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13 years ago
Used to get *hum jobs* a lot from low mileage dancers.
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13 years ago
Dancers at my fav club receive a paycheck each week for a nominal amount based on how many dances they do. FICA and federal, state and local taxes are withheld, which causes many girls to file tax returns if they are entitled to a refund. If they don't file, the W-4 record is available to track them down - address and SSAN. Of course, the vast majority of their earnings go unreported.
I was told that this was the outcome of a tax audit the club experienced a few years ago. I also understand that the IRS is satisfied that they are capturing *some* portion of earnings thru W-2; and suggest that the remaining income should be reported on a "Schedule C" (self-employed) with business deductions for costumes, make-up, hair care, rubbers, pills, transportation, cell phones, etc. if the stripper's CPA is so inclined.
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13 years ago
I have f**kd a couple of newbie strippers for free. Both were sure I was going to leave my wife - which I almost did for one of them. Neither wanted the money, they just wanted to see me OTC. I knew there probably wasn't any future in the one that got pretty damn serious, but I played it like it *could* happen...my version of SS I guess. Eventually, I slowed the relationship down, and we drifted apart. Later, she morphed into a real stripper when she got bolt-ons from a SD, so I'm sure I did the right thing by staying with wife.
Answer to the OP's sidenote question is: Yes, it can happen, but the odds are against it.
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13 years ago
The most difficult thing with OTC is all the BS that goes on before you are naked in bed.
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13 years ago
that's a sad commentary on a strip club when they add a mechanical bull, and the club becomes more fun!
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13 years ago
you have a brass pole installed in the living room of your rented double-wide
you spend more time in front of the make-up mirror than you do sleeping
*fantasy* accurately describes every aspect of your life
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13 years ago
Is lopaw suggesting that we all go to gay clubs in order to be the *right* kind of customer???
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13 years ago
So you're looking for a traditional girlfriend in a strip club??...WTF
Yes, you are missing something: you aren't paying enough...to get FS OTC...or any OTC for that matter.
The girls in the club are there because they want money - they are doing this for a living and to get high. They are not interested in you for very long if you don't give them money. So, unless you can offer them free drugs or back stage passes to Dustin Beaver, or just plain ol' money, you won't be getting anywhere with them.
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13 years ago
Maybe we could have R-rated Groupon.
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13 years ago
How long can sperm live at room temperature?
Seems like she would have been better off to just go in the bathroom after sex and empty out the contents of the rubber as close to *inside her* as possible, and then finger it up where it needs to be.
Sorry to be so graphic here, but this story is kinda' hard to imagine - even with a stripper involved.
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13 years ago
Never know what you'll see on the bus...lol.
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13 years ago
I read Doc's comment from back in September, and I didn't see any humor in it at all. it wasn't creative, it wasn't a poke in the ribs...it was childish and completely inappropriate for any online forum. It sounded as if he might have been drunk when he wrote it.
I think Doc understands that the TUSCL community wasn't impressed with it, and found it to be unacceptable. I also think he has tried to apologize, even if his motive is only to mitigate the threat that Troop implied by calling him from the police department.
Troop, you made your point and it has been validated by a majority of the active discussion posters in this community. Now, it's time to drop this and get back to serious discussion about tits and (girls) asses.
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13 years ago
I've seen a few milfs at the grocery store that I'd pay a hundred bucks if they wanted to go out to the car and screw.
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13 years ago
Naw, thay don't make no buk lik that. Just put a durt clod in yor mouth, and say yee, haw a lot. If u go to any strip clubs when yor ther, just tell the gerls they smell gud when they swet.
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13 years ago
I ran into a stripper and her lesbian s.o. at a music festival. Dancer had seen me for a few minutes, so when I finally saw her it kind of startled me. I was with my wife, so all could do was smile and nod like "hi, I know you!". Dancer had been telling me for a long time about her relationship: dancer was white 27ish, s.o. was black 50ish.
I felt guilty about actually seeing them because now the whole thing was real and no longer in my imagination.
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13 years ago
Can someone provide a link to the topic where the mothers were insulted? I guess I missed it.
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13 years ago
Ah ha, new extra(s) to put on the list: cum on ass, face or tits. Price negotiation could get pretty intense.
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13 years ago
Let me get this straight (LOL), you nutted so hard that it busted the end off the rubber and made a big noise in the process? I suppose given enough liquid volume inside the cylinder, a really tight seal, and enough pump-like action that a hydraulic failure of the device could occur. Hard...to imagine tho.
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13 years ago
So she comes over to his house and gives him herpes....how long does it take for herpes to break out? Indeed, she might have given him herpes, but I suspect that it might take some time before any physical sign of it is evident.
I had a dirty leg give me the clap (gonorrhea) in college in the early 70's. Since a strong dose of it indicates itself by the next day. I was right to give the free clinic her name and phone number so she could receive treatment as well; then we ended-up showing up the same time and were glaring at each other across the waiting room. :-(
Very few condoms were used in the early 70's since the pill was easily available...and we called them rubbers, not condoms. We called our love muscle a dick not a penis...And we also knew that the vagina was the part inside the girl, and you can't easily see it from the outside. The outside was called a pussy, or in those days before shaving/trimming was vogue, a beaver.
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13 years ago
Alcohol, strippers, 5am, hand gestures, pick-up trucks, carpet layers, neighbors, curbs....the perfect ingredients for mayhem.
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13 years ago
In my peak years I spent a lot at strip clubs, but I spread it around pretty well. I guess I might have had a couple of ATF's who got $1k/mo for a few months.
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13 years ago
I don't go to strip clubs to drink beer. I go there to feel girls tits and asses, and see how wet their pussy's are. Maybe have sex of some sort with them if I feel like it. I don't see any reason to go to a club less than 7 or 8.
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13 years ago
The "raised" feature on the bill intrigued me. We could have torso illustrations of famous women like Marilyn Monroe with 3D boobs. Or maybe the fix-a-flat booty.
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13 years ago
Probably advertised as the "hourglass figure you've always dreamed of".