkley (61): http://www.people.com/article/christie-brinkley-bikini-italian-vacation Why won't she return my

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Want to Buy a Vegas Strip Club?

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/john-l-smith/buyers-line-olympic-garden-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

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Breaking Up with a Japanese Girlfriend

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

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What's the Difference?

What's the difference between a joke and a dick? Women don't know how to take a joke.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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If You Ever Wondered What Criteria They Use for Hiring Dancers

In a trial concerning 2 underage dancers, a strip club manager reveals the hiring criteria: "Asked by Assistant Attorney General Stacey Veroni what criteria he used to hire dancers, Calligano said they hired anyone who "just walked through the front door,…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 25

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A Device I Need

Did you hear that they made a device that makes driving 95% quieter? It fits right over her mouth.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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Woman Grabs 100 Balls in Public

I think I met this girl in a strip club. http://www.playboy.com/articles/woman-tries-to-grab-100-guys-balls-in-public?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=curvideo&utm_campaign=balls

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 7

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The Bouncer Bully

I was standing at the crowded strip club bar last night when somebody grabbed my arm and pushed me. The grab was hard enough to hurt. I turned and saw it was the big fat bouncer. I…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 26

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Steal a Car so You can Go to Work at a Strip Club

These geniuses had a great plan. http://herald-review.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/suv-theft-charge-denied-by-woman/article_17012405-4cf1-52ff-9f90-47901685c184.html

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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A Strip Club for Techies

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2015/07/14/gold-club-tech-lunch-spot-strip-club-yelp-san-francicso/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

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Up a Creek behind the Strip Club

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/dallas-county/2015/07/11/man-rescued-from-muddy-dallas-creek/30008461/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

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Strip club patron helps police find hit and run driver in Stamford

It appears that strip club patrons can sometimes help law enforcement. http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Police-say-drunk-driver-ran-down-pedestrian-and-6377457.php

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Was lopaw in Detroit?

I was having a great time with a busty blonde stripper in VIP when she began telling me about what she had done with a female customer last week. She told me that a "beautiful 45-year-old lesbian" had taken…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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A 3 Blonde Dilemma

Today in the club I had 3 blondes all over me. I believe it was because I'm super good-looking, but the fact that I was buying them drinks might have had something to do with it. My dilemma…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 11

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Stripper Lies

Reading JohnSmith69's "Truth or Stripper Shit" post, I had an opinion but I had no way of determining whether his DS was telling the truth. But it reminded me of things strippers have told me that I later discovered…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 24
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