My friends embarrassed me tonight
potheadpl
A friend of mine knows I go to strip clubs. He's always telling me about how he and his wife are freaks. He talks about how much porn they watch, and of their escapades having sex at a porno theater. When he asked me if he and his wife could come with me, I thought I'd be in for a good show.
I've seen couples in strip clubs before. The dancers have usually enjoyed having the civilian girls there, and the girls were usually game. Not my friends. The wife didn't want any dances. They BARELY tipped girls onstage. One dancer sat with them for at least an hour, and they gave her two bucks.
They spent all their money getting hammered. That benefits the club owner and bartender(tho I don't know if they tipped decently) but not the dancers at all. Embarrassing. It's taken me a while to build up a rapport with the staff here. I don't have to pay cover. I get free drinks from time to time.
But no, these two chose to get shitfaced and make out with each other most of the night.
I've seen couples in strip clubs before. The dancers have usually enjoyed having the civilian girls there, and the girls were usually game. Not my friends. The wife didn't want any dances. They BARELY tipped girls onstage. One dancer sat with them for at least an hour, and they gave her two bucks.
They spent all their money getting hammered. That benefits the club owner and bartender(tho I don't know if they tipped decently) but not the dancers at all. Embarrassing. It's taken me a while to build up a rapport with the staff here. I don't have to pay cover. I get free drinks from time to time.
But no, these two chose to get shitfaced and make out with each other most of the night.
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last commentStill pretty low class move. Irked me, is all.
Got some texts from dancer today. They wanted to know why the couple came if they weren't going to have fun. Weird.
Happy loving couples make it look so easy
Happy loving couples always talk so kind
Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner
Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine!
I bet the club will forgive you. They know you still "spread the money around" and that's all that really counts anyway.
I'm always hesitant about taking "newbies" to clubs with me, especially other women. I've had to do alot of damage control over the years for some inappropriate or downright bizarre behaviours that some of my un-initiated friends have exhibited.
Like mmdv26 said, you'll more than likely be forgiven - but friends/acquaintances sure can be a pain in the ass sometimes, eh?
Nicely done. Joe Jackson. Sheesh!