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3 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
If she was leaning on a stripper pole on stage, and that was a customer, we'd all be lining up for weeks to get her into the VIP.
... Just saying.
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3 years ago
Fur-lined, red, sleeveless vest with no shirt. Dark blue, lizard-skin pants with a draw string and no zipper. Glow-in-the-dark green flip flops. MAGA hat.
What could be wrong with that?
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3 years ago
All the above are Strip Club Spanish 101
You first lesson in SC Spanish 201:
1. En la boca sin condom, por favor?
2. Orgasmo en tu boca?
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3 years ago
She George Floyded him! Fuck!
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3 years ago
Try moving forward to go backwards.
Tell her you're feelings have developed way beyond where you started and you want to start real dating - not for money - but for genuine feelings. You want to take a chance and see where it goes...
If she's all about the cash, she'll dump you and you're off the hook until you want to pony up the $$ sometime when your next in line bails. Win-Win.
If she agrees, you get to keep fucking her for free and still spend your $$ on others. Again, win-win.
If she gets pissed off and tells you to fuck off, you get a guilt-free OK to move on to another with presumably smaller body & bigger boobs. Win-win as well.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
So the other half of TUSCL Male members were inside selling popcorn?
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3 years ago
No one! How can you expect to keep a stripper happy with that pathetically low credit limit? Won't even cover dinner at Mastros! :p
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3 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Are you posing a hypothetical question? Or reliving a past event?
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3 years ago
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ChesterCheetahDedicating my life to finding out Eliza-icees stripperweb handle
They all, and I mean ALL, move to San Jose and work at the Pink Poodle.
It's where strippers go to die.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'd move within a half mile of my local In-N-Out burger.
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3 years ago
Well... we've all been there!
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3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
@tetradon, just sent you a test message. No problems on my side.
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3 years ago
Being in Vegas is irrelevant to your core question. The answer is: If any of the guys in the group wants to get laid (anything from kissing up through HJ, BJ, or FS), he will.
Having said that. Getting extras in Vegas clubs today (or after 2015, really) is much more the exception than the rule. And as noted above it will be hella expensive (most of the time) - minimum $500 all in for a HJ, as as much as $2,500 for FS IN the club. But if one or more of the guys are determined to convert, it's much more likely that a stripper will be willing to negotiate an OTC meeting. However, the chances of her showing up are low - especially if she convinces the guy to pay some upfront fee to her (i.e.: she's scamming him).
I'm not an expert on relationships or monogamy. So I can't help you figure out IF or WHO among the party guests will "cheat." But as I started my post: if any of these guys want pussy, they can get pussy.
Note that there are many options in Vegas:
- Legal brothels - 45 miles out of town
- Pros working the casino bars and low-value slot machine areas - especially the elevators.
- Asian Massage parlors
- Semi-pros or amateur women in town for business or fun who want to explore their wild side.
- Swinger clubs - some rather famous - where some clubs, on some days, allow single men to enter.
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3 years ago
These messages are so sad, really.
Occasionally, a man will realize that only when he stops talking with his dick will there be a chance that a women will be interested in it.
Too bad it doesn't happen very often.
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3 years ago
There used to be a dancer at Deja Vu North Hollywood in the early 2000's named Justice.
Except she spelled it "Justus"
After she gave me an unsolicited BJ, I asked her why she has chosen that name. She told me she was in college as a Criminologist major. Fitting name, I suppose.
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3 years ago
Since she saw you during your PL Walk of Shame on your way to the Men's to tidy up, I'd suggest it could be called the Stripper Walk of Wonder. She's now wondering how much money she lost from her choices.
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3 years ago
Arrg... hit the wrong button. The 1st sentence should start with "I have tried some version..."
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3 years ago
I ahveTried some version of this with strippers a few times. It never lasted very long - at most a few weeks. Typically, I find out why they can't find a place or roommate...and I end up asking them to leave - after a final shag, of course.
I do have one Sugar baby who is based in New York (I live in LA). When she visits LA (usually with a gig as an assistant to celebs), I often let her stay in my spare bedroom for 3-7 days, no cost. She will throw down with me at least 2 or three times while she's there. Good times. But I'd never let it go more than a week.
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3 years ago
I think it was a club in Nashville, and this was around 2005. It was a local's place about 15 miles outside of the city center. She sat down next to me and immediately gave me what on the Baltimore Block is called a Baltimore Handshake. After a few minutes of telling me what she wanted to do with me in the VIP, I asked for her prices. She told me "I don't do hand jobs, but I'll blow you for $60 and we can fuck for $100. Oh I and I need $3 for a condom."
I told her I had exactly $100 on me and she said "Well no problem, Hun. I'm out of condoms anyway...let's go!"
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3 years ago
First, I believe you win 1st prize for the most (useless) citation of euphemisms for tits. Congrats on your obsession with all-things boobies.
Next, to answer what I think was your actual (and only) question: No, you are not the only PL who loves medium sized naturals.
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3 years ago
I almost never drink booze in a club. And I don't pre-game either, unless I'm out with friends.
First, I mostly do my PL time in California clubs, where nude clubs can't serve alcohol.
Next, if I'm at a nude club I'm almost always looking for extras. So I don't want to be encumbered by bad judgement or the adverse affects too much drinking can have on my...Ahem!... "performance."
There are exceptions, of course, as in some places NOT drinking makes you look out of place. But even then, I can nurse a beer for over an hour.
There are other places and times when I drink; a great wine paired with a great steak, a vodka martini (very dry, no olive, with a twist, please) at a business or social dinner, and a good single-malt (neat please!) as a night cap. But when I'm looking to get me some quality time in a club, I want to be sober.
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3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
I've been declining 3 to 4 articles a week that are just one line, useless drivel. Sometimes is a one sentence review w/o naming the club or the location. Sometimes it's random statement about strippers. I just reject and check the appropriate boxes.
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3 years ago
I always thought her G-spot was in my pack pocket. :p
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3 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I spent 9 years living in San Jose and it was where old strippers go to die (at the Pink Poodle). Even driving an hour + to SF was mostly useless as that one-time mecca has devolved into places that expect outrageous $$$ for VIP (like the now-closed MSC or Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre), or dancers are just ROB's hoping for an out to town business rube to show up. The infamous $700 (or more) VIP/Champagne room hustle is alive and well in the Broadway & Columbus area. I had to take advantage of my 3 or 4 trips to LA to get my Dance/VIP fix.
In the past (pre-COVID and earlier) I was usually able to find joy in Dallas, Houston, PHX, Seattle, Atlanta, and Nashville.
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3 years ago
Back in the early 2000's, I was in a club outside of Nashville. It was mostly a local's place where the girls knew most of the PL's by first name, so I kind of stood out. One of the hottest dancers there, dirty blond, slim body and a nice smile told me to come to the rail for a special show. They didn't have a raised stage, just a platform with an old western-style wooden rail about 3 feet high along the customer-facing side. I pulled up a chair and tipped her $20 for the "special." She lit a cigarette, leaned back naked on the floor, and put the lit ciggy in her pussy. Then she "smoked" it with her vagina. She actually pushed air in and out of her pussy and you could clearly see the cherry on the cig glow red from the air.
Later in the VIP, she provided a rather memorable BBJ to me and I tipped her another $100 to support her Camel habit. Money well spent.