What is the dumbest thing you ever had a stripper say to you?
CCRiderm
What I got last night almost made me fall out of the chair. We were into the second dance in a club that has, shall we say, loose rules.
I slid a hand down and snuck it under her gstring for a little tickle. She kind of squirmed away and brushed my hand aside. I can understand that, every girl has rules and I respect them.
She then looks at me and says....verbatim...."I'm sorry, but I'm really not comfortable with that." Then, after about a 10 second pause with a big smile "Would you like me to give you a BJ instead?"
It took every bit of restraint to not bust out laughing. In my head I'm thinking, "My fingers teasing you makes you uncomfortable, but putting little CC in your mouth doesn't". Go figure.
Gotta love this thing that we do.
I slid a hand down and snuck it under her gstring for a little tickle. She kind of squirmed away and brushed my hand aside. I can understand that, every girl has rules and I respect them.
She then looks at me and says....verbatim...."I'm sorry, but I'm really not comfortable with that." Then, after about a 10 second pause with a big smile "Would you like me to give you a BJ instead?"
It took every bit of restraint to not bust out laughing. In my head I'm thinking, "My fingers teasing you makes you uncomfortable, but putting little CC in your mouth doesn't". Go figure.
Gotta love this thing that we do.
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last commentFUCK YOU BITCH! was what I thought...I am never buying another dance from her again.
Need I go on?
Shot girl: "Would you like a shot?"
Me: "No thanks."
Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me a dollar?"
Me: "I don't think so."
Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me two dollars?"
a) a stripper told me that the 2008 election was between Clinton and Obama, because, by law, the republicans had won two presidential terms so there could not be a third
b) had a stripper tell me that antibiotics are used to treat viral infections like the cold
c) had a stripper tell me she was very good at math. I asked which was bigger 3/4 or 5/8. She thought about it for five minutes then told me the 5/8
d) mentioned to a stripper that Obama was in Cairo. she had no idea where Cairo was
Dougster, those are some great examples of "Glittering Jewels of Colossal Ignorance" (per Limbaugh), or "the GALACTICALLY STUPID" (per Cruise in "A Few Good Men").
Another dumb question "can I borrow some money which is probably the stupidest question on many different levels.
"I love you"
Real conversation...
Shot girl: "Would you like a shot?"
Me: "No thanks."
Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me a dollar?"
Me: "I don't think so."
Shot girl: "OK, would you like to tip me two dollars?"
LMAO!!!
I know exactly where you heard that from! mother/daughter stripper team at Dreamgirls in Columbus, OH.
I tipped the mother and she flashed me her boob. I tipped her another dollar and she showed the other one. Not worth the $2 but I was having a good time... I hope those stupid bitches got fired or moved.
I have to second that as being the dumbest thing I have heard in a SC.
Most of what I remember for dumb things they tell me is really inane stuff, like one girl who told me she had a headache and that it was because it was biological.
Mine? "If you could quote 20 consecutive lines of Shakespeare, I would leave my family...." I was lucky that she couldn't.
Me: yes, I remember
Stripper: So, are you going straight for the penetration or do you need a fluff girl first?
Stripper: "Have we met before?"
Me: "No"
Stripper: "No, I didn't mean in this life" (indignantly like I should have known she meant that)