Reviews by Book Guy

Back up again, in my estimation. I drop by every now and again -- was insulted by the house mom who called me a 'regular' so I guess I'm there often enough to get noticed.…

The tale of the seventeen dollar drink. Yes, $17. I drop in here, time to time, because the line-up of girls is generally young, skinny, unenhanced looking -- these are the visual body types I…

Got in for a Sunday afternoon on a recent weekend trip to Houston. Very very very few girls were working, though I did find two who would fill the bill by providing the type of…

Interesting place. Some very hot women, and a lot of young-adult couples and groups attending as customers. But the contact is limited. The back room (not the extremely expensive "private" room, just the lapper-room) was…

Another bad experience at Visions. As a girl walked the bar and got to my position, she decided she needed to move my stuff out from in front of me for her to dance adequately.…

Surprised myself by visiting this dive-of-a-club, a classic New Orleans joint. The mannequin's legs swinging in and out of the front window, have been since about 1976. The set-up is cruddy, with rickety chairs and…

Had a decent time here recently. It's still VERY smoky, but I guess if you're willing to brave the oxygen-free zones then you'll probably enjoy yourself. Lappers available for $20 per song in the "public"…

This place is starting to lose some of its appeal for me. Whereas it was initially a "high class" place, in which many of the details were carefully taken care of even if there wasn't…

Recently remodeled, means that there is a nice dark corner on the downstairs floor for privates. I have experienced decent contact and now it's nice that you don't have to take a "full half hour"…

Another below-average experience here (and I note that the respondents who disagree have only ever reviewed one ... ahem ... exactly ONE club in their entire membership history) recently. I drop in from time to…

Got myself into this place a few more times since my latest review. Still the same story. The cubicles are definitely high-mileage, and with the right girl you can get whatever you want, although…

Costs a bit more, and it's worth it! I've had private experiences with Penelope, Alena, and Carmen, and they all know how to be personable in just the right way. The mixed drinks generally run…

I'm a little concerned over recent developments here. I'm going to lower my rating a little bit. Though many of the girls are fairly to extremely hot -- 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s only -- a…

Visions is where the locals go in New Orleans. You'll have to drive well out of downtown (probably a $20 cab ride?) to the intersection of Downman Road and Chef Menteur Highway (aka Gentilly Road…

Went back to Scores a few times recently, enjoyed it as much as before. They're already having a few problems with the layout -- not enough lap dance space downstairs, too much high-end space upstairs…

OK, I took the risk and visited Passions. I had a good time. It wasn't really a risk at all. I was there on a weekday from 10:30 pm to 1 am, roughly. It's on…

I was the one who submitted the info to add this club to the database, so I guess I'll be the first to review it, as well. This review concerns the overall fixtures, arrangements, and…

This is among New Orleans's better clubs, perhaps number two to Barely Legal. The girls here are very hot, and the amenities and the service make Penthouse among the decent clubs to go to in…

The girls are still the hottest among the French Quarter clubs here at Barely Legal. The lappers are still rather tame by national standards -- I don't think you'll find any girl who's willing to…

There are a lot of clubs right along Bourbon, and this is one of the weaker ones. They have black dudes wearing red-and-black country-western outfits working as waiters and doormen, I found that offputting. And…

Had some DREADFUL experiences at Visions lately. I'm dropping them out of my pantheon of recommended New Orleans clubs. Not sure what's going on. Seems that the scammers and hustlers are congregating here, whereas the…

Well, I had a better time here than at Barely Legal recently, but that's not saying much. I wouldn't go to any of the Bourbon Street clubs except that I can so easily get a…

Well, the girls are still good-looking. (I bet the previous reviewer simply arrived on an off-night.) In general, there are eight or more extremely attractive, natural, small girls working here. They play pop and pop-rock,…

Lots of super-hotties congregating at Barely Legal. I had been to Bewitched (see review) and was happy to see the upgrade was still the case. Moving slightly down the block, but very much up the…

I was pleasantly surprised by this (otherwise) dreadful place. I had a fun chat with a dude distributing free-entry cards along Bourbon St. (Hint: NEVER pay cover on Bourbon except at prime time. There are…