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Scenario: Strippers needs evac in a hurricane

gammanu95

You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole

Suppose a hurricane evacuation is ordered. This is going to be bad - category 4 or worse. Catastrophic flooding. Massive wind damage. Days without power. Your CF or ATF calls you and cannot evac. Baby daddy is in jail, car broke down, can't afford hotel - whatever. She says she cannot do it without you. What do you do?

Me? I can't do a damn thing today, nor would I. If I were single, back in New Orleans, and my fave from Jaguar's called, I probably would. I know it's dangerous, even reckless, to have a practical stranger staying in the same bedroom or bed as me for several nights. I think I knew her well enough. I know she was clean - disease and drug free. She worked out daily. Except for alcohol, she even ate clean. She had all her teeth, spoke proper English, and knew how to tie neck ties and bow ties. I also had less to lose back then. No gold rings, no expensive watches, my vehicle was a six-year old Chevy S10, and my cell phone was a run of the mill Motorola flip phone. Even if she try to take and pawn some of my stuff, it was all easily replaceable, except for the truck. Plus, the endless mind-blowing sex would literally be worth it at market value.

Suppose I were single today; I could literally afford to, but I would be unwilling to afford the risk. My precious valuables that I would take are too valuable to risk. If she knew where she were going, such as needing a lift to her aunt's house in Orlando or whatever, then I could do it. But there is no way I would keep her in the same room as me, no matter how trustworthy I might think she was.