Discussions

Q. What do the customers yell in an Arabian strip club?

A. "Show us your face! Show us your face!"

Where else would you go after a burglary?

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Q. How do you know that you're allergic to strippers?

A. After you've been with one, you come down with a nasty rash.

The photo shows that the establishment is North Carolina's most upscale strip club. I'm only sorry that there are no photos of the man and his wife and daughter.

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Q. What was the doctor's advice when the stripper told him she was experiencing joint pain?

A. He told her not to hold it by the lit end.

Q. Why should you only knock up strippers who are anti-vaxxers?

A. Just 8 years of child support instead of 18.

Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him?

A. She was a New England Patriot's fan.

Q. What do you call a 350 pound stripper who's a Patriot's fan?

A.…

"Meanwhile, the Super Bowl myth lives on, no matter how many times it is debunked. That’s not to say Super Bowl weekend trafficking doesn’t exist, or that it is not worth investigation. But the pressure…

Q. Why is a nice bath like a dead stripper?

A. You can enjoy both of them until they get too cold.