What is the dumbest thing you ever had a stripper say to you?

31 comments

• casualguy

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  15 years ago

  Maybe she considers fingers to be taboo but she's ok with a bigger digit. I wonder how many other girls are like her?
• Philip A. Stein

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  15 years ago

  Two words: RED ALERT!!¡!
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  yeah how do u know it was really a she!?
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  The dumbest thing I have been told is "no touching, trust me it's better that way".. She was bouncing around my dick and it was rather uncomfortable for me. FUCK YOU BITCH! was what I thought...I am never buying another dance from her again.
• Philip A. Stein

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  15 years ago

  Uhm Sam, a few more words: River Rouge, cotton pony, red week, strawberry swirly, the crimson wave, menstruating, on the rag. Need I go on?
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  CC, what's dumb about that?
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I think what the girl said was more strange than dumb but do we really have to analyze everyones word choices: dumb/strange/ironic/etc?. Dumbest thing a stripper ever said to me, "What's the name of the manager, I'm new here." and I'm only a customer sitting at the bar, I dont work for the club.
• Player11

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  15 years ago

  "Keep your hands and tongue to yourself"
• Skyrbuoy

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  15 years ago

  I need to bail my boyfriend out, wanna dance?
• harrydave

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  15 years ago

  Real conversation... Shot girl: "Would you like a shot?" Me: "No thanks." Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me a dollar?" Me: "I don't think so." Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me two dollars?"
• Dougster

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  15 years ago

  So many dumb things over the years: a) a stripper told me that the 2008 election was between Clinton and Obama, because, by law, the republicans had won two presidential terms so there could not be a third b) had a stripper tell me that antibiotics are used to treat viral infections like the cold c) had a stripper tell me she was very good at math. I asked which was bigger 3/4 or 5/8. She thought about it for five minutes then told me the 5/8 d) mentioned to a stripper that Obama was in Cairo. she had no idea where Cairo was
• CCRiderm

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  15 years ago

  That was a great conversation HarryDave. A real classic. Actually Gator is right, it was more strange than dumb. However dumb made a good title.
• how

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  15 years ago

  CCRider, many women are okay with covered BJ, but not digital penetration. I think they are worried about whatever germs they think might be on your hands. Dougster, those are some great examples of "Glittering Jewels of Colossal Ignorance" (per Limbaugh), or "the GALACTICALLY STUPID" (per Cruise in "A Few Good Men").
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  Maybe she thinks playing with her pussy is too intimate, but a blow job isn't. Nothing especially dumb or strange about that. I can see how the timing of her offer could have been funny. Maybe you had to be there. So how was the blow job?
• Dougster

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  15 years ago

  Back to the BJ versus fingering thing. The first is active on her part the other passive. Besides the possibilities already mentioned, it might be that she likes being the one "in charge" or, possibly from experience, she doesn't trust customers to finger her well, or maybe some have done it so poorly she felt uncomfortable.
• txtittyfan

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  15 years ago

  A lot of women regardless of their occupation still hold their pussy in high regard and protect its sanctity. But back to the question, the dumbest question I hate is "Do you want to tip me extra?"
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  For the BJ situation, I've seen a few girls have rules, what they will or wont allow. Some dont like sucking the nipple for fear of us biting it. Some allow licking of the pussy but dont allow FS or fingering. I think good interviewing is required before the lap dance is required to know you will get out of the lap dance what you want. Another dumb question "can I borrow some money which is probably the stupidest question on many different levels.
• wallanon

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  15 years ago

  What is the dumbest thing you ever had a stripper say to you? "I love you"
• slickpeter

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  15 years ago

  Not to sure she loved you (ROFLMAO) she just loved your wallet!
• Dougster

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  15 years ago

  Along the "I love you" line... "Would you like to have me as your girlfriend?" Um, no.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  harrydave, Real conversation... Shot girl: "Would you like a shot?" Me: "No thanks." Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me a dollar?" Me: "I don't think so." Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me two dollars?" LMAO!!! I know exactly where you heard that from! mother/daughter stripper team at Dreamgirls in Columbus, OH. I tipped the mother and she flashed me her boob. I tipped her another dollar and she showed the other one. Not worth the $2 but I was having a good time... I hope those stupid bitches got fired or moved. I have to second that as being the dumbest thing I have heard in a SC.
• harrydave

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  15 years ago

  Samsung1, exactly! Probably related a bit of this in my review at the time. Mother and daughter collaborated in their petty rip-offs. The daughter got to me first and gave me 2 of the worst lap dances I have ever had. By the time Mom, as the shot girl, got to me, I was in a foul mood. My answer to her last question was to stare at her for a few seconds and give her a sharp "No." She sniffed and waddled off to pester someone else.
• Yoda

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  15 years ago

  Without a doubt it was the chick, about seven or eight years ago, in her early twenties who swore that she had flown choppers in the first Gulf War. The guy I was sitting with happened to be a licensed pilot who actually DID fly choppers in Vietnam. I had quit an enjoyable time watching this airhead spin her BS story as my drinking buddy and I snickered under our collective breaths...
• DandyDan

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  15 years ago

  I made one of my occasional Kansas strip club trips just this weekend, and one of the ladies asked me if the lady who was dancing on stage at the time was the manager. I just told her I had no idea. Most of what I remember for dumb things they tell me is really inane stuff, like one girl who told me she had a headache and that it was because it was biological.
• magicrat

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  15 years ago

  I didn't actually hear this one, but it came from a reliable source so I'm going to mention it. First of all, I'm in the South, where NASCAR is a major religion, although I never watch it myself. Anyways a dancer supposedly asked if they stopped the race during the commercials?
• how

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  15 years ago

  Stripper is traveling from Indiana to Los Angeles. She has a coach-class ticket, but plops herself down in first class. When the actual occupant of the seat asks her to move, she replies, "I'm young, I'm beautiful, and I'm flying to LA in style." The flight attendant tries to get the stripper to move, but gets the exact same reply. The pilot comes back, whispers in the stripper's ear, then returns to his checklist in the cockpit. The stripper immediately moves back to her coach seat. "Captain," the flight attendant asks, "what did you say to her?" He replied, "I just told her the first class passengers weren't going to Los Angeles."
• BaddJack

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  15 years ago

  I think what would be MORE fun is for us to admit the dumbest thing we ever said to a stripper. Mine? "If you could quote 20 consecutive lines of Shakespeare, I would leave my family...." I was lucky that she couldn't.
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  Some of you may remember this from 3 years ago. A member of this board was visiting my favorite club and brought up my name to one of the dancers. She replied that I was the "house mom". We all got a big laugh out of that.
• Book Guy

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  15 years ago

  You look just like Charlton Theron.
• stripclubspy

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  15 years ago

  Stripper: You remember I don't do penetration Me: yes, I remember Stripper: So, are you going straight for the penetration or do you need a fluff girl first?
• rmasecret

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  15 years ago

  Columbus... very drunk stripper Stripper: "Have we met before?" Me: "No" Stripper: "No, I didn't mean in this life" (indignantly like I should have known she meant that)