You can die in Afghanistan but you can't party in strip clubs.
You can die in Afghanistan but you can't party in strip clubs.
Q Why do little girls whine?
A They're practicing to be strippers.
I would pay $1.4 million to get rid of the state of Oklahoma.
Q When does a stripper consider a man well-hung?
A When she can't slip her finger in between his neck and the noose.
This is carrying monkey business too far.
Q What the most useless thing in a stripper's home?
A Her boyfriend.
I don't think strippers, porn stars and escorts should get involved in politics. It will give them a bad name.
Q. What can a stripper wear to improve herself?
A. A gag.
Q Why is a strip club like KFC?
A You go there for legs, breasts and thighs.