Posts by jackslash

Q Can anything beat a stripper giving you a blow job? A Yes. Her boyfriend.

Q What's the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball? A You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

I was talking to a stripper I've known for a couple years, and I mentioned to her that I was considering going on a tour of Italy and Sicily. The stripper says, "Let's go! After Christmas!" I was just…

Don't deport Eastern European strippers! https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3141573/immigration-raid-seventh-heaven-glasgow-police/

Q What's the worst thing about having sex with a stripper? A The guys waiting impatiently in line behind you.

Just my luck. I gave up coffee a year ago. https://www.maxim.com/news/fellatio-cafe-geneva-2016-6

Q. What's the best way to pick up a stripper? A. Lift with your legs, not your back.

"Police on Wednesday announced that they would crack down on lap dances at strip clubs, saying the practice often meets the legal definition of prostitution." This story is from Israel, but I wonder if this is the next step for the…

Does texting about strip clubs somehow make this worse? https://deadspin.com/michigan-state-coach-was-texting-about-strip-clubs-befo-1828680993

Q Why don't West Virginia strippers marry their high school sweethearts? A It's against the law to marry your brother.

"Records show Hawes has been charged with false official certificates, two violations of oath of a public officer, and charged with making false statements after an exotic dancer came to Clayton County's Sheriff's Office and did a full taped interview,…

Q. What person is most admired by strippers? A. Jack Daniels.