Common Spanish phrases for strip clubs?

avatar for Chaseme
Chaseme
Not sure if this has been done but can one of my Spanish speaking brothers do us non Spanish speakers a favor and bless us with some phrases we can break out at these clubs where 95% of the women are Hispanic? Lol not trying to have full blown convos just some useful phrases that can pass w a yes or no response.

I don’t think google translate would be the best spot to accurately get the translation of “can I spank that ass” lol

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avatar for origamiguy
origamiguy
California
4 years ago
"Can I spank that ass" -> Puedo azotar este culo
Google translate is actually pretty good; it translated ass as culo, which is common slang. I just had to look up "to spank". Duolingo doesn't teach that.
avatar for shadowcat
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
4 years ago
There are 3 basic phrases that you must know.

1) Dame una cerveza mas
2) donde esta el baño
3) Te quiero muchísimo
avatar for Dolfan
Dolfan
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
4 years ago
We have a lot of Spanish speaking girls in the clubs here. Getting the basics is never hard. They learn the key phrases in English real quick. Hanging out, drinking, talking and that sort of thing doesn't really happen, but you can have a good time.
avatar for Warrior15
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
4 years ago
Well, at Hong Kong, you say Vamos Arriba !
avatar for skibum609
skibum609
Massachusetts
4 years ago
Yo soy fiesta..........
avatar for Iknowbetter
Iknowbetter
4 years ago
As an English speaking Miami native, unfortunately I learned all my Spanish in strip clubs. This sometimes leads to awkward encounters when asking for directions in Hialeah.
avatar for Icee Loco (asshole)
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
4 years ago
Saca la bolsita

avatar for skibum609
skibum609
Massachusetts
4 years ago
If you want to be a big deal with spanish speaking strippers, approach, look into their eyes and say: "tengo mucho dinero para gastar."
avatar for Muddy
Muddy
USA
4 years ago
When VIP is real real good Mexicans girl let out a big “Ayyyyeee Ayyeee!”
avatar for Muddy
Muddy
USA
4 years ago
It really can’t be typed you got to hear it. Because reading it back now it sounds like some pirate shit
avatar for shanny72
shanny72
Mayor of Titty City
4 years ago
quiero jugar en tu boca
avatar for SanchoRG
SanchoRG
Texas
4 years ago
quanto
avatar for Bigbuff
Bigbuff
Connecticut
4 years ago
Pandemic has really killed my spanish skills, but its like riding a bicycle, right???
avatar for Cashman1234
Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
4 years ago
I know little Spanish - but I enjoy a Francisco Sinatro
avatar for MackTruck
MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
4 years ago
Chica bonita
avatar for herbtcat
herbtcat
Cool Cat in the Valley
4 years ago
All the above are Strip Club Spanish 101


You first lesson in SC Spanish 201:
1. En la boca sin condom, por favor?
2. Orgasmo en tu boca?
avatar for Chaseme
Chaseme
4 years ago
Well this for the most part has been wildly unhelpful lol thanks for the entertainment though lol
avatar for jacej
jacej
4 years ago
Quiero follarte en el coño.
Salgamos de aquí y follemos como conejos.
Voy a inundar tu coño con un balde de semen.
Prometo que lo sacaré antes de semen
Tu coño huele mal
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