Who Says Government is Never Helpful?

It was good while it lasted. :)

Ever notice that when women take control of their bodies and their sexuality, some asshole, somewhere has to get his tighty whities in a bunch? Leave the broads alone.

How come men don't complain about how degrading being a male stripper is?

My,my,my,Dililah.

Let me tell you Shadowcat, it ain't easy. These dames always want you in a fireman or policeman outfit. Then they tip you with clean, crisp singles instead of soft, cloth-like singles. I had to hang up my banana hammock when this over-zealous cougar gave my cock a papercut with brand new dollars. You should if seen it-blood everywhere! I still have nightmares till this day.