Reviews by Book Guy

I've reviewed this club many times in the past and little has changed. This is in my opinion the best club in NOLa, though it's not really up to the standards of most adult-entertainment cities…

Tons of attractive women at this club, and more are always rotating in. The word has gotten out among the gals that this is the place where the hottest girls work. In fact, several girls…

Have had a few bad experiences here, though I had high hopes given the recent improved reviews. I keep dropping in and hoping for a better time, and I'll write a review if I do…

It's the week AFTER Mardi Gras here in New Orleans but the tourists haven't all left. Penthouse scheduled this week for the "Golden G String" awards. I should have stayed home. For the price of…

I visit Visions regularly but have not reviewed it in about eight months, so I thought I'd give a nice long description. Most things have changed very little over that time. (This review is listed…

Lots of hot women, most of them "almost stunning", though not any of them up to "true Vegas showgirl" standards. Very classy building, with excellent facilities, several bars, top-notch bartenders, very hot staff (who DO…

Well, Scores is doing more and more poorly, lately. There seem to be congregating here some dancers who are really close to the edge of too old or unattractive to be dancing, and they're making…

Dropped in here a couple of times, enjoyed the mood and attitude, but I have to admit that the number of attractive and available women was really somewhat limited. I'd have to say that only…

I've become annoyingly regular at this place, and I don't dislike it. It now has (in my personal pantheon) a new rival, in that Penthouse offers an excellent high-mileage deal in its 20-minutes $100 lap-dance…

THIS PLACE ROCKS on a weekend night! Wow, I was amazed at what I experienced on Friday evening, from about 7 until about ... oh you know, dawn or so? It was knee-deep in firm…

Bit of a freaky experience, this club. It's almost right-next-door to one of my more preferred Bourbon Street clubs (Scores, see reviews at that page) and, as I understand it, both clubs (and a few…

It's been about five months since I reviewed this place, but not much seems to have changed, really. I've been dropping in, on and off, in the intervening time. I'd have to say that right…

On a weeknight late in January or early in February, about two or three weeks before Mardi Gras, I found myself with time and money to kill, and I was getting tired of the usual…

I was pleasantly surprised by what I experienced here, in terms of women, recently during a weekday day-shift. And I was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED by the physical facilities of the building itself. So, the women were hotter…

Have been back to my old haunt, Scores, a few times in the last few weeks during the holidays. It had sort of slipped from my preferences for about a year, and I've become annoyingly…

I'm combining several past visits into this one review, so the numbers and stats that I've posted via the drop-down menus in the review-entry fields are my own subjective averages of all those experiences combined.…

Lots of girls waggling about, at this typical "African-American shake joint." There are cubicles, and the right girl can make your night very enjoyable for a reasonable price. However, on a high-volume night like Saturday…

Haven't reviewed Visions in a while. Little has changed -- still the "best" place to go in New Orleans, although it is still rather restrictive relative to many other cities, and although it has…

This is "where the locals go" in New Orleans, and therefore has the highest percentage of non-tourists among the clientele of about any NOLa strip club. I like that there is a neighborhood feel (even…

Well, Scores goes up and down. The clubs in the French Quarter are always a hit-or-miss proposition. Scores is still opening later than most clubs, which may be a good idea, because it shows that…

Lots of hot ladies here, as always. The Visions crowd of clients is mostly locals, white businessmen and contractors and construction workers, the "where y'at" crowd; some Hispanic laborers, and college frat boys, but not…

This is a place where you can spend a lot of money to accomplish what can be done outside the French Quarter for a lot less money. But it's still fun to drop in on…

Had the pleasure of re-visiting Jazzy (Jasmine) the Latina (Honduras?) with wonderful natural titties. She'll make sure you're satisfied. Had the pain of meeting (as mentioned in a previous review) Venus. She'll make sure you…

Warning to the buds at TUSCL. Although I've recently reviewed this club, I thought it prudent to mention something else for everyone's benefit: there probably have been changes at Passions since that last review after…

The tale of the seventeen dollar drink. Yes, $17. I drop in here, time to time, because the line-up of girls is generally young, skinny, unenhanced looking -- these are the visual body types I…