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13 years ago

You Should'a Known Better

A recent review of Bare Necessities, in Miami: unlisted, 74 clubs reviewed, 91 total reviews "To the guy who wrote the last review: you asshole! (nothing personal). When I entered this place, my first impression was WTF..." tuscl.net

The previous review: Inside Scoop, 1 club reviewed, 1 total review "I've been to the "Bare" on every day of the week, once per week spread over a 2 month period. This club is the best kept secret in Miami..." tuscl.net

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jackslash

"you asshole! (nothing personal)."

I love it. That's what I'm going to say to people from now on.

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mmdv26

I understand that this is a hoppin' club with lots of action goin' on, unfortunately there just weren't any girls there the day unlisted dropped by.

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Clubber

Not even close to the top in SC terms, but I stop in every great once in awhile. Never know when or where you might find a diamond.

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edak94

Every so often I give it a chance; hit or miss. Take a look at my reviews of the place over the past few years. Go before 8:00 Pm and you will not have to pay a cover. Once in a while, you can (as Clubber says) find a diamond and then you may have an amazing time. Other times, finish your drink and drive down to Stir Crazy in Pinecrest (5 min) or BT's in South Miami (10 min).

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Clubber

edak,

And don't forget Showgirls. Last Saturday, I went to see a current favorite there and was latched onto by a older "acquaintance" before I saw her. Nothing bad happened.

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