What do you drink (non-alcoholic)?

23 comments

• wallanon

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  15 years ago

  One time I was in an upstate NY club (the name escapes me, pre-TUSCL days) and was offered a "virgin" screwdriver. Made the mistake of asking what was in it. Went something like this:
  
  ANW: Virgin? What's in it?
  BAR: Orange juice.
  ANW: And?
  BAR: Just orange juice.
  ANW: Fine, pour me a $5 OJ.
  
  Lousy club. First time I ever ran into a lap hanky. Made of leather, no less, but the chick was full nude on the lap and hot so it wasn't a total loss. I'll occasionally ask for a virgin screwdriver just for giggles. If I want to keep it simple it's a Coke. Caffeine is good. When I hit detox time, then it's water.
• Dougster

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  15 years ago

  I never drink in a strip club. Won't trust myself to keep spending to a reasonable rate.
• DandyDan

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  15 years ago

  My #3 club is a juice bar and whenever I'm there, I usually get a Sprite. I drink too much caffeine as it is, so I don't get Coke. Sometimes, I'll be at a BYOB place and they usually have vending machines, and I'll get a water if I don't have beer with me, or more accurately, run out, in part because the dancers take mine.
• imnumnutz

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  15 years ago

  I usually get a club soda with lime...
  
  related: the best non-alcoholic beer is Labatt's, followed by Molson's XL. rarely available in clubs, but you might find it in some midwest bars and retail outlets...
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  Only happened once. I had a Cutter.
• Philip A. Stein

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  15 years ago

  My usual is Crown and water. I guess I could order a virgin Crown and water.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  most of the clubs around here in Col, OH that don't serve alcohol will let you BYOB and are located near stores that sell booze.
  I also like to order diet coke or red bull for the caffeine/energy. Diet coke prices for me have ranged from $3.25 up to $6. Red bull is a bit more expensive but that stuff is also expensive to buy in grocery stores. I think strip clubs are overpriced but have you guys been to an amusement park? I was in Cincinnati King's Island and saw diet coke prices of $3.75 at vending machines so it is just a little cheaper than SCs.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  virgin whiskey tonic anyone? (extra tonic with the tonic)
• txtittyfan

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  15 years ago

  My choices are usually diet coke or water after a couple of beers. I do not visit non alcoholic clubs.
• yndy

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  15 years ago

  Sprite and NA beer. Its become a tradition between my fav and me/I to share an O'Doull's (sp?) during our dances.
• MisterGuy

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  15 years ago

  It depends on my mood, but it's usually a Coke or a bottle of water. The dancers usually ask why I'm drinking something non-alcoholic, and I just say that I have a bit of a drive to make when I leave the club. For me, a water bottle is easier to carry around a club than a drink. It's a rarity that I drink alcohol, in or out of a club, though.
  
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  I don't understand this bottled water thing. Whats wrong with tap? When I go to a restaurant and ask for water, I expect it to be tap with maybe a slice of lemon. And now they have added all kinds of flavors. Are people worried about what might be in tap water? $3.50 is a bit pricy for water. But not many options in a non alcoholic club.
• SuperDude

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  15 years ago

  Enjoy the range of N.A. beers. Some taste like the real thing.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  NA beers are for those that just like to piss.
• casualguy

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  15 years ago

  When I'm dying of thirst and of course no water fountain is ever available in a strip club, I order some bottled water if I'm not planning on leaving in a few minutes.
• wallanon

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  15 years ago

  Even if there was a water fountain in a strip club, would you drink out of it? I can't think of one I've seen that wasn't decorative, but somewhere there's probably a converted store or office that has one.
• txtittyfan

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  15 years ago

  Most times when I get water, I get a glass of water with my drink. The bartender/waitress does not charge me for the water. I usually get my drinks myself from the same bartender, familiarity has its benefits.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  shadowcat, just wondering what would you do in a club that told you they do not just give out glasses of water but you can buy a bottle water? (cost: $5.75 not joking!) I have had this happen to me before and I just declined wanting anything to drink and left to go to another club. This happened in a SC that had a kitchen and the waitress has worked there for years. I have ordered ice water there before and other SCs, tipped a $1 for the service. What should I do or say if this happens again?
  
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  sam, the last time I was in a juice bar has to be at least 10 years ago. That club is no longer in business. If I really wanted a water and was told that they only had bottled water at $5.75 and if I was really having a good time, I would probably pay it but probably would not be back any time soon. At my favorite club, I would just have one of my favorite dancers go to the bar and get me one. They get plastic cups of ice water for free. Plus a $1.00 tip.
• Scoops

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  15 years ago

  I plan ahead. I bring an airline bottle (OK, maybe more than one) of bourbon, order a ginger ale, mix the two when no one is looking (or in the John) and I'm good to go.
• wallanon

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  15 years ago

  "Food? In the bathroom?"
• Lil_Baller100

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  3 years ago

  Grape soda
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Water or sprite. Ginger ale if they have it.