Posts by jackslash

Q. What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room? A. Shoot her again. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What do you tell a stripper with two black eyes? A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

https://jezebel.com/the-playboy-club-is-plopping-a-mega-palace-on-manhattan-1828908492

Q. Who makes more money: a drug dealer or a stripper? A. A stripper because she sells the same crack over and over.

Q. How can you tell if a stripper is a gold digger? A. Check for a pick and shovel in the back of her pickup truck.

This scam could target guys on Facebook or SA. http://kgab.com/underage-stripper-facebook-extortion-scam-reported-in-wyoming/

Q. What is a stripper's opinion of Roe vs Wade? A. Two ways of getting across a creek.

Q Why don't strippers have hair on their pussies? A Grass doesn't grow on a busy highway.

Where was the altar boy? https://nypost.com/2018/09/04/priests-caught-having-sex-in-car-near-miami-beach-playground/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180905&mpweb=755-7288869-711691148

Q. What's the difference between Jell-O and a dead stripper? A. Jell-O wiggles when you eat it.

Q How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs? A None. "She fell."

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/02/floyd-mayweather-money-backpack-strip-club/