Help!!! A Stripper Won't Return My Phone Calls!!!!

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I don't know what to do!!!!!

Maybe I can call one of the other 20 I know!?!?!

The game is played by amateurs and it is played by pros. Which one are you?

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  • ime
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    7 years ago
    Fuck you Jackie
  • shailynn
    •
    7 years ago
    I can call her too.
  • twentyfive
    •
    7 years ago
    Make it rain 30,000 on her
  • ime
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    7 years ago
    Look in SJG'S basement, she might be chained to the floor.
  • Bj99
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    7 years ago
    offer to pet sit, wash her car, get mani pedis, take pics of her for her boyfriend and customers.. whatever it takes! Eventually, she will come around and want to be more than friends. :)
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    ^^^ thanks BJ99 - maybe I can get her some Clippers tickets (if anyone can pick up my sarcasm)
  • shadowcat
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    7 years ago
    She might be deaf. Try texting with a photo of your penis wrapped in Benjamins.
  • Subraman
    •
    7 years ago
    Sorry, her mouth is full. She'll call back in a few
  • flagooner
    •
    7 years ago
    Dodgers, it's still baseball season. And maybe take her out shopping afterwards.
  • warhawks
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    7 years ago
    Her phone is probably turned off due to non payment.

    Pay it for her.
  • Bj99
    •
    7 years ago
    ^ best answer yet!
  • houjack
    •
    7 years ago
    Have you tried offering to buy an Xbox for her boyfriend?
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    7 years ago
    LMFAO jack wins LMFAO
  • MackTruck
    •
    7 years ago
    Use the pay phone next time
  • MackTruck
    •
    7 years ago
    I use a cb radio though
  • UGK.22
    •
    7 years ago
    Fuck that bitch
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