Gettin' Played

well that sounds like a nice club compared to his review of the same day..

Hollywood Cabaret 6315 Hollywood Blvd Hollywood, California 213-465-3208

November 27, 2010 Visited on: Saturday Evening Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating Physical Club: 1 Dancer Quality: 1 $ Value: 1 Overall : 1.00Absolute GARBAGE.

This place is the worst dive in the world.

There is a DVD and sex toy shop in the front, and the once cool strip club in teh back is now a wasteland of about 3 overweight drug addicts with cellulose, zits, a nasty "fish" smell and a bad attitude.

Forget it. This place will scare you into never having sex again, I'm serious.

The selection of girls is minimal, the place reeks, and the 3 women working there were - ugh - really pathetic. It's a pretty sad state when the women working at a club are more pathetic than the one guy that stumbles in (that being me).

Pathetically bad. Stay away.

Interesting. There is a club here in columbus where the $25/song dances are strictly no touch and air dances. I have been told by a dancer "things get so much better in the $600/hr sky box - full nudity, no pasties, full contact"...yeah right screw that. If a dancer is not doing a good job or putting effort with her cheaper tier dancers it is because she is lazy or tired...not because you are not spending enough money on her.

I don't think any LA clubs are worthwhile - I haven't been to many - but the ratings are awful. One club I went to in the LA area was a waste of time - it's just not the place to go for clubs! Better off flying to Vegas for fun.

VIP entry ($120) is free for me at my club (bc I am VIP) so if I take them upstairs its 4 sex ($100-$300). I can not imagine paying some gal $600 / hr and not getting pussy - floor, sky box, etc. If they can't give me good dances on the floor then they don't deserve any more of my money.

When out in LA some were good some bad. If I did not like one I simply left and went to the next one on the map. I really liked Imperial Theatre in Anaheim but Flamingo Theatre was a ROB dump place.

Gotta love full nude joints. Touch as much as you want, but no penetration, for only $30. If the girl likes you/finds you attractive/you have good luck then she might include the extras for free instead of an upcharge. At least that is how it works at my local hole.

Air dances? Bikinis? No touching from either party? Bullshit. No way in hell. As someone else posted, "you may be on the kosher end of the sex trade, but you're still in the sex trade." Sex trade implies some sort of sexual activity. I'm sorry, but I'll stick to nude joints and places where I know the workers/owners. Otherwise it's a no go.

Just to add, Hollywood Cabaret is now gone, and replaced by Deja Vu Hollywood - wonder how it is - I plan to check it out soon.

There are plenty of great clubs in LA - as long as you know which one's to go to, and you are the "right" kind of customer.

Is lopaw suggesting that we all go to gay clubs in order to be the right kind of customer???