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While having drinks in the club, my CF said to me, "Don't look. That customer at the end of the bar is staring at us." Of course, I looked. A guy had turned around in his chair…
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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/26/lynsie-lee-isn-t-a-vegan-and-other-fun-facts-about-the-stripper-tweeting-cory-booker.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=cheatsheet_afternoon&cid=newsletter%3Bemail%3Bcheatsheet_afternoon&utm_term=Cheat%20Sheet “When he's president, I want to be his first lady. I think a stripper would make a great first lady. I have better arms than Michele Obama, OK?†I like the idea of a stripper as first lady.
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I read this in a review of my favorite strip club: "The shot girl hinted to me that if I bought the rest of her shot tray she would go upstairs to the VIP area with me so I bought the…
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I was watching some porn online yesterday, because I can't spend 7 days a week in strip clubs. I came across a video that seemed just what I wanted--a couple of big boobed girls playing with each other.…
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PL1: "I think I caught a disease from a stripper." PL2: "Are you sure?" PL1: "I'm HIV positive."
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Q How does a stripper say goodbye? A "I'll be right back."
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When I first started getting dances from my CF, another dancer acted jealous of her. This dancer talked trash about my CF and even said "she's fucking the DJ." I discounted the things this dancer said about her…
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Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper? A They both suck for four quarters.
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http://www.gamepur.com/news/12061-topless-strippers-gta-v-have-extended-role-gameplay-mechanics-detailed-leak.html GTA V will have more strippers. But what I want is a game with nothing but strippers.
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The Detroit Hustler Club had this offer on its Facebook page: "$6 Slippery Nipples, Blow Jobs & Silk Panties!" You can imagine my chagrin when, having raced to the club at 80 miles an hour, I learned that these were…
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http://www.cnbc.com/id/101024767 Rick's Cabaret lost because they classified strippers as independent contractors but treated them as employees. The judge found "the list of rules Rick's laid down could be described as "micromanagement." Among the dos and don'ts detailed in the company's pamphlet of "Entertainer…
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The Peppermint Hippo is now my favorite strip club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY3zqjXE6Q
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Thanks to TUSCL, I know the phrase "camel toe slide," which is when a woman straddles a man and rubs her pussy against the man's erect shaft. Yesterday in VIP my CF was giving me the camel toe slide…
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The writer argues that laws restricting strip clubs are anti-family values, since single mothers support their children as strippers. http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/09/07/3691164/ban-will-mean-strippers-kids.html
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Thanks to ranukam for bringing back some classic threads. TUSCL is a virtual Algonquin Round Table of wit and sophistication.
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My favorite dancer Mandy told me she drives 2 hours to visit her boyfriend in a Michigan prison. She said he went to jail for drugs. She aroused my curiosity about this boyfriend, who I'll call Earl. Fortunately, the…
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My ex-ATF drank vodka like it was Kool-aid. One afternoon at my house she consumed a prodigious amount of vodka before and after our sexual bouts. Around the time I was going to drive her home,…
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I wonder if this club will be better than Tootsie's and Scarlett's? http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2013/08/vivid_live_a_miami_shores_stri.php
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I recall Farmerart writing about the No. 5 Orange strip club. Here's an article about the club's chef. http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2013/how-to-cook-for-a-strip-club/
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Reading an article about accusations of prostitution in an Iceland strip club, I came upon this quote by 2 strippers: “We work to entertain. We speak with men, make them feel comfortable, dance for them and sing. Or just do…
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I stopped by a club last night, saw an attractive stripper on stage and tipped her. We went up to VIP, and during the first dance I felt her nice titties and sucked on them, finding them very enjoyable.…
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http://www.kiiitv.com/story/23106506/man-stabbed-defending-strippers Why didn't these Texans have their guns with them?
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A stripper and sex worker writes about what she sees as the problem with extras. I, on the other hand, have no problem with extras at all. http://www.thegloss.com/2013/08/05/sex-and-dating/harlotry-sex-workers-extras/
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I was so happy to hear about Bella again in a recent review of Bogart's: Avatar cooperpooper Prop cooperpooper Ignore cooperpooper Send Private Message to cooperpooper Joined: Mar 2013 Clubs Reviewed: 2 Total Reviews: 5 Bogarts Lounge 30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, Michigan…
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Judge Allegedly Pounds Gavel, Stripper: http://abovethelaw.com/2013/08/judge-allegedly-pounds-gavel-stripper/
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