Discussions

Q. Why are strippers like bowling balls?

A. Because you pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and then they come back to you.

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Three years ago I posted a link to a story about "Zola", a young woman from Detroit who travels to Tampa and becomes involved in a wild tale of stripping and prostitution. This…

Q . What do all strippers who suffer domestic abuse have in common?

A. They don't know when to shut the fuck up.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

"Politics is a dirty game, even in a small town like Evanston, Wyoming. A City Council candidate says she may drop out of the race after her online alter-ego was discovered. For a year, Deborah…

Make-out session causes chump to lose wallet.

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Q. What's strong enough for a man but made for a stripper?

A. The back of her boyfriend's hand.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Her dedication to her art is impressive.

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Q. Why do strippers get boob jobs?

A. It's the only job they're qualified for.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. What do you call a stripper in handcuffs?

A. Trustworthy.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.