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Excuses Strippers Use Not to have Sex with You

Excuses Strippers Use Not to have Sex with You 1 I can't. I'm having my period 2 I've got a headache 3 My boyfriend would kick my ass 4 My boyfriend would kick your ass 5 I feel fat 6 I'm too tired 7 You give me the creeps 8 We can do it next…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 25

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3 Dead, 2 Wounded in Christmas Strip Club Shooting

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/n-strip-club-shooting-leaves-3-dead-christmas-article-1.1558062?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nydnrss%2Fgossip%2Frush_molloy+(Gossip%2FRush+%26+Molloy) A "mammary mecca melee" is how the Daily News characterizes it.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2

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A Christmas Miracle

On Christmas eve my CF came to my house for dinner and a celebration of the season. I had told her Santa had left some presents for her under the tree. When she arrived, her arms were full…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 12

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Merry Christmas to All

http://www.hasbabes.com/images/Image/11_12/merry_xmas.jpg

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

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Good Advice on Making Strip-Clubbing more Affordable

The only bad thing anyone can say about strip-clubbing is that it is expensive. Based on countless years of experience, I will give you some good advice on how to make strip-clubbing more affordable. 1. Drink moderately instead of getting…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 11

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This May Explain a Lot

The other day my CF and I and a couple of her dancer friends were sitting at a table in the club, sipping our favorite beverages. My CF says to her friends, "I can't take a guy up…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 18

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Stupid Ways of Indicating Dollar Amounts

Maybe I'm too critical, but I get very annoyed when I see read reviews that say something like this: "Valet (0.07), No cover, Coat check (0.02)" "HJ (1.20)" Or "got BBBJ for $$$" Why change dollar amounts into decimals like…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 14

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Strip Club Robber Pleads Guilty

Who knew that you could have such a crime spree in Wilkes-Barre, PA? Wilkes-Barre is the gateway to Scranton. http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news/1059266/Gronosky-pleads-guilty-in-4-cases

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1

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Things I Wonder About

I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay."

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 19

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An ex-dancer laments the sorry state of today's strip clubs

On Facebook, an ex-dancer posted that she would like to go back to dancing but can't stomach the current Detroit strip club scene: "I miss dancing on stage. I miss actual lap dances lol. I used to average $600/night no nasty…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 12

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Stripper, boyfriend and 72-year-old meth suspect busted in stolen car

You know the photos accompanying this story are gonna be good. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-stripper-boyfriend-tipper-stolen-car-20131214,0,7907703.story

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6

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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

It is snowing here in Michigan. The snow has been falling slowly but steadily since last night, and as the roads are plowed they fill up again with snow. Since it's Saturday, I did not need to go…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 11

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Who Says Accountants are Borring?

Who says accountants are boring? Comptroller steals $400K and spends it on strippers. www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Feds-Suspect-used-stolen-400k-on-strippers-5062623.php

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6

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Rules of Engagement

Last week my CF told me she had gotten engaged. She has been dating this guy for several months, and she had told me they were getting serious. He is 40 years old and has a good…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 19

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Exotic dancer found beaten to death in her Warren home

A Detroit area dancer was beaten to death. A sad story. http://www.macombdaily.com/general-news/20131208/exotic-dancer-found-beaten-to-death-in-her-warren-home

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 13

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Young newlyweds celebrate at strip club after fulfilling dream of ‘killing som

This has to be the most disgusting strip-club-related story I've ever read. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/08/young-newlyweds-celebrate-at-strip-club-after-fulfilling-dream-of-killing-someone-together/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6

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Australian Condom Ad

Love those Australians. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/australian-condom-ad-condoms-be-sold

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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Sex as Exercise

Research shows that sex qualifies as exercise. http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/12/05/sex-as-exercise/?src=recg I planned to take a 5 mile walk today, but instead I'm going to the strip club.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 3

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Let the strippers roam free through the vast plains

I love the headline! http://www.mysask.com/portal/site/main/template.MAXIMIZE/?javax.portlet.tpst=355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_ws_MX&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_viewID=content_item_detail&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_itemID=74448&javax.portlet.prp_355f021fb2c4aa1dcc97dc8688215ae8_contentID=YORKTON%20NEWS%20CONTENT%20MANAGER&javax.portlet.begCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken&javax.portlet.endCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1

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Ratted Out

I was ratted out. Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is another stripper at the club. I said,…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 30

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Black Friday is a Bust

I went to my favorite Detroit-area strip club to look for Black Friday bargains. I was hoping the strippers would have "SALE" or "50% OFF" tags attached to their thongs. But I was sorely disappointed.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 15

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Feminist Stripper Imagines her Perfect Club

A self-described feminist stripper has a dream: "In a recent blog post on “Twerking,” Danielson imagined opening her own club, run by and catered to the dancers. The entire staff, except door and floor guys, would be women; the décor would…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 14

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NEED A JOB??? SCORES DETROIT!

The new Scores strip club is hiring: "Hiring every tue from 5pm-9pm ENTERTAINERS,bartenders,servers,bar backs , door girls" I'm thinking of applying. I've worked too many years in offices, being bored to death by the daily routine and my co-workers.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 14

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A Stripper Thanksgiving Story

A dancer, whom I know slightly but have never had dances with, sat down at my table. Then she began to cry. Me: "What's the matter?" Dancer: "I haven't been making any money, and I won't be able to…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 21

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Things Just Keep Getting Better and Better--Vagina Version

On Wednesday I was sitting with a favorite dancer in my favorite Detroit strip club. My fav told me that it was now legal for the dancers to get completely nude on stage. I was skeptical because…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 12
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