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Molested and Harassed

I was molested and harassed in a strip club today. When I sat down at my table I saw on stage a black dancer named Lola who I haven't seen in a couple years. Sometimes I used to get dances…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 9

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Wildcatting: A Stripper's Guide to the Modern American Boomtown

A stripper writes about dancing in Williston, North Dakota. http://www.buzzfeed.com/susanelizabethshepard/wildcatting-a-strippers-guide-to-the-modern-american-boomtow My favorite line: "There's Diablo Cody winning an Oscar, and here I am in Williston, 31 years old and shaking my ass for guys with dollar bills in their mouths. What…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 7

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Who's Larry?

A new 24-year-old stripper came to my home last night. After banging her in missionary position, I requested a change to doggy style. As I'm about to enter her, I see tattooed on her ass, in a fancy…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 16

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Valet and Customer

Friday night I went to a new strip club. I gave my car to the 2 young valets, walked inside, and partied until after midnight. When I come out, one 20-something-year-old valet runs and brings up my BMW.…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 15

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John McCain hopes $1 coin leads to bigger tips for strippers

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/national/john-mccain-hopes-1-coin-leads-to-bigger-tips-for-strippers When asked about how replacing the dollar bill with a coin would affect strippers' tips, McCain responded, "I hope that they could obtain larger denominations." Don't any politicians care about us poor pathetic losers?

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 11

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All Star Gentlemen's Club Fights to Reopen in Detroit

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/detroit/controversial-all-star-gentlemens-club-fighting-to-reopen-after-being-padlocked-three-years-ago All Stars seeks to reopen: "a strip joint that was padlocked a couple of years ago after a string of crimes that, according to Detroit police, included multiple shooting and murders. But the crime most people may remember is…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 8

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A Model Parent

I saw this little piece about Christie Brinkley being proud that her daughter is following her into modeling: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/model_parent_EkDJsRV8i8ZGrarYtAzw6N?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Newsletter_Tracking&utm_campaign=%2Anew%2A%20Newsletter%20%28eagle%29%202013-07-22 It reminded me of a conversation I had with a dancer a couple months ago. The dancer, Lana, is very attractive and…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 2

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Sunday Clubbing

I'm bored. Even though I spent Thursday afternoon in the club with my CF, I feel the urge to see some strippers today. But it's Sunday. I've never gone to a club on Sunday, and…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 37

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Could a former stripper be elected president?

It's nice to see the Washington Post write about a serious subject for a change. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/she-the-people/wp/2013/07/18/could-a-former-stripper-be-elected-president/

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 12

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Best Strip Club

Is Dreams Cabaret the best strip club, as this article claims? http://www.whatsuppub.com/best_of_the_best/article_e02247a4-d8f4-11e2-9ddf-001a4bcf6878.html Well, maybe it's the best strip club in El Paso. When the good die they go to Paris. When the bad die they go to El Paso.

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4

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"Hi Sweetheart"

After months of silence, my ex-ATF texted me, "Hi Sweetheart." This leads me to wonder why she is contacting me. Please help me to understand by voting for either A or B: A. She has come to realize that I…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 25

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Cops: Woman Threatened Husband With Gun When He Returned Home After Night At Da

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wife-threatened-husband-for-strip-club-visit-675432 The wife's picture tells you why her husband went to the strip club. She's no Mona Lisa.

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4

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Heir Gets 9 Years for Stealing from Mother and Spending on Strippers

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/scripps-heir-facing-federal-prison-term-for-swindling-mother-disabled-uncle-of-36-million/2013/07/15/31c1af10-ed62-11e2-bb32-725c8351a69e_story.html "Michael Scripps spent the money on cars, jewelry and women, including strippers and porn stars." Well, at least he didn't spend the money foolishly.

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 3

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Have You Ever Heard of TUSCL?

I was sitting in the club with a couple blonde dancers. Jada whipped out her iPhone and said, "Memphis, they talk about me on this web site. They say I have a limited menu. They talk…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 12

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DJ Income

I've always thought strip club DJ's were losers, but I may have to reconsider. My CF mentioned that her nightly tip out to the DJ was $50. With 25 dancers in the club, that means an income of…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 12 21

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Tropical Storm Chantal

"Tropical Storm Chantal threatened to turn into a hurricane while it churned toward the Dominican Republic" I knew a stripper named Chantal. She used to blow through the strip club.

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 3

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Man Sentenced for Strip Club Robbery. Is this fair?

Man sentenced to 10 to 20 years for robbing strip club owner. Is this fair? Strip club owners rob me every week. http://timesleader.com/news/local-news/660638/Man-sentenced-in-strip-club-robbery

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1

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Hey, Big Spender

Song from the Broadway musical "Sweet Charity" (1966). Things don't change much, do they? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDxaky9E0y4

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1

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Regulars

"There seemed to be many regulars that the dancers sit with for longer periods of time."--from a review of a strip club where I'm a regular. I'm a regular at 2 strip clubs, and I've noticed that many reviewers comment about…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 68

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Strip Club Owner Selling House for $15.9 Million

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/03/sam-cecola-barrington-home_n_3541819.html#slide=2653286 The owner of the Admiral Theater in Chicago is selling his Barrington, IL, mansion for $15.9 M. I used to live in Barrington, but my house was slightly smaller. The Admiral is a lame strip club, but…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4

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You Don't Even Need to Go to a Strip Club to get Shot

Angry strip club customer murders the wrong person: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353241/Jerome-Edward-Hayes-confesses-Florida-road-rage-slaying-Fred-Turner-Jr-turns-case-mistaken-identity.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 9

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Boob Job Payback Period

I was relaxing in the club with my favorite dancer Mandy and her blonde friend Kelly when another dancer, Memphis, stopped by the table to show off her new boobs. Memphis pulled down her top so we could see…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 12

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Coeds Seek Sugar Daddies

Coeds seek sugar daddies--but of course it's not prostitution. http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-06-27/news/seeking-arrangement-sugar-daddy?utm_source=Newsletters&utm_medium=email

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 7

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At Least Hernandez had a Good Reason for Killing

At least Patriots player Aaron Hernandez had a good reason for killing his friend: " Hernandez, the prosecutors said, felt betrayed; Lloyd, who had been dating his fiancée's sister, had talked to some people Hernandez “had troubles with” when the men…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 10

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Who Says Government is Never Helpful?

Welsh government website offered business tips for strippers Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/06/25/Welsh-government-website-offered-business-tips-for-strippers/UPI-65521372196751/#ixzz2XKE73wGA

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5
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