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I was just hanging out in a business and a 70 year old guy comes running in about to cream his pants over the new iPhone 10. Man $999 is some coin for a smart phone. That's more…
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I was thinking I'd be a good mayor, but then if I had stiff competition from the opposition and they started digging dirt up on me, maybe I'd be fucked. Therefore I made a list of bad shit I've…
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I am resurrecting the 10 questions thread for TUSCL members from a few years ago. Hopefully BJ99 participates. BJ99 - you're pretty beloved here, please answer these questions so other members can learn more about you. If a question…
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And she forgot to put a bikini on: https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/oPorrnTuv9POUJjVPVmlBw--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MQ--/http://l.yimg.com/yp/offnetwork/e2a62bb49a3b53c68b6ec07b7c096521
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It seems like recently there are mostly two types of PLs on this board, the professionals which have been at it for years and can offer great advice, and the beginners who are just getting their feet wet. No…
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Get to work Juice, keeping Jackie happy is through her pussy. Check out this article from USA TODAY: What do women want? Survey reveals the secret to female orgasms https://usat.ly/2wSVyMi
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Any of you fuckers have any pets? I got my wife a declawed, neutered Maine Coon male cat about 6 years ago, from what Jackie has told me about Juice, this cat snores worse than him. I also have a saltwater fishtank,…
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I don't know what to do!!!!! Maybe I can call one of the other 20 I know!?!?! The game is played by amateurs and it is played by pros. Which one are you?
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Can I haz cheezburgr???? https://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/charlotte-mckinney-nude-cell-phone-photos-leaked
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Strippers are better than hookers. Need a reason why? Ask Hugh Freeze, if somebody searched his phone for stripper numbers, over half of them would have already been shut off for non-payment. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/report-hugh-freeze-made-dozen-calls-escort-services-ole-miss-phone-135959390.html
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Check out this article from USA TODAY: German police confiscate thousands of Trump-shaped ecstasy pills https://usat.ly/2xoIL0k
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https://www.celebjihad.com/lindsey-vonn/lindsey-vonn-tiger-woods-nude-photos-leaked You're welcome. Damn what a tight body! (Lindsey, not Tiger)
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What do you think would make you go blind the quickest? 1. Looking directly at the solar eclipse? 2. Watching Juice have sex with a $50 backpage hooker? 3. Smelling a McDonalds bathroom after crazyjoe decimated it? Be safe or there…
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On a normal work week, I usually go to bed between 11 and 1am and get up somewhere between 6 and 8am. So on average I am in bed 5 to 7 hours a night? I'm probably lucky…
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-stripper-kills-partner-stabs-170257475.html
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Maybe a new term we can add to the dictionary? "Facebook hot"? Kinda like "strip club hot." Out of my typical Tuesday morning boredom I'm browsing Facebook and stumble upon the "people you may know" section and it's filled with…
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So, ever know of any girls you went to high school with or grew up with that became a stripper? I knew/know two. One dropped out of high school and I'd actually be surprised if she was still alive today.…
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Enough already!!!!!! It seems every week there's another article about some random planet circling some random star that may be inhabitable. Why are people so into this? I understand - distant galaxies and science fiction books and films…
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Ever happen? A stripper you miss you wish was still around? Wanna have a TUSCL story time??? The one I think of the most is a cute little girl in Detroit. She wasn't a knock out by any…
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When I'm not busy cleaning cum off my keyboard and Juice isn't shot gunning cans of Four Loko in a Country Buffet parking lot, we occasionally collaborate for rap songs. Here's our latestest piece of work, a take on Jay-Zs "I've…
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Hahaha Crazyjoe would not like this, paying to poop. In my international travels I have seen this for years, having to pay to use the restroom. Have anyone even seen this tactic in the United States or Canada (and signs…
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Let's see, we have a basketball team that probably has at least a 90% chance of returning to the NBA Finals with their existing current line up ready to implode. Why? Is it because LeBron's friend gets to…
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Since I couldn't make the (now cancelled) Juicepalooza in Detroit this week, I found myself in the lovely city of Detroit this past weekend. Usually I'm playing Russian roulette at one of the strip clubs with venereal diseases, but…
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There's been a decent amount of talk on here recently about how hot strippers and even ones just above average are always tied up in the clubs, and some even have lines of guys waiting for just a lapper or…
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Now that the "original Juice" has been paroled, he may want his name back. The way I see it, maybe they can have a 40 yard dash race and who ever wins gets to keep the name, the other…
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