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I want to hear lopaw's take on this video. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3384443/Lesbians-touch-penis-time-brilliant-video-sees-compare-warm-Play-Doh-old-hotdog.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 17

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Man fitted with bionic penis will finally lose his virginity aged 43 to £200-an-

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-fitted-bionic-penis-finally-7110225?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Naked escorts chase gunmen through Atlanta hotel.

ATLANTA -- A bizarre turn of events ended with two naked escorts chasing gunmen through a Buckhead hotel Saturday. 11Alive has learned that the men posed as potential clients and one of the men talked prices with the women for about…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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4 police departments respond to strip club gun fire.

A 33-year-old Milwaukee man was arrested early Friday morning, accused of firing a gun inside of Heart Breakers Gentlemen's Club in West Allis. Police responded to a report of a firearm being discharged at the strip club, which is in the…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Chicken dancer?

I arrived at Follies today 30 minutes before the official opening. As soon as I got settled in I saw a dancer that I was pretty sure had worked there in the past and that I had had some good…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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Why your penis has no bone?

A biblical scholar has suggested that due to an unfortunate mistranslation in the Bible, God did not create Eve from Adam’s rib but rather from his penis. Needless to say, several historical purists are up in – arms. Professor Ziony Zevit…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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Do cover charges piss you off?

A Louisiana woman in Willimantic visiting family for the holidays didn't want to pay a cover charge a strip club, so she returned with a baseball bat and bashed property with it inside the club, police said. Shantel Jones, 28, got…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 14

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What is the best brand of penis pump? :)

ST. PAUL, Minn. (KMSP) - A man fled from a St. Paul adult sex shop Wednesday night after pointing a pistol at a clerk's head demanding a working penis pump, the Pioneer Press reports. Police say he remains at…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 6

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The girl next door

One member recently said that a girl with huge "Ds" was the epitome of the girl next door. I know we all have different tastes but to me that would be more like the epitome of a "B" porno actress. When…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Floriduh of course.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A Florida woman was arrested after police said she attacked her husband for passing gas one too many times. According to a police report, around 3:30 a.m. Dec. 11, an officer responded to a domestic battery…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 5

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Cleveland 2AMer

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Cleveland police are investigating an attempted robbery and shooting outside a West Side strip club that left a man injured. Gunfire erupted about 2:30 a.m. Monday in the parking lot of Secrets Gentlemen's Club on Brookpark Road in…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 15

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No white Christmas for Atlanta

Just looked at the forecast for Christmas day. A high of 75 and a low of 62. No complaints from me. :)

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 15

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Ft. Lauderdale 2AMer

Police are searching for a gunman after a person was shot Saturday at a Fort Lauderdale strip club. At least 13 Fort Lauderdale Police cars responded to the shooting at Boardwalk, a club featuring male dancers, at 10:07 p.m. near North…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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Toledo 2AMer

An unidentified patron outside a North Toledo strip club was shot in the leg early Saturday in what city police said might have been an accident. According to a police statement, the man was in a large crowd of people outside…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2

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Where else butt Floriduh?

Buying a butt plug might be embarrassing, but is it not worse to be caught shoplifting one? Christopher Masters, 33, was arrested Dec. 10 after a manager at a Spencer's Gifts store in Vero Beach, Florida, reported seeing him stick two…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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2AMer near Charleston WV at a closed? strip club.

One man is dead following what appears to have been a “violent incident” Friday night at a Jefferson strip club, according to a press release from the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Office. The man, whose name has not been released, was found…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4

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How much stuff can you cram into a pussy?

DECEMBER 11--An Alaska woman appears to have set the record for the amount of counterfeit currency and narcotics hidden inside body orifices, according to court records. Fairbanks police were dispatched last month to an adult novelty store after a clerk called…

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Just for you big tit lovers.

http://www.xnxx.com/video255197/three_tits

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 6

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She forgot to mention going to strip clubs. :)

She doesn't expect it to pass, but a South Carolina lawmaker has introduced legislation to force men to jump through the same hoops to get Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs as women do to gain access to abortion services. South…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 13

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"I tripped and my dick accidentally wound up in her vagina".

A MILLIONAIRE businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell. Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was initially accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a couch at his…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 14

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Orlando 2AMer

A security guard shot a man in the parking lot of a strip club on South Orange Blossom Trail early Wednesday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office. It happened shortly after 1 a.m. at the Stars Gentleman's Club, 5581 S.…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2

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Is this next for strip clubs?

http://e27.co/video-watch-drones-make-nude-dance-bit-pc-20151215/

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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Brooklyn Ill 2Amer

BROOKLYN, Ill. (AP) — An eastern Missouri man has been fatally shot outside a strip club in southwestern Illinois. The Belleville News-Democrat reports (http://bit.ly/1NsanTp ) that 29-year-old Salahudin Malik Robbins of Berkeley, Missouri, was shot and killed in the parking lot…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 11

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What female would you like to see on the $10 bill?

http://abc27.com/2015/12/13/woman-will-not-be-face-of-10-until-at-least-next-year/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX (KSAZ) - One man has been killed and another was injured in an overnight shooting at a valley gentlemen's club. The Phoenix Police Department tells Fox 10 that the shooting happened at the Essex Gentlemen's Club near 43rd Avenue and…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2
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