Blindness

Watching juice and a $50 bp girl for sure. Utterly permanent since I would have to test out my eyeballs!!! ;-)

That should have been "tear out". Can't blame autocorrect for that one, just fat fingers. :-/

I worked in a public parks department while in college. We had someone we called the " mad shitter" who would go into the restroom with a can of cream corn. When he left, it was not a pretty picture. I'll avoid the details. Talk about decimate.

Nancy Pelosi naked

#2 for sure !!

ditto what Tiredtraveler said.

But, sticking to the options shailynn presented us, #2 for sure

Would you believe I said No. 2 before I ever clicked on the link? lol

#2
I think #3 might kill me or knock me out instead of merely blind me.

I have been temporarily blinded by lightning. It was a scary feeling not being able to see but then my vision came back. A supercell centered over my location at night was like a gigantic spaceship parked over our neighborhood and turned on a massive super bright light. The light intensity was brighter than anything I've seen other than looking right at the sun with no filter. I also now see things apparently most people do not.

If I disappear one day and aliens take me away, my disappearance might be explained. I might be on vacation at a planet in the Tau Ceti star system enjoying topless girls soaking up their sun.

Holy Moly, batman, chicks with 15 tits !!! Grab some pussy for us, sharkhunter !!

^^^ that's why my keyboard is in braille

Sorry, Vince. Those 15-titted aliens don't come with pussies, just eight assholes - with teeth!

If you walked into a bathroom with crazyjoe shitting and a naked juice fucking a backpage skank would you just die instantly, like spontaneousely combust?