ROFL @ Chandler. I didn't mean I liked writers I didn't like. I meant Bellow and Davies were the TYPE of writers that I would like, just not them in specific. I really like, in specific, the Brits I mentioned -- Waugh, Chatwin, Amis -- and I generally like the experience of reading a Bellow, though I have to admit it is hard work. I couldn't think of other authors "in that category" at the time I wrote the post. Updike, Nabokov. There's some Americans.
I guess my expression "plot driven" was inaccurate, too. What I'm trying to say is NOT "I'm a snob about mysteries and disdain them because they aren't REAL literature" (which seems to be how you've taken me) as much as "I don't usually enjoy light reads." In fact, when the lit is DELIBERATELY "light" it's more enjoyable to me, than when it's someone without much of a brain trying to act like he has too much of one. Hence the Wodehouse.
I agree about Dan Brown -- no style, badly written. I couldn't get all the way through the first chapter of "The Da Vinci Code" without "garden-path" experiences sentence after sentence.
Garden path? You know, you get led down the wrong (grammatical / meaning) path, then you have to go back to the start and try again. Classic example: "The engine raced beyond its capacities exploded." At first, one reads "raced" as a past active verb until a reader gets to "exploded," at which point he has to go back and re-cast "raced" as a past passive participle modifying "engine" and let "exploded" be the verb instead. A reader is tempted along the wrong "garden path."
That's a clear indicator of bad writing, for me. Margaret Atwood does it WHEN READING HER OWN PROSE OUT LOUD. Makes it self-evident she doesn't know jack squat about communicating. (Not to say I'd be any better. Sometimes someone who can appreciate literature can't create it. I'm totally like that about drawing. You should see the idiotic crap I try to submit as editorial cartoons to the local weekly!)
Anyway, my preferences are for crystalline prose, some kind of social investigation (usually class- or category-based), a general degree of snide disdain for or distance from the world and social foibles. Austen was the precursor. So, Waugh, Chatwin, Amis as mentioned; Bellow is tough but worth it; Roth bugs me, too many whining Seinfeld types; but in all of that I don't end up with many mysteries. Maybe they serve a different purpose? I read a James Lee Burke once, and a Tony Hillerman once, and didn't like either one.
So, can you recommend a "true mystery" that nevertheless fits some of my criteria, to the degree that I'm likely to enjoy it? I welcome your suggestions. I'm just finishing up a weird read -- Orhan Pamuk's "The New Life", very metaphysical, to a fault -- and need something more down-to-earth.
Looking forward to suggestions! And I recommend to all and sundry, that you ... no wait (I just deleted my suggestions). I'm going to start a new thread, "Monger Literature". See you there!