Comments by zorro (page 4)

NOLA = New Orleans, LA

With all the porn available on the internet, from soft to hardcore, why pay for an anachronistic girly mag? I haven't seen an issue in years, but I suspect that the features and writing can't compete with dozens of other mags that are out there (Esquire, etc.)

Christy Canyon, 20 years ago.

I see, this is just a hypothetical situation to be contemplated by the rest of us. In that case, my original answer stands. In the future, if a limited budget is part of the hypothetical, that should be stated.

I am missing something here...Why do you have to choose? Do all three, then you will have RELIABLE INFORMATION and you will know which ones you want to see again. On a related note, am I the only one who finds these kinds of posts annoying? They give the impression that the original poster can't make a decision to save their lives, and it makes them look like a gonad-less pussy. I know these posts are mostly to get attention, but really guys, grow a pair and figure these things out on your own. It's not hard.

Detroit

Perhaps liek many others, this whole bailout mess has me confused and I don't know who to blame. I ran across a good description at this link: http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/18/diamond-and-kashyap-on-the-recent-financial-upheavals/ WARNING: This description was written by actual economists and contains no political spin. So if you prefer to have a politically based sense of outrage about this crisis, you will need to get your explanations from TV pundits who like to shout out misinformation.

Jimhalsted, I laughed out loud at that line "I think she really enjoyed the dance too". I don't care if the dancer enjoyed it or not, but if I read that line in any review I immediately think the reviewer is douche bag. My pet peeve is when I am trying to read the review and the guy is going on and on about the club layout or the fucking furniture. e.g. "When you walk in the door, the stage is on the left, and there is a small bar to the right, the chairs are red, blah blah blah". I have never walked into a club the first time and said to myself "Whoa, where the FUCK is the bar??? And red chairs??? Holy SHIT I did NOT expect THAT! Damn I wish someone had given me a floor plan before I walked in here."

Ahh I see, the map showing all the clubs is now at the bottom of the page instead of the top.

I have been to many conventional bars and many strip clubs. Inside a conventional bar, I have never ended up with my hands on a girls bare tits and her mouth on my cock. I guess I can see your wife's point.

Nice feature, thanks for including that. Before, you could see the list of clubs in a city and the map on the same page. Can we get that feature back? thanks, Zorro

Holy shit, do you guys ever over think stuff. When two women offer to fuck you at the same time, here's what you say: "Yes"

Dancers are people. Some people don't file taxes. Fucking rocket science.

I never feel bad about rejecting a dancer. If you let yourself get roped into being an exclusive customer for a dancer, you are going to miss out on a lot of potential fun. I have favorites, and I get dances from them, but if there is someone new I want to try, I do it, guilt-free. If your favorite pouts about it, great, maybe she'll try harder next time.

The only time I ever give a rat's ass about this situation is when I'm getting VIP dances and the girl has to leave. That pisses me off and she should stay. Another girl should cover for her, and if one is unavailable, tough shit, empty stage for a song. Maybe they should play pornos during gaps like these.

I think plastic surgeons are getting better at realistic breasts.

The numbers in a review mean little to me, except really low numbers are probably telling. Detailed descriptions are useful.

Real big tits are better than fake big tits. Case closed.

Does this kid have parents? Do they know he is asking you for advice? If not, please give me their number and I will warn them about this bizarre relationship you two are developing.

Lol, I just read the Pulp Fiction comment. Yes, that's what they did IN A MOVIE. So far, I have never experienced a wholesale robbery of any restaurant that I have been dining in. Despite the wisdom of the movie crooks, it is convenience stores and liquor stores that get robbed most often. I guess real crooks aren't as smart as Quentin Tarantino. Imagine my surprise...

It means your gay. Sorry ;-)

Guns? Don't own any. Never been interested in hunting, although I can certainly understand why people are into it. The people I know who own handguns for "self-protection" view the world as a dark, scary, and threatening place (NB: I'm not talking about YOU, I'm talking about people I know). I don't share their fear, so I don't feel the need to arm myself.

Tattoos look like crap.

I'm missing something here. After all that description, you ask "Would you go for it?". Based on your long history of wanting to fuck strippers, my question to you is "Why wouldn't YOU go for it?" She has agreed to go to dinner and take a bath with you (sorry, am now getting creeped out by a visual...*shiver*...ok, I'm back). What are you afraid of? That she will go psycho lesbo on you and cut off your dick?

I have been to both Phoenix and Tucson clubs. If what you are after are nice, clean clubs, hot dancers, reasonably priced lap dances with no extras and limited two-way contact, there is no point in driving to Tucson. Phoenix has many of those kinds of clubs (e.g. Phoenix Candy Store). If on the other hand you are looking for cheap lap dances with lots of two-way contact and more, Tucson is FAR better than Phoenix. But, based on your stated preferences, there is no reason for you to go to Tucson.