Posts by jackslash

Two old strip club owners, Izzy and Tony, run into each other in Miami. Tony asks, "How come you're down here?" Izzy says, "Well, my strip club burned down and I took the insurance money and retired to Miami." Tony says, "That's quite…

https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/19/stormy-daniels-is-beating-donald-trump-at-his-own-game

"when responding to a prompt about what you should never do in a strip club. Her answer? "Not give money, slap the booty real hard, and eat chicken wings...People eat chicken wings in the strip club. It's kinda gross."" Not…

"A Houston police officer was able to successfully identify a 16-year-old runaway during an undercover operation at a Texas strip club — but not before she performed a topless lap dance for him." Cops usually get 10 or 12 lap dances…

Most days I wake up and drink a glass of orange juice. Then I exercise for 1 to 2 hours. When the weather finally gets warm, I'll ride my bike for 20 miles. But I'm retired. I don't…

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2018/04/17/truth-dare-stormy-daniels-detroit/33928081/

""We had some good times at Porky's," muses Galeota, nodding in approval as he basks in memories of hot hookers and cold cash, when customer enthusiasm ran so high that he often ended the night "picking up broken teeth, pieces…

"The men seen on surveillance wearing baggy pants and gold chains were seen getting into a dark-colored vehicle when they left the strip club." It wasn't me. I don't wear baggy pants. http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2018/4/15/authorities_seek_per.html

I seldom listen to podcasts but I might try this one. https://www.riverfronttimes.com/artsblog/2018/04/16/new-podcast-the-east-side-focuses-on-st-louis-seamy-strip-club-scene

Around 8 years ago I had a favorite dancer (I'll call her "Bambi") I loved to watch on stage. She danced very sensually and I would stare at her the whole time she was performing. Then I would…

She knew a lot about Jezebel and Delilah. https://nypost.com/2018/04/13/married-bible-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-a-student/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180414&mpweb=755-6571405-711691148

One billboard outside Tolland, Connecticut https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Strip-Club-Defends-Racy-Billboard-on-84-Electric-Blue-479736833.html