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AbbieNormal

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118 posts by AbbieNormal

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Confessions of Abbie Normal (this is a long troll feeding flame war thread)

Well you've been warned, so if you're reading then it is by choice. So I've been feeding the troll a lot lately, right after saying I was re-joining a boycott. Pretty sad. Here's the thing. I don't think…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 4

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Friday's Discussion topic, actually related to strip clubs this time.

What is the best/your favorite movie about, or including as part of the storyline stripclubs? Let's say that something that is peripheral to the story (like Eddie Murphy's visit in the first Beverly Hills Cop) doesn't count. The…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 3

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Just for Fun on a Friday. Not very stripclub related.

Forgive the more general nature of this post, but we have a wide demographic here and I thought I'd post something for fun. A friend and I have a theory that decades are not always 10 years long, and…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 37

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What is the oddest thing you've ever worn to a stripclub.

I don't have anything that interesting. Mine is a suit, but since I rarely wear suits it made quite an impression on the girls who knew me. I once saw a guy in a Santa Clause suit.…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 7

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Good Strip Club names.

I've always thought "The Body Shop" was clever. I also have a weakness for "Sam's Hof Brau" because you can't get less stripclubish in a name.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 9

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Bad strip club names

"The Lumber Yard" ? What were they thinking? Sounds like a gay social club. "Medusa"? As in the mythical gorgon who was so ugly she could turn a man to stone? Well, I guess getting…

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Stillers

All is right with the universe. The Steelers are Superbowl champs again. It removes the "yeah but" from Cowher's resume (14 years as head coach, 11 winning seasons, 10 playoff appearances, 8 division titles, 6 appearances in the…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 3

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Poll tricks

I thought it about time I posted something related to strip clubs. I have to admit something. I actually like a good stage show. Don't get me wrong, I still want to grope anonymous women in a…

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Robert Burns day

If you are into obscure incomprehensible Scottish poetry, or if you want an excuse to drink scotch and eat haggis. I just had a root canal. Sounds like a good excuse to self medicate. I'll skip the

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Colts, Broncos, so the lesson is that horses aren't scary.

I have an erection that will not go down for at least two weeks, hopefully longer. Fie on your viagra.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 8

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Colts? Who dey?

I know, totally off topic, totally self serving, but I must gloat. I must gloat. Two game robbing calls, a fluke fumble (Bettis' only one this season), but the football gods were just. I personally think it…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 13

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Anybody a paid member?

I'm guessing I know the answer, at least among the regular posters, but did anybody buy a subscription to TUSCL to get the reviews, etc? Or should I say "Has anybody PAID to read REVIEWS and CONVERSATIONS about STRIPPERS?"

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 8

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How could I have...

How could I have ever thought something as silly as RL and davids were the same poster using different names. There is clearly no similarity whatsoever in their syntax, topics, or posting patterns. To those of you who still occasionally…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1

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Will I go OTC?

Well friends, I think I mentioned the return of a past regular. When I last knew her a few years ago I got the very strong impression that OTC services were available (as in was virtually certain after an…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2

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Too much time on my hands.

Recent alignment on TUSCL threads threads; Has anyone visited clubs outside the US Using Money to Manipulate pregnant strippers: Advice needed soon. Why I hate TV; Alcohol What makes whack job so crazy? Forming OTC Relationships

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 1

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Advice needed soon.

Anybody have a good recipe for a cassoulet? I want to use lamb and canellini beans with tomatoes (I know, I know...). I'm not really fond of fennel, but I have some lovely fresh basil. I…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 18

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Top strip club gropes

I misread my own post, but then thought "why not?". Seems an appropriate topic. Mine was in Barefax in Ottowa Ontario. Nothing was off limits. Second place was a in San Antonio about 10 years ago.…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 15

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Top stripclub gripes

We sort of touched on this on the music thread, but let's expand since we haven't done one of these for a while. Other than prices (I know Shadow, nobody should pay more than $20 for 2) what are…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 41

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Favorite mistake

A few people mentioned Sheryl Crow on another thread and it reminded me of what I call one past favorite stripper. I obviously view what happened as a mistake, hence the title, but as is also implied there is…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 6

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Songs

We've been way too serious here for a while and need to try a lighter topic. I am listening to "Tuesday's Gone" on the iTunes right now. It's one of those songs that evokes a specific feeling of…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 20

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I smell like stripper

Another random topic. Whenever I get home from a trip to a club everything I've worn goes immediately into the wash, including outerwear. There is a curious odor that seems unique to clubs; a combination of sweat,…

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"Tis the season

Christmas must be here. A quick stop in at my local and I saw both the "naughty Santa" outfit, and the reindeer antlers. Such a festive season.

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 10

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Favorite links

Let's share a few links. Guidelines, sex or nudity related and free. Here are two that I check regularly. www.thesuperficial.com www.areafamosas.com

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 2

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Breasts

Just thought we should talk about somthing enjoyable. I like them moderate sized and natural. More than a handful is a waste in my opinion, but I do have fairly large hands. I'm not offended by a…

AbbieNormalVeteran Reviewer20 yrs ago 2 17

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How many clubs have you reviewed.

I noticed that I just hit the 30 reviews, but the majority are on two clubs I pop into on a regular basis. These clubs don't get reviewed a lot, so on my monthly visits I usually try to…

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