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Q What advice do you have about eating a stripper's pussy?

A Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.

I was driving a titty dancer to work because she doesn't own a car and, frankly, I had nothing better to do.

Titty Dancer: "Mind if I smoke? It's weed, not a cigarette"…

Q. What did the stripper think "Horatio" was?

A. The number of strippers divided by the number of their customers.

Q. How did the stripper survive being attacked by a shark?

A. She beat it off'

Q. Why was the Japanese stripper excited about November 6th?

A. She heard it was erection day.

The Tate Modern is a huge museum on the south bank of the Thames devoted to modern art. The last time I was in London, 9 years ago, I visited this museum and was…

I’m sitting in a pub in London and notice two girls at a nearby table.

Me: “Are you girls from England?”
Girls: “Wales.”
Me: “Are you whales from England?”

For some reason I’m not getting any…

Carnac holds up the envelope and says, “Chicken strips. Chicken strips.”

Carnac opens the envelope and reads the question, “What did the chicken do when she lost her job and couldn’t pay her rent?”

I am in London. I did not bring my joke machine with me because it would not fit in my suitcase.

I promise to resume the stripper jokes in mid November. To please everyone,…