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Heading to Detroit later this morning. I'm going to be there 3 nights. I will post here if anything interesting happens, and I'll eventually do some reviews. I hope to hit at least 2 clubs each day/night. So to kick…
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Just noticed in a recent review for Playhouse Lounge (NJ), the reviewer's statistics: cems's Profile Member Since: March 2009 Last Seen: December 2012 Reviews: 50 Articles: 0 Discussions: 0 Comments: 6 Pictures: 0 Hotlist Clubs: 1 Reviewed Clubs: 1 Now there's a satisfied customer.
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From a recent review: "I started with the half hour in the upstairs room next to the stage. We had some fun and I got to frisk her. I began to see where this could go, and she kinda pushed me…
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From recent review of Kahoots, Columbus, OH - "...After about 20 minutes of drinking by myself, a short brunette named Jezebel approached me and sat next to me at the bar. She was relatively attractive, maybe a 6-7, with nice natural…
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A recent review of Bare Necessities, in Miami: unlisted, 74 clubs reviewed, 91 total reviews "To the guy who wrote the last review: you asshole! (nothing personal). When I entered this place, my first impression was WTF..." https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=163872 The previous review: Inside Scoop, 1 club reviewed,…
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I go to strip clubs for the company of sexually uninhibited women. But over the course of reading thousands of reviews, I have run across some other motivations. A recent review got me thinking about this. It started: "Worst strip club…
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I'll be spending some time visiting family in the Northeast at around Christmas. To compensate for the anticipated utter boredom, I intend to spend 3 days and nights in Detroit, the sole purpose of which is to crawl through…
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Just compiled a short collection of unintentionally hilarious lines from recent reviews. Enjoy. "This is the club you go to when your either visiting or living in Milwaukee." - and for the rest of you... "I left te Shady Lady Louhge and…
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A review worth reading. It has all the elements of an excellent short story. http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1294
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A recent excellent review of Adelita's I read in the past few hours convinced me that TUSCL should have a feature to make certain reviews Sticky. A Sticky review would be displayed at the top of the list. Who would…
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Check out latest review for the "Pony" in Memphis http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=1336 "A fool and his money are soon parted." - Thomas Tusser (1524–1580)
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OK, so I'm sitting in my villa in Oman. There are no strip clubs here. But with the help of my trusty VPN, I can surf the web, and TUSCL deserves a regular visit. Inquiring minds want to know, how…
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"It was a dark and stormy night." The worst opening sentence for a book from a contest long ago. I perused recent reviews, and selected some real gems. My commentary reflects my mood today. 1) "Everything you've heard about this club…
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Hi Guys. I signed up for a VPN service, so I am now able to "tunnel" my way out of Oman when the urge for unobstructed web browsing gets to me. Nice to see the usual BS on TUSCL. I'm in…
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For all those English majors out there, I believe William Faulkner has been reincarnated as a strip club patron living in Maryland. His reviews have a nice stream-of-consciousness flow to them, and the lack of capitalization or punctuation is spot
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Just wanted to let everyone know...in 10 days I will be on a plane to the Middle East for a 2 year contract in the Sultanate of Oman. (I work for a water engineering company...they have a water scarcity problem…
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http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=947 I would be willing to let this one slide; it's over the top and a bit humorous. Yeah, you be da man.
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The last 3 reviews for Little Darlings in Las Vegas: different login ID's, one review each, unusually high ratings. http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=536 My review for Little Darlings, based on my experience in November, would read: "My wife and I had a hankering to go…
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The review presently at the top of the list is a classic http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=633
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See latest review http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=2282 Since Founder is not screening them, I think I'm going to post a totally negative bogus review.
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You can read the strip club law enacted in Ohio here: http://www.legislature.state.oh.us/bills.cfm?ID=127_SB_16 The original law as proposed contained the "6 foot bubble" provision. The law as enacted did not, but does restrict various forms of touching.
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What are you thankful for? I am thankful for a beautiful wife and the ability to still get it up! I'm also thankful for this small community of perverts known as TUSCL.
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http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=2282 Three reviews, all glowing, in three days. Hey, did you know they have a hot Asian bartender!?!?!?
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Clearly some reviews are written by the club manager's girlfriend who took a course in marketing at the local college. Here is an example, South African style: http://www.tuscl.net/d.php?DID=3192
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Recently, at a club to remain nameless, with a 30-something girl to remain nameless, I had a unique experience, which is a rarer thing for me these days. This club offered $10 lap dances in some semi-private booths. I spent…
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