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Help!!! A Stripper Won't Return My Phone Calls!!!!

Aug 25, 2017, 10:58 AM
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.

I don't know what to do!!!!!

Maybe I can call one of the other 20 I know!?!?!

The game is played by amateurs and it is played by pros. Which one are you?

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ime

Fuck you Jackie

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shailynn

I can call her too.

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twentyfive

Make it rain 30,000 on her

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ime

Look in SJG'S basement, she might be chained to the floor.

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Bj99

offer to pet sit, wash her car, get mani pedis, take pics of her for her boyfriend and customers.. whatever it takes! Eventually, she will come around and want to be more than friends. :)

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shailynn

^^^ thanks BJ99 - maybe I can get her some Clippers tickets (if anyone can pick up my sarcasm)

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shadowcat

She might be deaf. Try texting with a photo of your penis wrapped in Benjamins.

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Subraman

Sorry, her mouth is full. She'll call back in a few

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flagooner

Dodgers, it's still baseball season. And maybe take her out shopping afterwards.

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warhawks

Her phone is probably turned off due to non payment.

Pay it for her.

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Bj99

^ best answer yet!

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houjack

Have you tried offering to buy an Xbox for her boyfriend?

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO jack wins LMFAO

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MackTruck

Use the pay phone next time

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MackTruck

I use a cb radio though

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UGK.22

Fuck that bitch

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