I was pleasantly surprised by what...

I was pleasantly surprised by what I experienced here, in terms of women, recently during a weekday day-shift. And I was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED by the physical facilities of the building itself.

So, the women were hotter than I had hoped, with a few long lean African-American women with perky natural non-childbirth tits (meaning, no saggies!) and all with whom I spoke were surprisingly and endearingly articulate and intelligent (meaning, no ghetto attitude! no crass slang or uneducated stupidity!). I was happy with that. Furthermore, up until 7 pm, there is a 2-for-1 deal on private dances, which take place in one of several back 'cabana' rooms (actually along the old slave quarters of this historic building, if you are familiar with early NOLa architecture). The location was 100% private and secure and I'm sure that, with the right girl, delights may be had. For a price. Drinks were also 2-for-1 during that time frame. You should double-check by calling, to determine whether those specials were on, but for a no-cover cost, the dances were definitely the best deal on Bourbon. What few I enjoyed were full contact, normal "Tampa style" straddle and hands-on (for me and her), though no clothing of mine was removed, and I didn't try to get any further than that. Good deal relative to other NOLa options, at a straight $40 for roughly 8 minutes of play-time.

But what the FFFF is wrong with the building? The restroom stunk to high heavens, as though there were no guarding pipe between the open sewer and the air that I had to breathe. The main room was very musty, in a stinky moldy "isn't necessarily hygienic" sort of way. The carpet at the back door is literally sticky, so much that your shoes get tugged away from your feet. The tables weren't bussed, the ashtrays remained full all night, the walls are peeling and dripping ... yick. I wouldn't set down a nice jacket near the carpet, it might get eaten. This place is a bigger club than (almost next door) Scores, which (as I understand it) is owned by the same outfit. Why don't they close and then fix up the this bigger place for the Scores ladies, and send the middle-tier girls from Lipstixx down the block a bit to the current Scores location? I guess they don't want to spend the cash right now. But wow what a disgusting pit ...