Strip Club Phobias
steve229
Anyone have any strip club “phobias�
Here's what I mean: Once I didn't notice until too late that a dancer's belly button was an “outie.†Girl was stunning in every other regard, but I couldn't get past the look of that navel (shudder).
Here's what I mean: Once I didn't notice until too late that a dancer's belly button was an “outie.†Girl was stunning in every other regard, but I couldn't get past the look of that navel (shudder).
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Bolt ons
More than just a hint of makeup
cigarette in hand
dancers who look like they play line for the Minnesota Vikings
Dancers freakishly tall AND wearing platforms
Dancers over 45 years of age
I hear you, but on the other hand, there are some dancers I would be more afraid of seeing without their makeup on
txtittyfan said: ...ass pimples and missing teeth.
Yep, that would do it. Double shudder.
This has happened to me all too often...
6)Needle marks anywhere.
5)Excessive tatoos.
4)Heavy goth look (a cultural disconnect).
3)Psycho-bitch strippers who take everything the wrong way (but know exactly what they are doing).
2)Spaced out/strung out, whatever --they start out fine but then lose it and you never know what they are going to do or say about you (they don't really know what they are doing).
1) And my number one phobia, leaving without a smile.
P.S. to P.A.S & TUSCL Bro-- up here in sophisticated N.E. Ohio, we don't have hillbilly head. We make those types go get dental implants first!
1. Getting injured in a club again due to a dancer being clumsy.
2. Having my clothes torn apart because the feature entertainer wanted to have some fun with me.
3. Having the feature entertainer splash me with any liquid that happens to be on the main stage.
4. Dodging breast milk from a lactating dancer who decided she was going to have a game of trying to squirt me in the face. I held my hands up and avoided a direct hit but she kept trying. Only happened one time.
5. Getting drunk and agreeing to go off alone with some dancer I don't know and find out later that she gave me more than I wanted. I definitely want to avoid getting these kinds of extras.
6. Having a dull evening. Maybe this is surprising but I don't usually have this problem.
Drive by flashing. Some might be worried but not me.
Wrong, tx. Chandler is right on this one. Looks like you need to get back on the short bus with MisterGay so you can learn to think a bit better.
IDIOT TX LOSES AGAIN!
Dislike is a listed synonym of phobia. It is my belief that if steve229 was looking for phobias in the strictest narrowest view that you and scat allude to, then he would probably have said his phobia was Omphalophobia, rather than say he just couldn't get past looking at a "outie".
Lighten up, Francis.
That said, my contribution was a fear rather than a dislike.
Shadowcat: what I really fear:
1) Being robbed in the parking lot (happened)
2) Being present during a raid that focuses on the customer (never)
3) A psycobitch dancer making a false legal claim against me (never happened to me, but has to others)
My characterization of board police is in referencwe to posters that question posts and threads for whateverever reason because they do not feel that the content follows their preconceived idea of what the rules should be. It is clear to me that Founder really has very few rules as to the content and probably prefers/enjoys the freeform.
Let's see now. You agreed with a person who said people were listing dislikes not phobias, but when it is pointed out that dislikes/phobias are synonomous you get testy. The only disagreement I have here was that you imply dislikes are not phobias.
I FEAR ass pimples!
So what's the clinic term for fear of ass pimples?
Oh, I get it, Tittyfan. You're calling yourself the board police? Good luck with that.