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Cop to stripper parked in handicapped space: "Miss, this spot is for the handicapped only."

Stripper: "The earth is flat."

Cop: "Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day."

Which TUSCL member was this?

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Q. Why are strippers like atoms?

A. They make up everything.

I have had fun with a dancer in the club, a blonde with a body I rate as a 9. Her face was only a 7, but the body compensated for that.

But I made…

Q. How does a stripper ask for a loan?

A. "Can you give me $100 until I'm on my back again?"

Q What do you call a stripper with an opinion?

A Wrong.

Q What do you call a Chinese stripper with an opinion?

A Wong.

Q. Why do strippers like to dance to Rihanna?

A. They can relate to her greatest hits.

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"The ex-stripper was trading sex with high-profile business executives for heroin and speed"

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