Help!!! A Stripper Won't Return My Phone Calls!!!!

Fuck you Jackie

I can call her too.

Make it rain 30,000 on her

Look in SJG'S basement, she might be chained to the floor.

offer to pet sit, wash her car, get mani pedis, take pics of her for her boyfriend and customers.. whatever it takes! Eventually, she will come around and want to be more than friends. :)

^^^ thanks BJ99 - maybe I can get her some Clippers tickets (if anyone can pick up my sarcasm)

She might be deaf. Try texting with a photo of your penis wrapped in Benjamins.

Sorry, her mouth is full. She'll call back in a few

Dodgers, it's still baseball season. And maybe take her out shopping afterwards.

Her phone is probably turned off due to non payment.

Pay it for her.

^ best answer yet!

Have you tried offering to buy an Xbox for her boyfriend?

LMFAO jack wins LMFAO

Use the pay phone next time

I use a cb radio though

Fuck that bitch