Help!!! A Stripper Won't Return My Phone Calls!!!!

16 comments

• ime

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  7 years ago

  Fuck you Jackie
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  I can call her too.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Make it rain 30,000 on her
• ime

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  7 years ago

  Look in SJG'S basement, she might be chained to the floor.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  offer to pet sit, wash her car, get mani pedis, take pics of her for her boyfriend and customers.. whatever it takes! Eventually, she will come around and want to be more than friends. :)
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ thanks BJ99 - maybe I can get her some Clippers tickets (if anyone can pick up my sarcasm)
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  She might be deaf. Try texting with a photo of your penis wrapped in Benjamins.
• Subraman

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  7 years ago

  Sorry, her mouth is full. She'll call back in a few
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Dodgers, it's still baseball season. And maybe take her out shopping afterwards.
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  Her phone is probably turned off due to non payment.
  
  Pay it for her.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  ^ best answer yet!
• houjack

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  7 years ago

  Have you tried offering to buy an Xbox for her boyfriend?
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO jack wins LMFAO
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  Use the pay phone next time
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  I use a cb radio though
• UGK.22

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  7 years ago

  Fuck that bitch