Comments by Philip A. Stein (page 11)

Frist off, these contest are always rigged. So you probably did win but they gave to a house dancer or some dude they're trying to hire or the DJ's boyfriend. I agree, song selection is everything. Nest time you might try Tent in your Pants by Peaches. It's got hard pounding rhythm that'll drive the ladies mad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPM3V-qfUCo I bet there were women in mob asking themselves, "Nice stash, wonder if it's real?"

I live 700 miles away and even I know you're fucked, or should I say you're never gonna get fucked. Make friends with Shadowcat and ride up to Platinum Plus with him. Don't know what else to tell you.

CTQWERTY, the only part of your post I don't believe is that you were getting a "standard lapdance"!

CTQWERTY can vouch for this. At Bogarts the VIP toll booth operator saw the results of a nice hand job. He handed my massage therapist some paper towels. Thanks buddy and here's a sawbuck.

Cows have udders typically with four teats.

(HOS) jablake - 100,000 posts filled with 50¢ words and two bit whores. Yawn.

I sure do miss <-parody-man->, like I miss a chapped ass in sand storm (HOS). (HOS) GreenVegas - Res ipsa loquitur (HOF) Dick Johnson for his naive schtick. (HOF) Lopaw - she breaks it down and keeps it real (I can't believe I wrote that). Great insight for female custys (HOF&HOS) Shadowcat - lots of insight and quite braggadocios at times (HOS) 100,000 posts filled with 50¢ words and two bit whores. Yawn. (HOS) Chandler needs to fart are something. Way too serious all the time. (HOS) Dougster, we get it, Mr Guy is gay. (HOF) Brother is a friend to all. (HOS) FONDL - whatever happened to him and his never ending ATF love? (HOS) Philip A. Stein posts when he's drunk too much. Blah blah blah. I could go on but I'm drunk. To be honest, about half of my HOS really aren't Shamers. They just are a little annoying at times. I haven't ever considered [igone]ing any of them.

Same here Steve. I only hang with real friends because it's cheaper.

I've got 2 freebies. First time I had got two from a spinner that had two sisters in the club. She asked if I wanted a third, I said sure, if it's free. She said ok because I had always been good to her and her sisters. The other time I was getting dance and she answers her cell phone. I push her off my lap and throw $20 on floor and leave. A week later, she sees me in the club and offered me a freebie. Free is good!

I glorify big tits! That's why I want a dance from JJ. mmmmmmm, D's Boob jobs have really improved over the years. If you can get a dance with a recently done gal, you'll know what I mean. The newer ones are so much improved over even 2 years ago.

Uhm, Mays flew to Tampa and died. So he would have been else where when he did coke, no? This conclusion is even weaker than Dan Rather's Memogate documents.

I want to be the door guy that's constantly playing grab ass with the strippers and never gets laid because he's always playing grab ass. This is just for one night right?

Uhm Sam, a few more words: River Rouge, cotton pony, red week, strawberry swirly, the crimson wave, menstruating, on the rag. Need I go on?

Detroit has many clubs with excellent food offerings so I go for lunch. Hot young women make for delicious dessert. Business before pleasure! Playhouse has one of the best and more unique menus Coliseum has an excellent menu with fine wine and beer pairings Flight Club is good with large portions All Stars has good food but poor presentation La Chambre, Odessa makes some great dishes and it's the closest club to my house Hey, it's an excuse that works for me.

Two words: RED ALERT!!¡!

My usual is Crown and water. I guess I could order a virgin Crown and water.

bvr, I can't imagine any guys really giving you any trouble. It'll be obvious that you're a customer. You'll be in street clothes and the strippers will be in bikinis and such. I suppose if your street clothes are a g-string and corset... It won't be the guys giving you too much attention that'll be the problem, it'll more likely be the strippers ignoring you. Strippers tend to think women are there to start shit and raise hell with them. One thing you can do to defuse this is to tip the strippers on stage.

Either, as long as they have a firm grip on the matter at hand.

Bro, I'm trying find out first hand, if you know what I mean, if JJ is indeed the best.

Hey CT, I was a little snippy last night. However, I don't think a reviewer has met the basic requirements if they haven't entered the building. A comment on the Coliseum Discussion Board would have been more appropriate, IMO. Bogey girls better than FC girls, I just don't accept this notion. Regardless, it looks like you had a rather extensive tour of SEMI. I had to laugh about your Cheetah's review. Next time I'm in Lancing, I'll get an oil change rather than stop in there. Next time you're in town, stop by All Stars if you enjoy dark chocolate. They're owned by same people as the FC and Penthouse Club. And how did you miss the Playhouse?

And Brother, I couldn't remember the nail color but I did remember that it was two-tone. Does that count?

Hey CTQWERTY, nice review of Coliseum. Just curious how you came to your rating as you never actually went in the club. An overall rating of 7 from the parking lot? You're kidding, right? It's no wonder you think Bogart's is better than FC, I doubt you've been in FC.

I was in Dr. Don's last night. 8 dancers, 3 custies. A few left a couple minutes after I got there. They decided to close the bar early. One hottie was begging the doorman to get a $10 dance so she could pay her tip out. Freaking $10 tip out and she hadn't earned it. Well, I'm always up to helping a Danzel in distress. She did 6 x $10 without any hesitation. Yep, times are tough.

I'm not even particularly comfortable with 18, 19, and 20yo.

That's called hillbilly head. I'm surprised you do get more of that in Ohio...