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2,904 posts by jackslash

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Te'oed

I met this beautiful stripper Lennay and she became my ATF. We were meant to be together. Then Lennay and my grandmother both died of leukemia on the same day. Please give me all of your…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 17

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Bandz a Make Her Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0gk2KJeho

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 4

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Strip Club Sued by Man who was Tortured

http://www.thenewsherald.com/articles/2013/01/11/news/doc50f0777457380807811728.txt?viewmode=default Bada Bing (or Atlantis Lounge) in the Detroit suburb of Lincoln Park is being sued by a man who was tortured in the basement. I have driven past the Atlantis Lounge--it's not far from Subi's--but I've never…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 3

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Great Moments in PL History

I was thinking about my experiences as a strip club customers, and I decided that this was my greatest--or most absurd--moment. My ATF had been feuding with another dancer. I was leaving the club with my ATF in the…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 30

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Frequently Asked Questions

As a public service, I have put together Frequently Asked Questions for TUSCL. It should provide help to new members of this discussion forum. Please add your own questions and answers to this FAQ. Q…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 23

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They Called Me a Stripper

My ATF phoned me last night, crying. She had gone to a holiday gathering with her boyfriend's family, and the family had accused her of ruining the boyfriend's life. "They ganged up on me and called me a…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 20

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Six Strippers Texting, Five Whorish Things

Well, it's the day before Christmas and for the past few days I've had strippers texting me and calling. Not just my ATF with whom I have a Christmas eve date. Old favs including a girl I…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 15

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Man does not Understand What 911 Is For

Ejected from strip club, man calls 911 and threatens to shoot bouncer. http://www.live5news.com/story/20384333/report-man-called-911-threatened-to-shoot-strip-club-bouncer-police

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 11

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Campaign Treasurer Loans Committee Funds to Stripper

If this PL read TUSCL, he would have known you never loan money to a stripper: "The treasurer who made the loan, Luke Breit, said he believed his paramour would use the money to pay an attorney for a child support…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 3

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Something the World has Never Seen Before

Yesterday I saw something the world has never seen before. No, it was not a smart blonde or a sober Irishman or a white Anglo-Saxon who can dance. It was a stripper who would not take as much…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 28

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Was my Cat a Stripper in a Previous Life?

I'm beginning to wonder, was my cat a stripper in a previous life? The evidence: 1. She is beautiful and graceful 2. She sits in my lap without being invited 3. She thinks only of her own comfort 4. She is…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 18

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How to get OTC

We've had many discussions about how to get OTC. Paying in advance was the masterful technique in this recent strip club review: katdude Joined: Dec 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Silver Cricket 25231 Michigan…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 21

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Police Seek Man in Strip Club Murder

I don't believe the suspect is guilty. He has an honest face. http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/349842/3/Police-seek-strip-club-shooting-suspect

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 3

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Thanks Be to God

"Pastor Scott Lively thanked God for the massive explosion that leveled a Worthington Street strip club and called for "further cleansing" in the city." http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/11/pastor_scott_lively_god_blew_u.html

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 18

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Another Phone Call from my ATF

Lately, my ATF Christie has been spending a lot of time in the club with this guy Ron. Ron is a big boy in his 30's, maybe 6'2" and 240 pounds. He drives a pickup truck and works…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 17

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Organized Labor's Newest Heroes: Strippers

I'm impressed. The Atlantic is now running articles about strippers. http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2012/11/organized-labors-newest-heroes-strippers/265376/# We've had a number of discussions about whether strippers should be independent contractors or employees, and I think our conclusion was that the independent contractor model provides…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 4

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Sexual abuse charge dropped

The charge against a strip club customer of sexual abuse of a dancer was dropped. But the best line of the story was the defense attorney's comment: "“His wife is not very happy about this,” Kolego said, noting that…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 6

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Parents Provide Strippers for 16-year-old's Party

Why didn't I have parents like this? http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S2834826.shtml?cat=300

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 11

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How do I Become a Police Informant?

"According to published reports and court records, the informant allegedly had sex with female strippers and others while using them to set up drug deals to buy Oxycotin from a Sarasota narcotics officer. " "There are also allegations that the informant…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 6

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'16 & Pregnant' Star Now Works in a Strip Club

I'm sure this is the usual career path. http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981745225

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 11

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Stripper-Murder Drug Case

Baltimore sounds strangely like Detroit. http://citypaper.com/news/guilty-pleas-in-stripper-murder-drug-case-warrant-sought-for-missing-witness-1.1399503

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 6

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More on Playmate Stripper Twins

I posted a story yesterday about 2 Playmate stripper twins who were involved in a brawl. Another story reveals more about them: "The 28-year-olds, who along with their sister Rachel, appeared in the magazine in 2007. The triplets, from Elyria Township…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 5

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Playmate Strippers in Brawl

I would have paid to see this. http://chronicle.northcoastnow.com/2012/11/05/former-playmates-arrested-for-alleged-brawl-at-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 2

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If You Wondered Whether Strip Clubs Made Money

http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Ex-Alabama-strip-club-owner-sentenced-to-prison-3997300.php

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 3

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"Across the street at FlashDancers, the strippers are lashed to the pole."

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2012/10/30/david-letterman-hurricane-sandy/

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 2
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