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Comments by maybeenuf4u

  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    mr_33
    Florida
    Why I'm dissapointed about the RI law change
    Thats too bad, I love the FL in PRI. Its like a shrine to strip clubs around the country. In my minmd it ranks up w/ Mons Venus in (is it Tampa, FL?) Baby Dolls in Dallas TX and Delilahs in Philly.
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    15 years ago
    mgkreb
    Tennessee
    Atlanta stripper beds Josh Duhamel?
    OK. I'm not sure what anyone can say. A young guy, about to get married, went to a strip club. So far so good. The guy's got some money, so he gets a little action. It happens. Fergie is pretty hot, but we know about women, they can change like the wind, & I'm sure shes a pushy diva, just based on what she does and where shes got.
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    17 years ago
    Wet pants
    I have a few times. The napkin in my pants works ok. The girls expect it. And encourage it. Thats why we go! A little embarrassing but I don't know why after just looking at 3 pages of posters.
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    17 years ago
    Book Guy
    I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
    How do you alphabetize TUSCL?
    I don't alphabetize it or pronounce it. I just remember it. Its easy to remember because its an acronym.
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    17 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    College student strippers: Myth or Reality?
    Theyre there, but not too many. I find many who are either paralegals, or re sales.
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Destination strippers?
    A little off topica, but when I'm in a new town for a couple of days, I'll scout out the area, and go to all the SCs in TUSCL. To find the best one. If the best is 90 minutes each way I've done it before. But thats cuz I was bored, and the club was good. Oh and they had nite paving going on. I never expected it. Sat in so much traffic!
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    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    How Much Does A Stripper Make?
    It seems to me as though the variables win out. Minnow. Whered you ever hear of 4 hour shifts? 8 to closing or 12-8 are the usual shifts I've scene. 8 hours. However after reading all the estimates given, I'd say $1000 a week would appear to be a good estimate based on my personal experience. I also saw that a good looking stripper couldnt get a prescription filled. Thats most likely cause shes got to buy the drug at retail. You know they don't have health insurance in most strip clubs. Which is another disadvantage to the profession. Bad spending probably accounts for most of the "poor" strippers. That or fat, ugly don't know how to do a ld.
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    17 years ago
    Monthly strip club spending
    It depends. I spend aprox. $200 per visit. If I'm away on business, then I could go 4-5 times per week. If I'm home, I just go oftern enough to keepo up my TUSCL subscription.
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    17 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Favorite lie to your SO when you are going out to a strip club.
    That sucks Doug. Tell her your goin to the casino pref w/ your buddies. Other times just stop off late afternoon, say there was traffic you decided to wait it out on the other side of the city. Do it when your out of town on business. Or take an afternoon off. The next level? Get pissed and leave... go to a sc. Drink beer! If you do it enough and she asks you where you went tell her you were just driving around, or needed a walk, your space. The next level? Don't tell her anything. Deny everything. Let her think just how horrible you are. Maybe if your lucky... Why do I bother! If you haven't seen the benefits of a little white lie to smooth things out, then your probably not going to use any of these tactics anyway.
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    17 years ago
    minnow
    Any place that interests me.
    Quickest Visit?
    I travel a lot, and I also check out new sc's in each new city. Ive become pretty good about figuring if I'll stay. Worst I was in Philly, at a local club. Centerfolds I think. Saw a couple of heffers. Had to wait a while for my drink, and my feet stuck on the floor. Nothing happening, so I was out. Didn't even have to finish. Never had a best quick leave. I like Doug's rationale, but way too analytical. You must be an algebra teacher in real life!
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    17 years ago
    maybeenuf4u
    Massachusetts
    What do you call that?
    Thanks for the info guys. I've had a few strippers rub their bare titties against my chest. If its warm enough I will take off my shirt for them. Its especially nice during a ld!
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    18 years ago
    HarleyKing
    Florida
    YOUR policy on extras?
    I'm up for most anything, from a grind off to a hand job. Tho I also am not a wealthy man. Limited funds mean that extras are rare. But I like the comment that said something like if I ned a condom then its best done in my room!
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    18 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Last time you got a bad lap dance...
    I was in RI, the girl was hot, but I think she was on something, she started sweating, (really bad, so when I'd run my hand over her, it got soaked) She was also always moving, I couldnt wait for the song to end.
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    18 years ago
    maybeenuf4u
    Massachusetts
    Large breasted strippers
    you know I had an older stripper ld me in lv, Lacey Pleasure, as I recall, at the OG, now she had the kind of breasts I like, (> DDD!) and I gotta tell yeh, its a highlight of my sc career, I'm looking to repeat ASAP! Where can I find em other then LV?
