Stripper Freak Show

The majority of the strippers at the clermont would qualify.... Blondie who crushes PBR cans with her tits is one example

I once took a stripper to VIP at Follies that had her leg in a cast. Also met her OTC without the cast. :)

I have to ask: what was the Tourette's girl's tic?

Also, I am not familiar with the lit match to the nipple. How the hell does that work?

I met a dancer at Ship's Wheel in Metairie, who called herself "Li'l Bit". She was 50s or even early 60s, but still a solid 8. She could have been a 9 or even better when she was younger. She was a shorter redhead, but athletically built, including the 6-pack abs. She would go on and on about how reknowned and desireable she was. Anywhere she went, all the men knew who Lil Bit was and wanted to know when she was coming back, according to her. Looking back, I should have taken her challenge, but I had a sure thing going with an equally fit 5'11" tatted up black spinner. Until her bf/pimp showed up. I smelled the setup coming

*I smelled the setup coming and slipped out before closing.

gammanu, the Tourette dancer made sudden twitches, lots of little grunts, and every once in a while would swear for no reason.

The nipple trick is where a dancer takes a match, splits the lower end in half, and props it over her hard nipple facing a little bit outwards to avoid burning the nipple. It can stay lit on the nipple for about five seconds before it needs to be blown out by a customer or the stripper to avoid a burn. During the five seconds the dancer struts or shakes her boobs. Here is a picture that shows it. missionmission.org

I've seen a legally blind stripper audition before. She was pretty chubby and not in good shape. And she had to have a friend help her off the stage.

I've also seen identical twins do a stage show. Most of their set were synchronous or mirror image moves. 'twas highly entertaining.

You definitely had a rough time at least the drunk that tried to steal your phone was typical

I once saw a similar nipple match trick. Except she moistened the lower half of two paper matches and inserted them into her vertical nipple piercings. Then she lit the two matches and had the birthday guy sitting next to me blow them out.

Got alternating dances from a Mother and Daughter .....

dare i ask what club? I banged the mother of one pair:-P

I once saw a stripper go up on stage with a cane. I thought it was going to be a sexy prop to use during her stage set. I was wrong - she had stitches running up the back of her thigh. She was dancing with an open oozing wound.

I’m a pig. I don’t mind getting wild and filthy - but Franken-whore was pushing even my limits...

A literal sword swallower. No joke. The blade (which she let people check to ensure it was real) alone was about 12 inches long, and she had it down her throat to the hilt. She laid back on the bar so we could all see the blade actually come out intact.

Alas, her willingness to demonstrate her ability on somewhat, ahem, shorter "swords" was tempered by her much higher than market asking price.

And what song does a stripper with Tourette's dance to????

Twitch and Shout

" A dancer with Tourette Syndrome. I had to get a dance for the the lols."

Reading that made me Lol !

So far I have seen a really amazing sword swallowing and fire show. She was actually a trained magician and would entertain at the Renaissance Festival with both her magic act, sword swallowing and fire show, and would often practice the show at the club. Her stage show at the club was actually in some ways better than what she did at the festival, not only was she naked and hot, but she also did a few more tricks.

She would light a bowl on the stage, put one of the batons in the fire, place it in her mouth, then blow the fire from her mouth to her hand lighting up her hands, and transfer the fire back in forth from her hands, up and down her arms, then back into her mouth and blow it onto the baton, then do a minute or two show with both batons, ending lighting her navel on fire, then pat it out. She would end the show lighting matches on her nipples and having guys blow them off. Certainly a few couldn't be done at the festival such as lighting her nipples on fire, but a few like the fire going up and down her arms could be done if she wore a different outfit.

A later show would be a sword swallowing act. Good, but not as good as the fire act.

The only thing she didn't do was her magic act at the club.

No for weirdest strippers.

A dancer who said she was a psychic vampire / succubus who got sustenance sucking up all the sexual vibes in the air at the club. She was very hippy dippy in attitude, and way out there. Would complain about how certain customers and dancers would taint the energy in the air which would make her ill. I think part of this was an excuse to get a dance, which I didn't mind. She was hot, and gave an amazing dance. The only thing that made me think she believed some of this, is she would often leave the club whenever a sports event was one and the home team was doing bad, because of all the negative energy.

I also saw a blind dancer in a club once. Would have tried a dance from her, but she was way too popular for the one day I was there.

Also saw one dancer do a reverse strip tease. Started naked and ended the song dressed. My entire thought the entire show was "Why?"

I have seen a few dancers body paint on huge "canvas" sheet on the stage. One of the funniest would have guys get on stage apply the paint with a brush onto her tits and ass, then when covered enough, would use her tits and ass as a paint brush on the guys who were covered in a thick sheet. It was basically a 30 second or so standing lap dance on stage, then on to the next guy.

