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4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, LA 70126
I'm going to have to start...
I'm going to have to start agreeing with Frisky69, that this place isn't as good as the French Quarter clubs any more. The more attractive girls are gravitating toward the money, and evidently locals haven't…
Feb 4, 2007, 1:48 PM
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, LA 70126
This is probably (and unfortunately) the...
This is probably (and unfortunately) the best club in New Orleans. But that's not saying much.
Visions is definitely better than the French Quarter "clean" clubs, and although there are very few (or no!) "extra" services…
Jan 7, 2007, 7:07 AM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club
423 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
This is the most enjoyable of...
This is the most enjoyable of all the French Quarter clubs, for me. It's low-key and nicely relaxed, but the prices are astronomical compared to the rest of the country. If you're in New Orleans…
Nov 23, 2006, 5:22 PM
Christie's Cabaret
3659 S Mendenhall Rd
Memphis, TN 38115
Not impressed. Daytime and nighttime, the...
Not impressed. Daytime and nighttime, the selection is limited at best. I guess I could have hit this club on bad days, but I'm not finding it a reliable resource for attractive women. The setting…
Nov 5, 2006, 4:55 AM
Babes Show Club
1100 S West St
Jackson, MS 39201
Things aren't stellar here, though they're...
Things aren't stellar here, though they're decent. I enjoy sitting about and not doing much and this club allows you to do that. The women are sub-par, really-- many shouldn't be stripping at all, and…
Nov 5, 2006, 4:53 AM
Jet Strip
3054 Democrat Rd, Memphis, TN 38118, USA*
Yup, same story, ninety-ninth verse. I...
Yup, same story, ninety-ninth verse. I can confirm high availability of extras here. The girls aren't all THAT hot, but they're hot enough. As a pale-face, I feel a bit out of place here, and…
Nov 5, 2006, 4:45 AM
Danny's Cabaret
995 S West St
Jackson, MS 39201
This place has really hit the...
This place has really hit the skids. The air conditioner has been broken for about four weeks, although they're still advertising that they're doing business as usual. This is Jackson, Mississippi, in August, people! The…
Aug 11, 2006, 6:24 AM
Babes Show Club
1100 S West St
Jackson, MS 39201
Have had a decent, almost enjoyable,...
Have had a decent, almost enjoyable, time at Jackson's best club on a few occasions recently, but I have to say that although this club certainly outstrips its competition down the block, it's still a…
Aug 11, 2006, 6:22 AM
Christie's Cabaret
3659 S Mendenhall Rd
Memphis, TN 38115
I've had a few disappointing times...
I've had a few disappointing times here recently. Although the interior of this club is really superior relative to most other clubs in Memphis, I've found that the dancers are sub-par in the attitude and…
Aug 3, 2006, 9:56 AM
Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, LA 70126
This is effectively the only club...
This is effectively the only club outside the French Quarter that is worth going to in New Orleans. It used to be that there were a few out in New Orleans East (I wish Roxbury…
Jul 14, 2006, 2:57 AM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
225 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
This is one of the Hustler...
This is one of the Hustler clubs in the French Quarter, and each has a different "style." The Hustler clubs in New Orleans claim to offer a certain niche of girls, so go to the…
Jul 14, 2006, 2:56 AM
Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club
423 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
The Hustler clubs in New Orleans...
The Hustler clubs in New Orleans claim to offer a certain niche of girls, so go to the one that fits your personal style. Deja Vu is a "honky tonk" down-home feel. Hustler prime (Larry…
Jul 14, 2006, 2:56 AM
327 club
327 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Visited Temptations on a weekend and...
Visited Temptations on a weekend and on a weekday night recently. The interior of the club is very plush and nice, like a turn-of-the-century sitting room, red velvet and overstuffed chairs. I like that. There…
Jul 14, 2006, 2:52 AM
Dixie Divas
539 Iberville St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA*
This is the only one of...
This is the only one of the "dirty" clubs still open after Katrina (the storm, not the stripper). Artist Cafe, La Mieux, Frolics, all used to offer possibility of extras, as does Dixie Divas and,…
Jul 14, 2006, 2:51 AM
Rick's Cabaret
315 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
This is a typical French Quarter...
This is a typical French Quarter club, in that there are some attractive women, some that are just "average", and a lot of very nice accoutrements. The setting is plush and highly mirrored, the drinks…
Jul 14, 2006, 2:51 AM
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, LA 70130
This is probably the best of...
This is probably the best of the French Quarter clubs (though Visions, out East, is better than all the FQ). Penthouse is just off Bourbon on Iberville, which is one block from Canal where your…
Jul 14, 2006, 2:50 AM
Gold Club
777 N White Station Rd
Memphis, TN 38122
Good little club. Every major city...
Good little club. Every major city has a "strip" or designated area of strip-clubs, usually near the airport or the railroad lands, where most of the strip clubs are located. And many major cities ALSO…
Jun 12, 2006, 9:33 AM
Jet Strip
3054 Democrat Rd, Memphis, TN 38118, USA*
Dropped by Sunday night. There were...
Dropped by Sunday night. There were people in the parking lot and the "open" light was on, but no cars around and nobody in the club. I guess it was an off-night. This place hasn't…
Jun 12, 2006, 9:32 AM
Pure Passion
1849 E Brooks Rd
Memphis, TN 38116
Had a good time at this...
Had a good time at this primarily African-American club on a Saturday night. Girls were coming up to me and soliciting dances, were good at conversing and warming me up before we went back to…
Jun 12, 2006, 9:32 AM
Babes of Babylon
3190 Josibpet Ln, Memphis, TN 38116, USA*
Dropped in to this pit on...
Dropped in to this pit on Saturday night, and found out that the old tired bags who dance here haven't improved in quality though they have rotated through to another generation of girls. The place…
Jun 12, 2006, 9:29 AM
Jet Strip
3054 Democrat Rd, Memphis, TN 38118, USA*
Well, I'm glad the club is...
Well, I'm glad the club is re-opened, and they've glitzed up the inside a little bit and made it a bit more solid construction. The private room is now a long hallway, secluded from the…
Apr 26, 2006, 2:54 AM
Christie's Cabaret
3659 S Mendenhall Rd
Memphis, TN 38115
Had a delightful time at Christie's...
Had a delightful time at Christie's on a Saturday night, prime time. It was oddly underpopulated for prime-time, with mostly non-spending day-laborer appearing dudes, lots of Hispanic guys (no problem from me, but they were…
Apr 26, 2006, 2:50 AM
Babes Show Club
1100 S West St
Jackson, MS 39201
Well, it's the best that Jackson...
Well, it's the best that Jackson has to offer, but that's not saying much. Centerfolds and Girls of Paradise in Jackson were recently closed for odd trumped up violations of non-existent laws; Babes therefore is…
Mar 10, 2006, 11:12 PM
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
A second monger's trip to Houston,...
A second monger's trip to Houston, about a month ago, revealed Centerfolds at about the same as previous report. I didn't really book much time there, I was too busy cramming many other trips elsewhere…
Mar 10, 2006, 11:10 PM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
I traipsed through Treasures a few...
I traipsed through Treasures a few times on a recent weekend monger's trip to Houston. Once to determine if my theory, as purpoted on the Gold Cup page, was correct, that the hotties had all…
Mar 10, 2006, 11:09 PM
















