A friend of mine knows I go to strip clubs. He's always telling me about how he and his wife are freaks. He talks about how much porn they watch, and of their escapades having sex at a porno theater. When he asked me if he and his wife could come with me, I thought I'd be in for a good show.
I've seen couples in strip clubs before. The dancers have usually enjoyed having the civilian girls there, and the girls were usually game. Not my friends. The wife didn't want any dances. They BARELY tipped girls onstage. One dancer sat with them for at least an hour, and they gave her two bucks.
They spent all their money getting hammered. That benefits the club owner and bartender(tho I don't know if they tipped decently) but not the dancers at all. Embarrassing. It's taken me a while to build up a rapport with the staff here. I don't have to pay cover. I get free drinks from time to time.
But no, these two chose to get shitfaced and make out with each other most of the night.


who cares what a strip club thinks of you!? They are your real life friends, not just "in club" friends like the people at your strip club. Once your cash stops flowing the strip club friends will ignore you but your real life friends will still be there.