Blindness

13 comments

• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  Watching juice and a $50 bp girl for sure. Utterly permanent since I would have to test out my eyeballs!!! ;-)
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  That should have been "tear out". Can't blame autocorrect for that one, just fat fingers. :-/
• mark94

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  7 years ago

  I worked in a public parks department while in college. We had someone we called the " mad shitter" who would go into the restroom with a can of cream corn. When he left, it was not a pretty picture. I'll avoid the details. Talk about decimate.
• Tiredtraveler

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  7 years ago

  Nancy Pelosi naked
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  #2 for sure !!
• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  ditto what Tiredtraveler said.
  
  But, sticking to the options shailynn presented us, #2 for sure
• rh48hr

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  7 years ago

  Would you believe I said No. 2 before I ever clicked on the link? lol
• sharkhunter

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  7 years ago

  #2
  I think #3 might kill me or knock me out instead of merely blind me.
  
  I have been temporarily blinded by lightning. It was a scary feeling not being able to see but then my vision came back. A supercell centered over my location at night was like a gigantic spaceship parked over our neighborhood and turned on a massive super bright light. The light intensity was brighter than anything I've seen other than looking right at the sun with no filter. I also now see things apparently most people do not.
• sharkhunter

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  7 years ago

  If I disappear one day and aliens take me away, my disappearance might be explained. I might be on vacation at a planet in the Tau Ceti star system enjoying topless girls soaking up their sun.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Holy Moly, batman, chicks with 15 tits !!! Grab some pussy for us, sharkhunter !!
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ that's why my keyboard is in braille
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  Sorry, Vince. Those 15-titted aliens don't come with pussies, just eight assholes - with teeth!
• ime

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  7 years ago

  If you walked into a bathroom with crazyjoe shitting and a naked juice fucking a backpage skank would you just die instantly, like spontaneousely combust?