There was one dancer at a club in North or South Carolina, can't recall which, who had her fang caps for her canines.

Saw a midget, a one arm dancer, sisters, and a pregnant dancer.

hung out and talked to this tatted up girl with these long ass fingernails that would curl. she was also reeking of aquanet hairspray but she seemed kind of cool so i endured. i made sure to be ultra nice to her as during the conversation she brought up that she was a santeria practitioner.

A dancer passed out while giving me dances in the VIP booth. I picked her up and walked her to the dressing room, where I asked the other dancers to take care of her. I wonder if they robbed her of her money.

I once had a dancer who kept wanting me to buy her drinks, a lot more than usual, and she was drinking tequila shots in between glasses of wine. I obliged since the drinks were cheap and I figured her being drunk might enhance my VIP experience later. Then she threw up all over herself, the bar and the floor.

I know some dumb ho (she really is a slut/ho and very low IQ FYI) that did w/e to get a forked tongue.

Not a stripper, but I know an ex stripper turned house mom compulsive lying ho who lost a leg. I knew her before that happened but I can't even feel sorry for her whatsoever cuz of how she acts and treats a lot of girls including me.

Oh if preggo bitches =freakshow. God I've seen so many preggo strippers. To be fair not all the preggo strippers are showing yet while dancing. The worst tho is non pregnant stripper bitches who carry all their body fat in their stomach.

Seen a girl who would do fire tricks but she wasnt that freaky/weird to me. Idk

Oh here is 1. Some older like 40-50 stripper who carries almost all her fat in the stomach. But she can do walking handstands while doing the splits multiple different ways in a handstand and spin around all in a handstand. She says she can do back flips too tho I haven't seen it but I believe her. The stage there was too small for that anyway and she was surprisingly athletic as hell.

I haven't seen the matches on nipples thing since the nineties, but it used to be fairly common.

There used to be a dancer at Roxy's in Brooklyn IL that had an arm amputated just above the elbow. She would do hand/head stands while doing splits with her legs in the air. Amazing core strength and balance.

One time I entered a club and the dancer was leaning toward the pole with her back to me. Nice looking ass, so I headed stage side. She turns around and she is at least 8 months pregnant. I quickly veered towards the bar.

Once saw a dancer get her septum ring snagged on another dancers fishnet onesie. Don't know if it got ripped completely out, but she was bleeding profusely as she headed back stage.

Over the years I have seen a veritable carnival side show of tattoos, fat ladies, and the occasional little person. Times where I would try to identify the various booze bottles behind the bar, rather than look toward the stage.

Back in the early 2000's, I was in a club outside of Nashville. It was mostly a local's place where the girls knew most of the PL's by first name, so I kind of stood out. One of the hottest dancers there, dirty blond, slim body and a nice smile told me to come to the rail for a special show. They didn't have a raised stage, just a platform with an old western-style wooden rail about 3 feet high along the customer-facing side. I pulled up a chair and tipped her $20 for the "special." She lit a cigarette, leaned back naked on the floor, and put the lit ciggy in her pussy. Then she "smoked" it with her vagina. She actually pushed air in and out of her pussy and you could clearly see the cherry on the cig glow red from the air.

Later in the VIP, she provided a rather memorable BBJ to me and I tipped her another $100 to support her Camel habit. Money well spent.

A blind stripper? No, I just can't see it...😎😏

I saw her at penthouse a few years ago and got dances. She has great stage presence and clearly loves her craft

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Knew a preggo stripper named Ysabel, who thought it was funny as hell to squirt breast milk on customers

As others have mentioned had a dancer pass out during a private dance. She was one of my favorites, she has been drunk and stoned before, but never that stoned. The song started out good, then all of a sudden she starts saying random things, then gets in a conversation with the drapes on the wall. Soon she stops dancing and looking at me like she doesn't know what is going on. So I pick her up put her down on the couch and she immediately lies down and falls asleep. I put $25 for one song down on the table, and leave the room and tell the bouncer. A few minutes later she is being dragged out of the room by two of the bouncers and they head her off to the dressing room.

Next visit she asks me if I saw her the last week. I told her yes, and she says she doesn't remember anything, then offers to give me two songs free, which of course I agree too and she gave me a very good dance.

As sinclair mentioned, I found a girl on the Block in Baltimore that said she could not have sex because she had a baby about a week before. Her tits were like rocks. She said she was not going to breastfeed and I could have as much milk as I wanted. I passed. She offered Greek. I passed. She offered a BJ for $50 right at the bar. I accepted. This was in the late 80's and you could get away with sex right at the bar if you were in the right spots.

I was at a club in Dallas and a derringer fell out of a girl's little purse. Rough club I guess.

Not too much off the top of my head. There is some one armed latina stripper that dances at Breathless in NJ. She's pretty fucking hot too. It made me wanna fuck her even more.