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    18 years ago
    Here is a quote apparently written by a stripper - PLEASE COMMENT
    F*ck self esteem. The way I see it, a strippers a better deal then a wife! A wife costs way more and still bitches, complains, not to mention +20 yrs. Its really simple: Give me free time, a car and $$$ and I can enjoy myself. Ill spend my money any dam way i please. I dont think Ive got low self esteem. But if your worried about it, you probably do... bad.
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    18 years ago
    Do you ASK strippers if they will MAKE YOU CUM during a lap dance?
    No. And many times I dont at the club.
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    17 years ago
    DougS
    Florida
    Germs in a Strip Club?! Huh?!
    you guys have got to be crazy! Look if a girl is coughing or something, I'd avoid her if poss, but Ive been in about 500 clubs all over the country, & ive never caught a thing. I mean listen, I wash my hands, before and after going to the club, and usually brush teeth too, but thats for me and the girls. Heyy you can catch a cold anywhere if you dont practice basic hygiene. I dont know about STD's though.
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    17 years ago
    shyguy103
    Colorado
    older or younger
    totally agree w/ bones7599. You must have studied hard for this test! I know I did!
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    A boob review: Real vs. fake...
    I like the feel of a real DD, but I think the look of a fake DD is better. Most girls w/ nat DD's tend to have wider asses. See I like huge titties on a nice tight butt. My wife also got D's and if you get a good dr, they feel almost real, because of where the implant is placed. Have to go under the muscle. I also appreciate other sizes, AS ARE MOST YOUNGER NEWER GIRLS, I agree. But if a girls got nothing, I'm thinking no ld. (B or <)
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    What would it take for you to rate a club a 10?
    Huh I went back and checked my reviews, and found that most of the times I rated a 10, I got off! I also noted how my reviews have changed thru the years. I now rate pretty consistently. Its been a while since Ive had a 10. But spring is comin, and I'll be going to providence, and springfield (MA!) You gotta love the Mardigras!!!
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    What would it take for you to rate a club a 10?
    Huh I went back and checked my reviews, and found that most of the times I rated a 10, I got off! I also noted how my reviews have changed thru the years. I now rate pretty consistently. Its been a while since Ive had a 10. But spring is comin, and I'll be going to providence, and springfield (MA!) You gotta love the Mardigras!!!
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Best ways to butter up a stripper?
    I don't think Ive seen this one. I try to think of a movie star they look like, if possible. Then tell them. They do seem to like that, and its def original. Otherwise, try this. Stare into her eyes while shes showing you her cookie. It freaks some out, but then tell them they have beautiful eyes. Both seem to work pretty well.
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    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    What would it take for you to rate a club a 10?
    Sorry it took so long to get back to this discussion, but my computer was down. The Mardi Gras is a club in Springfield Ma. It was a great club the last time I was there. Theyve got a weird shaped bar, that is odd, but they also have got Keeno, as well as TV's in one room, and the weird bar in the next room. Both large. Reasonable drinks and RI LDs in MA. And they HAD some great talent. This one girl, got a littler drunk cause I bought her a shot, we did a couple of lds and she took care oif business. Oh and the ld room is stacked w/ old leather couches, and its dark enuf (& comfy too!) so you can really enjoy. IMHO its the best club in MA. See MA has no contact rules for lds, but the girls dont care! Oh and last I chec ked the lds were $20. I've got to get back there soon, but its the same distance frotm my house as Providence RI, and so most times RI wins. Usually I only go when Ive got business in Springfield or west of same. I'll review the next time I get there!
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    19 years ago
    Do you agree with this or not?
    No. And don't let anyone tell me there gf doesn't like it blah blah blah. Strip clubs are for men, primarily. They are for entertainment, enjoyment, fantasizing. Every time I "fall in love" w/ a stripper, it wears off by the time I'm home, except maybe for a spank or 2. What my gf thinks of it does not matter.
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    19 years ago
    GasPedalJoe
    Washington
    Managing Completion
    I've always found that Dockers w/ jockey shorts are fine. Lets be serious, if a guy is looking at your pants theres something wrong w/ him, not you. Completion is great if you can get it, but I've only had it happen to me twice. Been to hundreds of clubs. Many great lds, while completion is necc, I don't always want it then. Besides then you feel like a dweeb, anyway. But I've heard that some guys use a rubber. The few times I was worried about it, I put a napkin in my jockeys to contain the pre... it worked OK. You just go to the BR and discreetly dispose of it. I don't do this all the time though.