Reviews

Got myself into this place a few more times since my latest review. Still the same story. The cubicles are definitely high-mileage, and with the right girl you can get whatever you want, although…

Costs a bit more, and it's worth it! I've had private experiences with Penelope, Alena, and Carmen, and they all know how to be personable in just the right way. The mixed drinks generally run…

I'm a little concerned over recent developments here. I'm going to lower my rating a little bit. Though many of the girls are fairly to extremely hot -- 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s only -- a…

Visions is where the locals go in New Orleans. You'll have to drive well out of downtown (probably a $20 cab ride?) to the intersection of Downman Road and Chef Menteur Highway (aka Gentilly Road…

Went back to Scores a few times recently, enjoyed it as much as before. They're already having a few problems with the layout -- not enough lap dance space downstairs, too much high-end space upstairs…

OK, I took the risk and visited Passions. I had a good time. It wasn't really a risk at all. I was there on a weekday from 10:30 pm to 1 am, roughly. It's on…

I was the one who submitted the info to add this club to the database, so I guess I'll be the first to review it, as well. This review concerns the overall fixtures, arrangements, and…

This is among New Orleans's better clubs, perhaps number two to Barely Legal. The girls here are very hot, and the amenities and the service make Penthouse among the decent clubs to go to in…

The girls are still the hottest among the French Quarter clubs here at Barely Legal. The lappers are still rather tame by national standards -- I don't think you'll find any girl who's willing to…

There are a lot of clubs right along Bourbon, and this is one of the weaker ones. They have black dudes wearing red-and-black country-western outfits working as waiters and doormen, I found that offputting. And…

Had some DREADFUL experiences at Visions lately. I'm dropping them out of my pantheon of recommended New Orleans clubs. Not sure what's going on. Seems that the scammers and hustlers are congregating here, whereas the…

Well, I had a better time here than at Barely Legal recently, but that's not saying much. I wouldn't go to any of the Bourbon Street clubs except that I can so easily get a…