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How much stuff can you cram into a pussy?

DECEMBER 11--An Alaska woman appears to have set the record for the amount of counterfeit currency and narcotics hidden inside body orifices, according to court records. Fairbanks police were dispatched last month to an adult novelty store after a clerk called…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 34 28

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Just for you big tit lovers.

http://www.xnxx.com/video255197/three_tits

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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She forgot to mention going to strip clubs. :)

She doesn't expect it to pass, but a South Carolina lawmaker has introduced legislation to force men to jump through the same hoops to get Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs as women do to gain access to abortion services. South…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 13

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"I tripped and my dick accidentally wound up in her vagina".

A MILLIONAIRE businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell. Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was initially accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on a couch at his…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 14

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Orlando 2AMer

A security guard shot a man in the parking lot of a strip club on South Orange Blossom Trail early Wednesday, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office. It happened shortly after 1 a.m. at the Stars Gentleman's Club, 5581 S.…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 2

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Is this next for strip clubs?

http://e27.co/video-watch-drones-make-nude-dance-bit-pc-20151215/

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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Brooklyn Ill 2Amer

BROOKLYN, Ill. (AP) — An eastern Missouri man has been fatally shot outside a strip club in southwestern Illinois. The Belleville News-Democrat reports (http://bit.ly/1NsanTp ) that 29-year-old Salahudin Malik Robbins of Berkeley, Missouri, was shot and killed in the parking lot…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 11

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What female would you like to see on the $10 bill?

http://abc27.com/2015/12/13/woman-will-not-be-face-of-10-until-at-least-next-year/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 17

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX (KSAZ) - One man has been killed and another was injured in an overnight shooting at a valley gentlemen's club. The Phoenix Police Department tells Fox 10 that the shooting happened at the Essex Gentlemen's Club near 43rd Avenue and…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 2

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I haven't seen this at Follies yet.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctor-issues-health-warning-after-6979735?ICID=ref_fark

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 9

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explain this to your wife.

http://nypost.com/2015/12/09/one-crazy-night-at-the-strip-club-cost-this-guy-his-600k-watch/

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 12

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Party time in Floriduh.

NAPLES (FOX 13) - The Florida Highway Patrol says a man was caught naked, going 110 miles an hour and driving drunk with three female passengers. Troopers in Collier County say, at 3 in the afternoon Saturday, they started getting calls…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 6

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Do strippers cook?

The last time a stripper was over at my house, I told her to help herself to a soft drink in the frig. she was absolutely amazed at all of the stuff in mine. Stuff that I take for granted…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 32

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Once again Juice has shown himself as a lying douche bag.

His review of Mr. Luckys in Columbia SC https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1797 is riddled with plagiarism from the review by Abby123 for the Tattletale Lounge in Aatlanta https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=473825. This is not the first time he has been caught lying but you worshipers go…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 65

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Too explicit for a review that even gives the dancer's name?

"So we head back for a 45 minute session. She immediately takes my pants down and begins the best bj I've ever had. I spun her around and ran my tongue around her asshole. I put a finger inside her,…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 18

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Moldy implants.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/03/Florida-womans-mystery-illness-traced-to-moldy-breast-implants/9591449165196/?spt=hs&or=on

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 4

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2AMer at Larry's Villa?

LAS VEGAS (FOX5) - A man was injured after a fight and shooting at a Las Vegas strip club Wednesday, police said. Police confirmed a call at 2:50 a.m. at Larry’s Villa, near Rancho Drive and Bonanza Road. According to Lt. David Gordon,…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 4

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Prostitution bust in Norwalk, CT.

NORWALK — Police waged a large scale operation Tuesday night, netting at least 11 arrests at a Norwalk strip club. The Office Cafe, a strip club at 201 Liberty Square, was the target of the raid just after 9 p.m. Charges…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 5

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Lap dance with her feet totally off the floor.

Friday in my favorite club one of my new favorites asked me if she would hurt me if she climbed up on my lap. I was sitting in one of those high bar stool type chairs. I doubt that she…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 16

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WTF do you guys do in VIP?

Yesterday I took a hot little number to VIP in my favorite club and found the sofa all torn up. I mean there was a hole in the top of the back that was a foot wide and had 6…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 28

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Forget the brownies. :)

http://www.adn.com/article/20151127/throw-some-beans-pot-cannabis-coffee-makers-hope-hook-caffeine-fans

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 2

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You can buy damn near anything at Home depot. :)

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/Philadelphia_woman_charged_in_prostitution_sting_at_Home_Depot_parking_lot.html

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 9

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How to respond to "Why are you sitting here all by yourself?"

My favorite response. " I farted and the stink has not cleared out yet". any others?

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 48

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"Custy"

I hate this word. I hate being called a "custy". Just something about it that just sounds unsavory. Call me a customer, a client or whatever but not a custy.

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 31

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How would you handle an obnoxious fat dancer?

Myrtle Beach police investigate an assault report at a gentlemen’s club. A 23-year-old man reported to police that he was struck four times in the face by a dancer at Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club on Seaboard Street in Myrtle Beach. The victim called…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 15
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