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Creepy Customers

While having drinks in the club, my CF said to me, "Don't look. That customer at the end of the bar is staring at us." Of course, I looked. A guy had turned around in his chair…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 55

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The Stripper and Cory Booker

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/26/lynsie-lee-isn-t-a-vegan-and-other-fun-facts-about-the-stripper-tweeting-cory-booker.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=cheatsheet_afternoon&cid=newsletter%3Bemail%3Bcheatsheet_afternoon&utm_term=Cheat%20Sheet “When he's president, I want to be his first lady. I think a stripper would make a great first lady. I have better arms than Michele Obama, OK?” I like the idea of a stripper as first lady.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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This Shot Girl Should be a Dancer

I read this in a review of my favorite strip club: "The shot girl hinted to me that if I bought the rest of her shot tray she would go upstairs to the VIP area with me so I bought the…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 14

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Porn with Subtitles

I was watching some porn online yesterday, because I can't spend 7 days a week in strip clubs. I came across a video that seemed just what I wanted--a couple of big boobed girls playing with each other.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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I think I Caught a Disease from a Stripper

PL1: "I think I caught a disease from a stripper." PL2: "Are you sure?" PL1: "I'm HIV positive."

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 12

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How Does a Stripper Say Goodbye?

Q How does a stripper say goodbye? A "I'll be right back."

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 8

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"She's Fucking the DJ"

When I first started getting dances from my CF, another dancer acted jealous of her. This dancer talked trash about my CF and even said "she's fucking the DJ." I discounted the things this dancer said about her…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 23

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Thoughts on the Jacksonville Jaguars

Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper? A They both suck for four quarters.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 8

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Grand Theft Auto--Now with More Strippers

http://www.gamepur.com/news/12061-topless-strippers-gta-v-have-extended-role-gameplay-mechanics-detailed-leak.html GTA V will have more strippers. But what I want is a game with nothing but strippers.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3

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$6 Blow Jobs

The Detroit Hustler Club had this offer on its Facebook page: "$6 Slippery Nipples, Blow Jobs & Silk Panties!" You can imagine my chagrin when, having raced to the club at 80 miles an hour, I learned that these were…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 7

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Strippers are protected by labor laws, judge says

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101024767 Rick's Cabaret lost because they classified strippers as independent contractors but treated them as employees. The judge found "the list of rules Rick's laid down could be described as "micromanagement." Among the dos and don'ts detailed in the company's pamphlet of "Entertainer…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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The Peppermint Hippo

The Peppermint Hippo is now my favorite strip club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY3zqjXE6Q

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

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Camel Toe Slip and Slide

Thanks to TUSCL, I know the phrase "camel toe slide," which is when a woman straddles a man and rubs her pussy against the man's erect shaft. Yesterday in VIP my CF was giving me the camel toe slide…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 16 16

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Strip Clubs and Family Values

The writer argues that laws restricting strip clubs are anti-family values, since single mothers support their children as strippers. http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/09/07/3691164/ban-will-mean-strippers-kids.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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Classic Threads

Thanks to ranukam for bringing back some classic threads. TUSCL is a virtual Algonquin Round Table of wit and sophistication.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 7

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The Felon Boyfriend and I

My favorite dancer Mandy told me she drives 2 hours to visit her boyfriend in a Michigan prison. She said he went to jail for drugs. She aroused my curiosity about this boyfriend, who I'll call Earl. Fortunately, the…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 29

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Drunken Stripper Stories

My ex-ATF drank vodka like it was Kool-aid. One afternoon at my house she consumed a prodigious amount of vodka before and after our sexual bouts. Around the time I was going to drive her home,…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 8

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Vivid Live: The Best New Miami Strip Club?

I wonder if this club will be better than Tootsie's and Scarlett's? http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2013/08/vivid_live_a_miami_shores_stri.php

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 8

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Cooking at No. 5 Orange

I recall Farmerart writing about the No. 5 Orange strip club. Here's an article about the club's chef. http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2013/how-to-cook-for-a-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 7 1

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Iceland Strippers Will Sing to You

Reading an article about accusations of prostitution in an Iceland strip club, I came upon this quote by 2 strippers: “We work to entertain. We speak with men, make them feel comfortable, dance for them and sing. Or just do…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 11

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The $1,000 Misunderstanding

I stopped by a club last night, saw an attractive stripper on stage and tipped her. We went up to VIP, and during the first dance I felt her nice titties and sucked on them, finding them very enjoyable.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 28

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2AM Stabbing

http://www.kiiitv.com/story/23106506/man-stabbed-defending-strippers Why didn't these Texans have their guns with them?

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2

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The Problem with Extras

A stripper and sex worker writes about what she sees as the problem with extras. I, on the other hand, have no problem with extras at all. http://www.thegloss.com/2013/08/05/sex-and-dating/harlotry-sex-workers-extras/

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 10 23

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Bella! Bella!

I was so happy to hear about Bella again in a recent review of Bogart's: Avatar cooperpooper Prop cooperpooper Ignore cooperpooper Send Private Message to cooperpooper Joined: Mar 2013 Clubs Reviewed: 2 Total Reviews: 5 Bogarts Lounge 30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, Michigan…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 4

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Here COMES the Judge

Judge Allegedly Pounds Gavel, Stripper: http://abovethelaw.com/2013/08/judge-allegedly-pounds-gavel-stripper/

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 1
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