Discussions

Q. What do you call a stripper with one black eye?

A. A quick learner.

Q . What do you call a stripper with no black eyes?

A. A…

Now I may not be "hip" or "with it" or "where it's at" anymore. But I do know who Cardi B is and I've seen her on TV. In this story about…

Q. How can you date a stripper?

A. Try carbon-14.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q . What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working?

A. He hits her.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

RIP

theguardian.com

Do we have any TUSCL members in Australia?

dailymail.co.uk

Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space?

A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's."

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Q. Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions?

A. They both suck for 4 quarters.

NOTICE: THIS WAS NOT TRUE LAST SUNDAY--FOR THE LIONS.

Tragedy at Asheville Strip Club

The Asheville Citizen-Times September 27, 2018

A tragedy occurred about 2AM today in the parking lot of the Treasure Club, a well-known local gentlemen's club.…