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Review submitted for Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club currently listed as . . .

jablake

PLEASE READ REVIEW and forget about my number ratings.

This club has had about 7 names in the last 10 years; currently TUSCL has it listed as Club Passions. It is now called Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club. The phone number on the little advertising post card is 305-836-1525; it advertises a free lunch Monday thru Friday between 2 PM and 5 PM.

I showed up around 9:30 PM and fortunately the tiny parking lot isn't full. After entering the club, I pay $3 to park and $5 cover plus requested tip adding another $1.

The club is medium sized to a little small. My first impression as I'm walking in is that it is too upscale for my tastes; a waitress tries to seat me or tells me I have the option to go to the bar. I go to the small bar against the east wall and order a Bud Light for $5.50 plus an additional $1 tip. There is an identical small bar on west wall, but there wasn't a bartender. Also along the east wall is the main stage, a raised square, with the DJ booth at the end against the wall. On the north end is The Vip Room which is where lap dances are offered; northwest end the Champagne Room was being renovated and was unavailable; on the south end the small pool table room was being used as a Champagne Room. :( It used to be fun to shoot pool with the dancers and others in semi-privacy.

My first impression was that there was plenty of blubber. Everywhere I looked the dancers had plenty of pounds, but at least most were short: Mini-Whales. This huge latin white WHALE immediately makes a bee line for me. Very friendly and she offers to sit and talk. I decline her generous offer because I'm NOT attracted to WHALES. This is a Latin club and not only where the customer practically all Latins it seemed like all the dancers were as well.

Later a bunch of really short dancers arrived and they looked a hell of a lot better than the Mini-Whales and WHALES. It seemed like to work at this club a dancer had to be white or very light skin. As I was leaving a very dark black dancer entered the club. The number of dancers to customers was excellent; seemed like around 40 dancers and about 20 customers. Best of all it didn't seem like the dancers were hiding in the dressing room. :) For my tastes there was only one small dancer who would rate super hot, but she kept her clothing on.

Prices: Table dances are $10 and are given in the main club area; Lap dances are $25 and are given in The Vip Room; Champagne Room is $50 per half hour and whatever deal you negotiate with the dancer. In addition to the other prices I've mentioned after the dancers complete their set on the main stage generally she will go around the club looking for a tip (I give a $1).

When this was Club Passions, a $5 club, it was a 10 rating every which way---from contact to quality of the girls. I didn't meet any dancers that I know from other clubs or from prior visits. I ended up leaving after about an hour and headed for Club Cat (formerly VIP Club) on NW 79th Street just about a block west of NW 7th Avenue.

Bottom line is that if you like light skin Latin dancers and don't mind paying the money, then this is a club you may really like. I'll stay with the down and dirty $5 clubs. :)