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16 years ago
What's "fair" is what she will accept. What we say makes absolutely no difference. "But Honey, the anonymous guys on the stripclub message board said $300/day was fair!"
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16 years ago
I love how many scholars translate the "70 virgins" part of the Koran as actually being "70 white raisins". I think I would get that clarified before I blew myself up. Dumbass religious nuts....
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16 years ago
I was getting a lap dance and the dancer pulled my dick out the leg of my shorts and started giving me a blowjob. Is that a "positive surprise"? Or did you mean a long confusing story with no real payoff?
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16 years ago
Ozymandias, thanks for the clarification. "Help the poor." In that sentence, "poor" is an adjective behaving as a noun, but is in fact modifying an implied "people". So jablake, what implied noun is "oculogyric" modifying in your usage?
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16 years ago
"Callipygian" is an adjective and should not be used as a noun. In this case it's tempting, I suppose, because the word ends in "ian", so it may seem that it refers to a person from the little-known country of Callipygia. And you are free to use words however you like, of course.
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16 years ago
Jablake, adjectives modify nouns, they are normally not used as a noun.
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16 years ago
Oculogyric is an adjective, not a noun.
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16 years ago
This is fictional??? Wish you had put that at the TOP of your message. Tell us what really happened and maybe you will get comments that are actually insightful.
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16 years ago
She is jealous, possessive and calls you every half hour? Gee what a catch! Let her move in and be sure to give her access to all of your credit cards and bank accounts. You are one lucky man!
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16 years ago
uhh, no.
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16 years ago
I suggest YOU gather your own facts. After all, it's your health. Unprotected sex is risky. The more partners, the greater the risk. Do you think your stripper friend only has unprotected sex with YOU?
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16 years ago
Getting AIDS and dying is your choice. I can think of better ways of finishing out one's life, but I don't judge. Just be sure to warn all of those you have unprotected sex with that they are likely to be infected with a deadly virus. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
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16 years ago
No, I have never asked a stripper if she files tax returns. Why? Because I could not care less whether she does or doesn't.
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16 years ago
Any attached guy who gets into a serious "relationship" with a stripper needs to have his head examined. I like OTC fun as much as the next guy, but you have to keep it business. I'm like Charlie Sheen on this one "I don't pay for sex, I pay for them to go away after."
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16 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
No question, fake.
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17 years ago
Money is not the factor that restricts my clubbing, it's finding the time. I haven't had buyer's remorse yet, but I definitely have had working-instead-of-clubbing remorse.
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17 years ago
I usually spend about $75/hr when I visit a club. So if I spend 2-3 hours I'll drop $200. I never spend extra for extras. They just seem to happen during the normal course of a multi-dance set.
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17 years ago
Just say no to butt implants.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/bad_butt_implants.jpg
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17 years ago
Nope. Our IT department says it's too flawed and crappy to use. So we still have XP pro on our PCs. The Macs, of course, run flawlessly.
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17 years ago
"mind-fucked"?? What's that? Where someone has some kind of supernatural power over you? Nope, never happened to me. Has a stripper ever flattered me? Hell yeah! Do I believe it? Hell no! Instead of "has a dancer ever mind fucked you?", how about rephrasing it to "are you gullible?".
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17 years ago
Yes, someone else has noticed.
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17 years ago
Yep, I forgot Detroit in my list. Or rather, Inkster.
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17 years ago
Not only is it a turnoff to get a list of "rules" before the start of a dance, it is insulting.
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17 years ago
Cities where I have experienced ITC "extras": Houston, Tucson, Greensboro, Fayetteville. No self-service required.
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17 years ago
Your approach is very reasonable, and the one I prefer when I am in a club. For a guy to just wave dismissively at you when you walk by is simply rude. I see nothing in your approach that warrants this kind of response from anyone, so I would simply chalk it up to the guy being an asshole.