Is there no limit to what some trolls will do?
I received the Following PM today:
"Hello Shadow ,was wanting to ask a big favor of you, a couple of months ago I became a fan of your stomping grounds Follies , well after a few visits I met a dancer by the name Capri , like skinned Canadian slight thicker dancer that suckerd me somehow in to thinking she actually like me on another level, I know shadow, I am an idiot!!!!!! Well after I realized I was getting played for just my money, I was just going to cut her off and be done with it and move on to what other dolls follies has to offer, well that is not the case, the bitch knows i am a millionaire and has tried to extort money out of me by telling me if I show up to the club she will tell the managers i am stalking her and will have me escorted out, pretty much if she cant get my money no one else can. Any way I know you frequent the club a lot and whenever she quits are gets fired are whatever can you send me a message and let me know so I can start coming back there, I already change my business cell because the bitch was harassing me. If you can keep me posted on this I would greatly appreciate this I know a lot of the girls know you and could provide you with info on your visits, plus , whenever she does leave and I can go back in there I will pay for 3 VIP services , 1 per month, to any girl of your liking, I will personally come on Saturdays base on your reviews, I know that is your day of choice!!! That will be my repayment to you for this favor..... Thankyou"
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last commentthat's awesome. c'mon Shadow, don't you get millionaires that offer to pay your VIP fees all the time?!?! You're like the Godfather, everyone wants to pay a tribute! lol
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Some people have all the luck. Milk it, shadowcat. LMAO
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Cash is King. "Cash deposit up front and I'll let you know when / if she ever leaves. No Problemo.". That's the angle I'd go with, but since it's just a broke ass millionaire wannabe troll, I won't be holding my breath on it. 8O)
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^^^And if it isn't a broke ass millionaire wannabe troll, then that dude is one sad Richie Rich.
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Is there no limit to some peoples grumpiness? For the love of god!
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Whoever sent the PM: Find your balls, go to the club and tell the manager what the dancer said to you. Problem solved.
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Does anybody seriously think that any club manager with half a brain who isn't sleeping with the dancer would pitch a big spender? Oh, wait. I just answered my own question...
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I'm not sure I see the issue if this is real or the humor if this is a joke.
The PM sounds mildly amusing as a joke but certainly doesn't rise to the level of "brilliantly funny!" On the other hand, PMs strike me as ineffective for trolling since they are private and they can be deleted without anybody else knowing!
Is there some rivalry I'm unaware of going on here?
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By his use name, the person is unknown to me but I have my suspicions. Think Capri!
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By his "writing", must be daddy's millions!
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Juice! Juice! Juice!
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Capri is a badass
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You are full of shit shadow! Capribhas not been seen in over a year
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You are full of shit shadow! Capri has not been seen in over a year
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Is it LMN? Hmmm now that I think of it, maybe not - he'd actually encourage a stripper to blackmail him so he could get more money from his rich dad.
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No Millionaires write like that unless they are entertainers of some kind and I doubt an entertainer would have that kind of an issue with a stripper, still there was fun to be had with this response.
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Strange. I wonder what the point is. No one could take it seriously.
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RS got it right "Whoever sent the PM: Find your balls, go to the club and tell the manager what the dancer said to you. Problem solved."
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Could be true – there are def some weirdo characters out there – but I doubt a “millionaire” can be that stupid to be pushed around by a stripper – he may just indeed be being pushed around by a stripper; but I doubt his “millionaire” status.
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Yeah; it could actually be Juice amusing himself.
Who knew Juice was a millionaire – go figure.
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You'd never catch me making an offer like that loser troll. I could back it up but no way I'm going to spend my money on some fossil when I can enjoy it myself.
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Shadowcat, you are going to do what you want, and that's fine. I'd get the 3 VIP's, then walk over to this loser and make sure I had a good fart ready and waiting and toot it in his face, smile and say Thank you !!
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