A.C.T. Reviews . . .

You do know that there is a whole review section to TUSCL don't you?

This is some type of parody right? ;)

First, I don't think the founder wants tiny reviews. Second, if the same reviewer submits multiple reviews for the same club . . . let's put it this way: I like my kneecaps. :) Third, these clubs are in fairly close proximity to each other and I wanted to do a side by side comparison since I visited all 3 clubs on the same day. Fourth, I'd be forced to give a dreaded number rating; the emotional equivalent of having ones fingernails ripped out. Fifth and finally, I'd risk shadowcat calling me kyle1111!

BTW, I visited Angels on Monday around 2 PM and parking wasn't a problem at all. :) There were a good number of girls desperate for dances. A little more than 2/3's were blubber blobs. The remaining girls were for the most part just fair.

Tuesday at Angels was flood city early afternoon, but the dancers weren't bad at all. But, I was too worried about somehow driving home in blinding rain and flooded streets and dead traffic signals.

Wednesday between 3PM and 6PM @ Coco's there were lots of pretty dancers and a good number of customers buying dances. A definite Two Thumbs Up!

Wednesday between 9PM and 10PM @ The Trap there were a fair number of poor quality dancers. Customers seemed eager to tip. I was bored to tears.

Visited Angels around 1 PM today. The club was dead. Managed to piss off a dancer that I've known for about 3 years. She said she'd had enough and quit on me after only 2 1/2 dances. She seemed torn between crying and chewing me out and settled on storming away. At least she stayed long enough to demand and get her money.

Visited Secrets from about 3 PM to 10 PM today. The quality was so poor early that I was walking out the door and the lady bartender (a huge black blimp, very sweet person, btw) says please don't go, just be a little more patient. Then she wanted to get me some blubber blob in back (she thought the other dancer weren't big enough for me! they were plenty big, not Angels big, but big). So anyway she is stunned when I tell her I want small. She shakes her head and says what are you going to do with small? I said keep my bones from being pulverized. She gives me a blank look. I say CRUSHED. I'm an old man and bones will be crushed by a big dancer. She is shaking her head and says she will find me a small dancer. And, she did! More than 1. :) I was there till almost 10 PM and had a fantastic time. It is tough to be patient, but sometimes it pays.

Almost forgot. Monday night Angels. I meet an extremely young hot dancer that I know from Coco's. She is thrilled to see me and I'm thrilled to see her, but shocked to see her at Angels because Angels is more down and out. Anyway, she says Coco's is higher class but the money is now at Angels so she felt she didn't have much of a choice. She was shocked to see me because she thought I was higher class than Angels. I said NO WAY, Angels is like my home. She laughs and says at least I know there is one nice person at Angels, I was really afraid to work here! Bought a bunch of dances and she is giving me excellent GFE to the point I'm thinking she is one hell of an actress or she's for real. Then she starts asking me if I would date a black girl for a real relationship. I say HELL NO! This upsets her and I should had been more tactful. Now she wants to know why black girls aren't good enough to date! I explain that I don't date white girls either. So then she asks if I'm gay! I say why would I be in a strip club if I'm gay? She says to experiment and that gay is normal. I say whatever. Then she invites me to the Dominican Republic and says the ticket is free and the rent is free (her family has a home there), but she wants me to pay for restaurants and movies and food for her family. I decline and that is the end of the GFE. :(