No ugly bouncers in tuxes, nobody handing out towels in the men's room, no valet parking, no fancy VIP rooms, no annoying DJ, no overpriced drinks, just a nice friendly seedy bar with dancers dancing to a juke box and maybe a little backroom to play in. Where's the best one? (Hint - it used to be in Key West.)
I think the best dive feature I've ever seen was in a little hole-in-the-wall neighborhood bar kinda place in the older northern suburbs of Philly whose name I've forgotten. This place didn't really feature private dances but they were available from some of the girls if you asked. They were done on a big old sofa in the basement storage room - the sofa was surrounded by beer cases which, along with the noisey and rarely-used wooden stairs leading to the basement, provided almost total privacy. Now that's my kind of VIP room.
The best dive place I was even in was Private Dancer in Bound Brook NJ. Small hole in the wall, but cheap really cold beer (served by a 65+ year old barmaid, like somones grandma) and a small selection of dancers, strictly a bikini club. But there was one 23 year old brazillian chick who was one of the most good looking girls I've ever seen, for a dollar tip you could jet a quick titty feel, had a couple of couch dances there and the girls did a fairly decent moderate contact dance. It closed a couple of years ago.
Anybody remember Strutters in Long Branch NJ, or Encounters-a total dive biker's bar with sawdust on the floor and a pool table in next room. Down and dirty. All dancer's of the second tier with a little too much padding and in need of a good dental plan-saw girls in there with snakes wrapped around them, and could get a good bit of hide the pinky action for a buck. Was not deterred there til the afternoon two gentlemen LE threw me against my vehicle in the parking lot and searched me-told be I didn't 'fit in' the area and aroused their suspicion.
My personal favorite dive has to be the Lamplighter in Ottawa IL. Other than the fact there's no backroom to play in (not that I really mind there) and the fact it's in a '70's/'80's time warp, it meets the above description. In fact, one of the dancers even remembered I was from Omaha (after not being there a year) and some of the stuff I previously said.
The Wild Goose. Has all of the afore mentioned attributes, except for the jukebox....if it wasn't for the damn annoying DJ, the place would be the perfect dive SC (IMHO).
Con Ganas
Zihuatenejo (pronounced zee-TWAT-en-a-ho), Mexico
15 minute drive from Ixtapa.
Ladies escort you in from the cab.
DD backstage gets you everything but head and penetration (without asking).
$20 US for Unlimited FS in an adjoining building.
Heaven in a Shithole.
I sweat off 15 lbs fucking that week.
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Zihuatenejo (pronounced zee-TWAT-en-a-ho), Mexico
15 minute drive from Ixtapa.
Ladies escort you in from the cab.
DD backstage gets you everything but head and penetration (without asking).
$20 US for Unlimited FS in an adjoining building.
Heaven in a Shithole.
I sweat off 15 lbs fucking that week.
DG
Since you mentioned Key West, you know my choice.