Working in a club
londonguy
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If you could work for one day or night in a SC of your choice and had the choice of jobs what would you do, bouncer, dj, cctv monitor, barman, manager?? What would you do that would make it different from any other night?
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I was recently in a store and actually heard muzak versions of several Led Zeppelin songs including Stairway to Heaven and Kashmir.
Owner and managers get a lot of free stuff too. I guess a fringe benefit of it all.
Dancer. Be like jj.
If there's a lot of guys getting dances, I'd keep the songs regular length...if there's only a few actually participating, then they get double-time.
Since many women have found bare or highly trimmed pubes preferable, I think "fluffing" is a lost art.
I'd be offering the equivalent for the ladies of what a male porn star receives - it would be my job to get the young ladies "in the mood" physically before they hit the floor to peddle their wares. Touching, nibbling, caressing or any other activity to get them motivated.
After all - a horny stripper is a productive stripper.
2. Limo driver / security goon, as long as the stories about blowjobs are true.
3. If the stories about blowjobs aren't true, then I'd be ...
... wait for it ...
... bathroom monkey. Yeah sure I would.