Stripper Freak Show
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1) A dancer with Tourette Syndrome. I had to get a dance for the the lols.
2) A one-armed stripper. She actually had both arms when she started stripping, but one got amputated above the elbow do to infection. The infection was caused by sharing dirty needles while injecting heroin.
3) A stripper who fell asleep on top of me during a bed dance. I thought she was maybe just drunk because her speech was slurred a bit, but the track marks I saw close up confirmed she was using heroin. I had to shake her back awake and then cut the string of dances early. It would of been scary if her heart stopped, and I would've had to roll a corpse off myself to exit the bed dance room.
4) A drunk stripper who stole my phone. I turned down extras from her during lap dances, saying I don't do ITC. She then said she wants to come to my hotel for OTC. I told her I was not interested because I had to be up early in the morning. She insisted on putting her phone number in my phone. I tried to grab it back, and then she ran off to the dressing room. I had to talk to a bouncer to go and retrieve it.
5) A stripper who was working three days after giving birth. Her whole body looked like lumpy Jell-O. I told her to go away. I actually had to get up and walk to the other side of the room because she was so pushy and didn't make a cent that night.
6) A stripper that did a fire breathing routine. She was one of the house dancers that wanted to showcase her talent. I have seen a few dancers do the lit-match-on-the-nipple trick a few times over the years as well.
I've heard about midget feature dancers and seen posters advertising them, but have never seen one in person. Feel free to add any stories you have had with weird strippers.
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Also, I am not familiar with the lit match to the nipple. How the hell does that work?
The nipple trick is where a dancer takes a match, splits the lower end in half, and props it over her hard nipple facing a little bit outwards to avoid burning the nipple. It can stay lit on the nipple for about five seconds before it needs to be blown out by a customer or the stripper to avoid a burn. During the five seconds the dancer struts or shakes her boobs. Here is a picture that shows it. http://www.missionmission.org/wp-content…
I've also seen identical twins do a stage show. Most of their set were synchronous or mirror image moves. 'twas highly entertaining.
I’m a pig. I don’t mind getting wild and filthy - but Franken-whore was pushing even my limits...
Alas, her willingness to demonstrate her ability on somewhat, ahem, shorter "swords" was tempered by her much higher than market asking price.
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Reading that made me Lol !
She would light a bowl on the stage, put one of the batons in the fire, place it in her mouth, then blow the fire from her mouth to her hand lighting up her hands, and transfer the fire back in forth from her hands, up and down her arms, then back into her mouth and blow it onto the baton, then do a minute or two show with both batons, ending lighting her navel on fire, then pat it out. She would end the show lighting matches on her nipples and having guys blow them off. Certainly a few couldn't be done at the festival such as lighting her nipples on fire, but a few like the fire going up and down her arms could be done if she wore a different outfit.
A later show would be a sword swallowing act. Good, but not as good as the fire act.
The only thing she didn't do was her magic act at the club.
A dancer who said she was a psychic vampire / succubus who got sustenance sucking up all the sexual vibes in the air at the club. She was very hippy dippy in attitude, and way out there. Would complain about how certain customers and dancers would taint the energy in the air which would make her ill. I think part of this was an excuse to get a dance, which I didn't mind. She was hot, and gave an amazing dance. The only thing that made me think she believed some of this, is she would often leave the club whenever a sports event was one and the home team was doing bad, because of all the negative energy.
I also saw a blind dancer in a club once. Would have tried a dance from her, but she was way too popular for the one day I was there.
Also saw one dancer do a reverse strip tease. Started naked and ended the song dressed. My entire thought the entire show was "Why?"
I have seen a few dancers body paint on huge "canvas" sheet on the stage. One of the funniest would have guys get on stage apply the paint with a brush onto her tits and ass, then when covered enough, would use her tits and ass as a paint brush on the guys who were covered in a thick sheet. It was basically a 30 second or so standing lap dance on stage, then on to the next guy.
Not a stripper, but I know an ex stripper turned house mom compulsive lying ho who lost a leg. I knew her before that happened but I can't even feel sorry for her whatsoever cuz of how she acts and treats a lot of girls including me.
Seen a girl who would do fire tricks but she wasnt that freaky/weird to me. Idk
Oh here is 1. Some older like 40-50 stripper who carries almost all her fat in the stomach. But she can do walking handstands while doing the splits multiple different ways in a handstand and spin around all in a handstand. She says she can do back flips too tho I haven't seen it but I believe her. The stage there was too small for that anyway and she was surprisingly athletic as hell.
There used to be a dancer at Roxy's in Brooklyn IL that had an arm amputated just above the elbow. She would do hand/head stands while doing splits with her legs in the air. Amazing core strength and balance.
One time I entered a club and the dancer was leaning toward the pole with her back to me. Nice looking ass, so I headed stage side. She turns around and she is at least 8 months pregnant. I quickly veered towards the bar.
Once saw a dancer get her septum ring snagged on another dancers fishnet onesie. Don't know if it got ripped completely out, but she was bleeding profusely as she headed back stage.
Over the years I have seen a veritable carnival side show of tattoos, fat ladies, and the occasional little person. Times where I would try to identify the various booze bottles behind the bar, rather than look toward the stage.
Later in the VIP, she provided a rather memorable BBJ to me and I tipped her another $100 to support her Camel habit. Money well spent.
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Next visit she asks me if I saw her the last week. I told her yes, and she says she doesn't remember anything, then offers to give me two songs free, which of course I agree too and she gave me a very good dance.
I was at a club in Dallas and a derringer fell out of a girl's little purse. Rough club I guess.