Posts by jackslash

He could have found some top-notch attorneys on TUSCL. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/lukace-kendle-race-baiting-strip-club-shooter-regrets-acting-as-his-own-attorney-10654715

Q Why didn’t the stripper go to her high school prom? A She couldn't find a baby sitter.

Q. How can you impress a stripper when you take her out to dinner? A. Go to Burger King but don't use the drive-up window.

Q What do you call a stripper's birth control pills? A Crime stoppers.

Why would you place "Gentlemen's Club" in quotes? https://patch.com/connecticut/milford/2-arrested-gentlemens-club-milford-police

Q What did the West Virginia stripper's kid bring to school for show and tell? A Head lice.

Q How does a stripper's boyfriend remember her bra size? A It's the same as his IQ.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/22/glen-davis-strip-club/

Q. Is a hot young stripper out of your league? A. It depends on what night you bowl on.

Q When you go out on a date with a stripper, how can you tell when the date is over? A She'll put her panties back on.

"The researchers determined that while men’s sexual desirability peaks at age 50, women’s starts high at 18 and falls from there." https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/15/style/dating-apps-online-men-women-age.html

Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend mad when he caught her in their house having sex with a customer? A. He didn't want her bringing her work home with her.