Working in a club

Owner is the only job which can pay more than the strippers. But do you really want to own a strip club w/ all the crap involved (was a previously asked discussion topic).

I wouldn't mind be a bartender for an evening. The only thing I would do different would be to make sure the dancer drinks had plenty of alcohol in them.

My apologies gatorfan, I thought it might not have come up for a while.

DJ - 80's music, baby!

I go with steve and go with dj. I'd like to play 70's and 80's rock with a lot of percussion/rhythm in it (i.e. Judas Priest, Kiss, etc.)

If I was DJ I would play only Polka and elevator muzac, still want to goto my club?

LOL !! Polka music, that's rich !! However, with the right dancers and right costumes, that could be interesting.

I was recently in a store and actually heard muzak versions of several Led Zeppelin songs including Stairway to Heaven and Kashmir.

Ancone doing a cover of a Led Zep song shold be shot at dawn

'should' even

Why wait until dawn?

gatorfan - I'm guessing your plan is to drive out the customers and have the dancers all to yourself - brilliant!

"House Mom" just for a day.

I want to be the door guy that's constantly playing grab ass with the strippers and never gets laid because he's always playing grab ass. This is just for one night right?

Phil, don't be too greedy :-) I'd probably be the DJ and let the songs go on for a lot longer and give you guys better value for your dollar. I agree Jack, just do it at the first opportunity.

Owner, manager, or DJ (that dick better like being sucked). I have had a lot of strippers tell me that many times girls will give the DJ a BJ vs a tip.

Owner and managers get a lot of free stuff too. I guess a fringe benefit of it all.

Make up assistant in dancers' locker room.

DJ. I like the BJ for DJ idea. Otherwise, I can't say any of the positions appeal to me much.

I would be the stripper fluffer.

Another DJ. I'd be doing something I like to do anyway, only instead of listening to some of my favorite tracks alone on headphones, there'd be live strippers dancing to it.

If you could work for one day or night in a SC of your choice and had the choice of jobs what would you do, bouncer, dj, cctv monitor, barman, manager?? What would you do that would make it different from any other night?

Dancer. Be like jj.

I would have to be the DJ. I'd have to play a bunch of old hard rock/heavy metal tunes, with a little bit of '90's alternative rock thrown in as well. I'd consider being the bartender, but it's my opinion most guys prefer lady bartenders in strip clubs. Plus I can't mix a drink to save my life.

I would be the guy that helps the strippers in the back room doing whatever they need. Personal assistant, that type of thing. Find clean panties. Help put on a new dress. Tough job.

Definately DJ. I have always wanted to program music, lights, smoke, etc. for hot dancers who really know how to work a stage and pole. Quality metal and classic rock works best. It would be a struggle to find ways to work with rap, hip-hip, techno, and some of the other undancable junk that girls often request. The ideal situation would be a designate "show night" where some of the more talented girls could be a "feature" for a set or two and put on a real show.

I'd want to be the DJ. For a change the dancers would have to tip me!

Owner/manager. Most people probably picked jobs that get them the most action, but I'd like the aspect of having complete control over the business that night. Throw out obnoxious, drunk guys that aren't spending money, be smart enough to do drink/dance specials when it starts getting slow, check on the girls (ok, that part will get me action!) and all that.

If there's a lot of guys getting dances, I'd keep the songs regular length...if there's only a few actually participating, then they get double-time.

TB,

Since many women have found bare or highly trimmed pubes preferable, I think "fluffing" is a lost art.

Lopaw, I didn't know chicks even had fluffers. I mean, I'm all for equal treatment an shit, but just what is it that they keep fluffed?

chandler,

I'd be offering the equivalent for the ladies of what a male porn star receives - it would be my job to get the young ladies "in the mood" physically before they hit the floor to peddle their wares. Touching, nibbling, caressing or any other activity to get them motivated.

After all - a horny stripper is a productive stripper.

Strippers don't need fluffers (which, by the way, are pretty much an urban myth in modern porn). When they want to look excited they just put a dab of Vaseline or lube on their lips...yes, those lips...

I think I like Lopaw's idea better.

1. DJ as long as the stories about blowjobs instead of tip-outs are true.

2. Limo driver / security goon, as long as the stories about blowjobs are true.

3. If the stories about blowjobs aren't true, then I'd be ...

... wait for it ...

... bathroom monkey. Yeah sure I would.