It has never happened to me. Lucky? I know one poster on here that it has happened to. I was with him in the club at the time. They got caught in the process of putting on a condom. The bouncer took her to the dressing room, had her clean out her locker and escorted her out of the club. The club took no action against him.
Maybe one time I was caught, though she didn't do anything to me, I just showed her my pee-pee. Either she told (although she said she wouldn't tell, goddamn liar) or someone else saw me. That's the closest I've got.
There was one time at my favorite club when my chosen dancer was reaching into my pants and the bouncer came up to me, but instead of telling the dancer to stop what she was doing, all he did was ask if the cooler he had was mine, this being a BYOB club where people bring in coolers all the time. I said it was, but that pretty much killed the momentum, anyway. Of course, this was when I was told the local police pretty much avoided any prosecution of anything that happened there.
I was walked in on while in the VIP. Seems the AC control was in the room we were in. The dancer jumped up and read the guy the riot act! I asked my favorite bartender about the incident at a later time, and the guy was fired!
Like steve229 said, there have been times when the club was in crack down mode but I never was in a situation where a bouncer busted in or broke up the fun. The strippers also know how to work around crack downs and hide the extras better.
The night before Super Bowl 2004, I was in St. James and finally got a hot Asian I had been stalking. I convinced her to let me DATY. She was right at orgasm when five people walked in the room. Killed the mood.
We made plans to meet again, but I never saw her again, so,
1) She was only in town for the bowl, and lied to me
The only times I've been caught, it's been for minor stuff that happened to violate some petty rule. We would get warned to cool it, then carry on with more serious transgressions that escaped being noticed all along.
I did get caught once with a stripper under the table by a waitress at a Denny's, but no action was taken, uh, except by us.
CTQWERTY can vouch for this. At Bogarts the VIP toll booth operator saw the results of a nice hand job. He handed my massage therapist some paper towels. Thanks buddy and here's a sawbuck.
Yes, Phil, that does seem to be a primary job of his (cashier guy.)
I referenced Bogart's in a thread last week when someone posted receiving an extra with "the security guy 15 feet away." I think you'd vouch for the Bograt's cashier guy being within 15 feet of EVERYTHING in VIP, with that closest chair being barely 3 feet from his stool.
My Bogart's VIP introduction was being seated in the "overflow" area, back against the mirror, opposite of the seat I just mentioned. I was getting a standard lap dance... but over my gal's shoulder was a gal, seated on the guy's right leg, bent over and mouth engorged around the guy's manhood. She was perched on the guy's right leg because that places her back between the act and the cashier, otherwise known as being "discreet" at Bogart's. To my right, in the corner, was a dancer's head bobbing up and down on another guy. Between those two positions I've mentioned, were two other chairs, one of which I'm pretty sure the gal was screwing the guy cowgirl. They should rename Bogart's Lounge, "Bogart's Adult Day Care Center".
P.S. The stenciling on the indoor apron above the bar says "Welcome to Bogart's: The friendliest bar in town". Yeah. If you have the money, the welcome wagon will definitely come 'round...
The only clubs in which I have been advised to cool it are the low mileage places where the bouncers look for heinous infractions like resting your hand on a girl's thigh. In the places I usually frequent, the question is not "how do I get laid?".
I have never been caught. I have however turned down a few opportunities as I did not feel as safe as the dancer did. Some definitely have no fear of being caught in the Houston area.
maybe a clarification is in order, I've never had a bouncer storm in on extras being provided. At local jack joint, I've been told the manager or camera-watcher has seen everything and let's everything slide. There is no way extras can happen from every girl all day long without the club being at least aware they happen, especially at jack joints.
Yes, I got thrown out of a club twice--once when I gave a contestant an intimate pic of me with phone number (though more than a hundred had received my calling card and about twenty had called), another time when I was masturbating next to the stage (though no girl ever complained, many enjoyed it, and only the stupid waitress complained). Two other times I was caught with it out, but the bouncer didn't do anothing, presumably since this was in the booths.
The Mamasan at a strip club in Dallas burst in on my girl and I in the VIP. She pointed at my substandard manhood and broke out into laughter. I guess if your dick is small enough, it is not an offense.
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We made plans to meet again, but I never saw her again, so,
1) She was only in town for the bowl, and lied to me
or
2) She got fired
I did get caught once with a stripper under the table by a waitress at a Denny's, but no action was taken, uh, except by us.
Hard to imagine. Had you ordered the "Grand Slam" by chance???
I referenced Bogart's in a thread last week when someone posted receiving an extra with "the security guy 15 feet away." I think you'd vouch for the Bograt's cashier guy being within 15 feet of EVERYTHING in VIP, with that closest chair being barely 3 feet from his stool.
My Bogart's VIP introduction was being seated in the "overflow" area, back against the mirror, opposite of the seat I just mentioned. I was getting a standard lap dance... but over my gal's shoulder was a gal, seated on the guy's right leg, bent over and mouth engorged around the guy's manhood. She was perched on the guy's right leg because that places her back between the act and the cashier, otherwise known as being "discreet" at Bogart's. To my right, in the corner, was a dancer's head bobbing up and down on another guy. Between those two positions I've mentioned, were two other chairs, one of which I'm pretty sure the gal was screwing the guy cowgirl. They should rename Bogart's Lounge, "Bogart's Adult Day Care Center".
P.S. The stenciling on the indoor apron above the bar says "Welcome to Bogart's: The friendliest bar in town". Yeah. If you have the money, the welcome wagon will definitely come 'round...
The only clubs in which I have been advised to cool it are the low mileage places where the bouncers look for heinous infractions like resting your hand on a girl's thigh. In the places I usually frequent, the question is not "how do I get laid?".
That is just friggin' funny. Especially since I knew the old club in question.
Too Funny...I can see that happening....